Couples Counselling

Chapter 2

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A/N: YAY! Now for the Hidan and Kakuzu counselling. I forgot to say last time that this is rated for language and later sexual references. I need some ideas for the Tobi X Zetsu one, if any one has ideas please tell me. Did you like the last one? I hope you did and I hope you like this one more. Time for the Hidan/Kakuzu-ness.

Hidan and Kakuzu entered my room. Great, what are they going to tell me? They sat and thus the session began.

"So, what now?" I asked. They sat there in silence.

"Well, Hidan, are you going to tell her what you did?"

"WHAT I DID! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU ARE MAKING SHIT UP ABOUT ME!"

"Hidan relax. So someone care to fill me in?"

"Hidan is cheating on me."

"I'm not fucking cheating!"

"Hidan!" I took a deep breath to calm myself, "Just let Kakuzu tell his side of the story."

"Alright, well, it all started with Hidan leaving without me knowing where he was going, then he was acting suspicious, then I caught him at a shop for string talking to Rock-Lee. I almost chopped his head off!"

"I see, so the other guy in the equation is Rock-Lee?"

"Correct."

"NO, not fucking 'correct'! I'm not seeing someone behind Kakuzu's back!"

"Ok, then what's your side of the story, Hidan?"

"All righty then, here's how it really happened. I went to a music store to find Kakuzu some music to count his money to, when this kid, Rock-Lee came up to me and started yapping about the fact that the record in my hand was really awesome or something. I told him to piss off but he didn't so I left without buying anything. I then decided I would make something nice for Kakuzu but I didn't want him to find out about it until it was finished. I was almost done when I ran out of thread so I went to the store where I ran into Lee again, only this time Kakuzu saw me talking to the kid and assumed the worst."

"Ok, do you have any proof that what you're saying is true, like, maybe the thing you were making?"

"Yeah." Hidan got up and ran to his and Kakuzu's room then came back with 2 small dolls, vaguely resembling Kakuzu and Hidan, holding hands.(I'll let you decide if Hidan can sew or not, *cough cough* not *cough cough*)

"I was making this but it's not very good." Kakuzu got up and walked to Hidan. He looked at the dolls with suspicion then his eyes softened as appreciation seeped in.

"Hidan, I think it's lovely. Not sew very well but clearly to the best of your ability."

"Thanks. Hey, what's that supposed to mean!" Kakuzu just ignored him and hugged Hidan. Hidan calmed down and hugged back.

"Aww, now this is nice (Sarcasm. Encase you didn't get that). Leave." Hidan growled and mutter a few 'fuck you's and 'little bitch's on his way out the door but Kakuzu just left happy that Hidan wasn't cheating on him. YAY! It's over! Too bad there's still more to go.

A/N: Up next… Itatchi and Kisame! This next one is going to be difficult. I don't even know if it'll have a happy ending or not. It probably will. I doubt it will be very long though. It may be a while before I update again, though. I have a lot of homework and stuff to do. Comment! Favourite! Whatever the rest is!