Hi this is my remake of my story Once Again With a Little Help Return to the Past.
I'm going to say this again, all the character and the references bellowing to Masashi Kishimoto. All I own is my OC's.
"Where am I?" Asked Naruto as he looked around only to see an endless space of nothing.
"Oh, it's just a barrier that prevents this." said Cloud as he waveed his hand to a random direction and the endless white background open up a little so he could see what was going on.
What Naruto saw made no sense to him. Everything was black except for a few shattering images. Naruto look at the images intently.
The first was a picture of team seven. Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi, but there was a blank where Naruto was supposed to be. Naurto continued looking into the images and he slowly began to reconigse something. These were images of his memories, except in every one of them there was an blank where Naruto was supposed to be.
Suddenly, on the far end of the darkness he saw a little purple light glowing brightly.
"What's is that?" Asked Naruto as he pointed to the purple light.
Naruto looked back to Cloud for his answer, only to find him asleep on a rock that just appeared out of nowhere. Naruto sweat-dropped as he saw Icha Icha Paradise covering the man's face as he snored.
"Wake up you pervert!" yelled Naruto.
"Don't kill me! I'll be good!" Cloud shouted as he sat up and got into a defensive position. Naruto sweat-dropped again. "Oh it's you." said Cloud looking at Naruto before throwing Icha Icha Paradise away.
"Why where you reading Ero-sennin's book?" Naruto asked as Cloud scratched his head his confusion.
"I found it when I got here, besides, it sucked so much that I fell asleep. I've read better porn then the one Jiraiya writes" said Cloud.
"Who is this guy?"Thought Naruto as Cloud took out an magazine that Naruto had never seen before. The magazine title said "Playboy" and had a naked woman on the cover. Naruto suddenly felt a rushed of blood coming out his nose. Which caused him to faint after having a massive nose bleed.
Cloud sighed as he lifted his robe to show his strange belt. It had many strange Chinese characters written on it. He took out a strange golden liquid bottle from one of the characters and dumped some of the strange water on Naruto face. Suddenly Naruto's nose bleed healed. Cloud just went back to reading his Playboy magazines.
Naruto woke up again and he noticed that he was still in the blank world. He got up and saw Cloud reading his magazine while another strange red headed man was talking a grey skined man that kind of looked like the death god. Then he saw his mom arguing with his dad.
"Mom! Dad!" Naruto shout as he ran over to them.
Cloud looked at them and smiled with sad eyes before going back to his Playboy magazine.
After a family hug Naruto pointed to the red haired man and the man with grey skin and black hair. "Who the hell are they?"
"Oh, that's nobody, just the Kyuubi and the Shinigami of your world." Said Cloud poped out of nowhere.
"WHAT!" yelled Naruto with an ear drum splitting scream.
Cloud picked his ear and winced. "Ouch! That hurt my eardrum."
"But still somewhat better than getting maim by Nature"Cloud thought to himself.
"How could you let the Kyuubi free?" Screamed Naruto.
"Shut it kit. We only dragged the Kyuubi conscience and only a bit of his chakra so he wouldn't fade. His chakra level is the same as yours. So shut the fuck up." Said the Shinigami also picking his ear that ached from Naruto's scream.
"I'm free on yeah!" Sang Kyuubi as he ran around jumping everywhere. To Naruto surprise the demon's voice wasn't so demonic.
"Not for long my friend, not for long" thought Cloud giving them a very freaky glare. Everyone backed away from the man.
"Now that's cleared…" started Naruto but was interrupted by Cloud.
"You want to know where are we and what the fuck happened" Cloud stated.
"How… " started Naruto but was interrupted again.
"You were fighting a demon then a crack opened in midair, sucking you in. Causing you to end up in a strange place with the Kyuubi and the Shinigami. It's so obvious."
"Ok, since you already know, then explain." Said Naruto seriously.
Cloud snored loudly, already fallen asleep listening to Naruto talk.
"Let me do this Naruto." Said Kushina giving the man an evil smile. Then she turned to the sleeping Cloud and punch him the face.
The fist sent him flying and he crashed into the human Kyuubi.
"Ouch!" Both the Kyubi and Cloud moaned.
Cloud got up and said "Ok, ok. First I'll tell you how I got here."
Minato sighed and went to sit beside his wife. Cloud snapped his finger and a few rocks appeared out of nowhere.
"I got here yesterday after a I got bloody chased down though the universe and dimensionby member of my group." Said Cloud.
