Discovery of Tea

"You don't mean to tell me, he has sex with you for tea?"

"Well… sort of. It's logic, Lestrade."

"Logic? It sounds to me like he's learned to whore himself."

"Sherlock is not whoring himself, he's just making sure that both of us are… happy. I can't believe I'm even discussing my sex life with you…"

"Especially since at every turn you insisted the two of you were not a couple."

"Well we aren't, er, we weren't. At the time. Now we're… I don't know."

"I think you were agreeing that Sherlock is now a whore."

"No, I wasn't."

"Technically speaking, Lestrade is right, John. I'm trading sex for tea, almost the definition of whore. I don't need money, so tea takes its place."

"When did you even get here? How long have you been listening to this?"

"I believe since the beginning, but I can't be positive."

"Sherlock, how in the world did you logic a man into having sex with you?"

"John wanted it, so it wasn't very hard."

"I think he'd argue differently, hahaha!"

"Shut it Lestrade, and Sherlock, we're not speaking."

"Where are you going John?"

"Home!"

"To make tea?"

"….NO!"