"What group?" Ask Narutom Minato, and Kushina together.
"You didn't tell us about that before" said Minato.
"Well Hokage-sama, the group Cloud-san is talking about is named The Guardians. It's a group of gods that keeps evil and powerful souls from destroying the Universes." Said the Shinnigami.
"But I heard the rumor thousands of years ago that there were twelve of..." started the human Kyuubi.
"Well you get the point of an organization thousands time powerful then Akatsuki, but it for good not evil right?" said Cloud driving the conversation another direction.
"I'm confused about the dimension and universe thing." Exclaimed Naruto.
"Let me explain. There are worlds, universes, dimensions and realms," explain Cloud. "First is world. A world contains many different universes. Universes contain many dimensions. Different universes have different logic, like in other may not called the spiritual energy Chakra and a different background. Then there are Dimension, there many different dimension in a universe. Different dimensions only have a little change, but still have the same logic and a similar background. A realm is a space that can be created by being in the dimension. Realms can be destroy easily too." Explained Cloud.
"This confusing as hell." Said Naruto holding his head.
"Oh you're not the only one who thinks so," sighed Cloud.
Cloud then continued, "The reason why your dimension crumblde like it did was because your universe was fairly weak. Do to you having a lot of strange powers."
"Ok now where the hell am I?" asked Naruto.
"Well you in a protection realm that I created" said Cloud yawning again. "Ok… zzzzzzz."
Cloud was about to started something but fell asleep.
Kushina tried waked him up again, but failed sending Cloud flying..
(Another universe)
A black hair man pinned a brown hair woman down. "Oh for fuck sakes calm down Nature." Said the black hair man.
"Let me go Spirit" growl Nature.
Then a man came and look at Nature and Spirit and the damage they did.
Then He said "You guys owe me a thousand bucks each."
"Fuck!" said Nature and Spirit at the same time.
(Back to Naruto world.)
Cloud slowly opened his eyes as he got up and held his head. "Nature really did it this time."
"How long was I out?" He asked the closest person to him, who just happened to be the Kyuubi reading the Playboy magazine that Cloud had drop.
With drool coming out his mouth the Kyuubi answered, "Few hours. Blondie is with his family."
"Oh." said Cloud before going to Naruto's family.
"So your awake." said Minato when he saw Cloud.
"Sorry about that I was really beat up by my fellow member and I was really tired." Said Cloud. "Well anyways I'll tell you why I'm here. My group was thinking about moving here to live a few thousand years ago, but we just couldn't find it until now. We could have moved to a different dimension, but it turns out this is one of the core of this universe meaning if this dimension is destroyed then this universe will crumble." Explain Cloud after he found a place to rest.
"What's do you mean the core of this universe?" asked Kushina.
"Well it's the main dimension that links to every other one." said Cloud. "Second reason that I'm helping you is, well because I wanted some entertainment." Laughed Cloud.
"WHAT!" said Naruto.
"Dude, do you know how old I am?" Ask Cloud with bored expression on his face.
"Uh… I don't know 24?" Answered Naruto looking Cloud over.
"Wrong! I'm over 6 million years old. Last I check I was 6,000,024" said Cloud.
"WWWWHHHHHAAAAATTT!" everyone exclaim except the Shinigami.
"Your freakin' older than me." Exclaimed Kyuubi.
"Impossible." Said a stunned Naruto.
"Wow, just wow." said Minato
"I don't what to say" said Kushina
"Yes, yes, you can kiss my feet later" said Cloud.
"You probably lying, there no way you could be older than me" said the Kyuubi.
"So, you want me to look like this?" said Cloud changing from his young body into a old man's body.
"Holy shit!" Exclaimed Naruto before Cloud turned back to normal.
"Now, you know my group can get bored easily. We need some entertainment every once and a while." Said Cloud.
"Now we got things clear? Now for the fun part." Said Cloud.
"Wait what's that?" Naruto pointed once again at the purple light "that's was still there from before."
"Oh, that's just the weak seal to prevent this dimension from destroying itself." Said Cloud before he grab a huge chakra form of the Kyuubi out one of hole and charge at Naruto stuffing the chakra inside of him, giving him a massive headache.
"What thefuck Cloud?" Yelled Naruto before he passed out.
"Uh, Cloud, I think you left out about the time traveling part." Said Minato.
"Yeah, yeah anyways, we need you guys to go back in Blondie's body when we find his young vessel." Said Cloud before he got out his two short blades. They had a bird head at the end connecting to a chain that traveled into his robe.
"Which means the Kyuubi has to go back too." Said Cloud looking the demon.
"Oh no you don't." said the Kyuubi.
"Wanna, bet?" said Cloud with an evil smirk on his face.
"No, I don't." Whimpered the Kyuubi before he ran like a motherfucker.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Screamed the Kyuubi as Cloud chased him with his twin short blades.
(Another Universe)
Spirit and Nature were at the bank taking out $2000.
"Here Electro" said Cloud giving the man from before. Who now can see his hir color where blue and yellow mixied.
"Want to tell me why you were literally destroying the whole Palace?" Said the mixed hair man.
"Well, Cloud insulted Nature about her weight again. She chased him screaming bloody murder and throwing many universes. Well, you know what usually routine Electro" Said Spirit.
"Cloud shook her off and went into hiding in another dimension." Said Electro.
"Not before ticking her off so much that she start destroying the Palace. Then you know the rest." Said Spirit.
"Predicable. How much times is it? 200 or 300? I can't remember." said Electro.
"Well, anyways, let's go home to eat. I'm starving." said Spirit leaving the bank.
(Outside the Bank.)
As a tired Spirit walked outside the bank, he found a blue and black figure running from a white figure. With car crashes, a car flipped over and other massive property damage.
Spirit hunched over and started to weep.
Nature and Electro walked and saw what happen knowing what was going on. "Uh… Spir…" said Nature.
"!" Spirit interrupted with a scream.
(Naruto universe)
Naruto go up from his massive head ache.
"So, you up son." Ask Minato.
"Where's Cloud?." Asked Naruto.
"Playing 'catch the human Kyuubi' with your mom." Said Minato with a sigh, pointing to where Cloud and Kushina was.
Naruto looked over and saw Cloud and his mother trying to capture the human Kyuubi like a fresh piece of meat.
Naruto sweat-dropped.
Then Minato quickly explain the time traveling plan to Naruto. Cloud and Kushina finally tied the human Kyuubi with chains and dragged him back. While the Kyuubi was weeping.
"Old man, get the ritual ready." said Cloud.
"Fine." Said Shinigami like he was used to it.
Shinigami used his spiritual knife and cut himself, than spat his blood on the ground. He closed the wound as Cloud started a fire of green energy. Pouring it into the god's blood and making it into a strange ritual circle that had three blank spaces for three people to sit and a massive circle with a star symbol in it for the one people to sit.
Cloud told Naruto to sit in the middle and his parents to sit in the other circle. Then he dragged the Kyuubi into the last circle. He then took the Kyuubi's chakra so he couldn't move. He gave the chakra to Naruto and walked out of the ritual circle.
He then shot another energy string at Naruto. Then He launched a strange power into the circle. Slowly the Kyuubi, Minato and Kushina sucked into Naruto. Naruto turned into a glowing light.
Cloud dragged the light toward him and then covered himself with a thin sheet of green energy.
"Let's go old man." said Cloud as he disappeared.
The shinigami sighed as he disappeared to.
The blank shattered into pieces.
(Past Naruto)
Little twelve-year-old Naruto was eating ramen when he got a strange feeling that something was about to happen. He ignored the feeling to keep eating his ramen.
Cloud created another white realm on the entrance to the past. And he charged the white light sphere over with green chakra like Rasengan.
Little Naruto eating Ramen cup
Cloud charges
Little Naruto eating Ramen cup
Cloud charges.
Little Naruto finished Ramen cup
Cloud close to the entrance
Little Naruto getting up
Cloud cracked the entrance
Little Naruto doing a stretch.
Cloud crash through.
Little Naruto heard a shattering sound and turned his head just as Cloud crashed through, scaring the shit out of little Naruto. Cloud hit Naruto's forehead with the light sphere, sending Naruto flying into the wall. After that he fell down with light glowing around him.
The Shinigami came through the hole that Cloud made and closes it.
"I think you should tell the other old geezers that I'm here." Said Cloud.
Shinigami left with a sigh.
(Another universe)
In a house.
Nature sat on the couch when twenty-four-year-old Rin came in.
She sighed, "Cloud's missing again."
"Yep, He ran way." Said Nature, then she thought, "Why do I feel like killing him more after we know where he is?"
(Back to Naruto World.)
"Urgghhh, my head." Said Naruto.
"Get up." Said Cloud kicking him with a metal sandal.
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