1870 Paris (but only like a few people have French accents)

Back when Uchida was young man, the world was a bit different considering how he grew up in the Victorian ages.

You know the age where mannerism was basically a religion at this point, women had to wear large cakes for dresses, men were expected to act like a gentlemen, and Jack the Ripper was still a thing.

During this age, Uchida was still young, strong, and (somewhat but not really) handsome.

On this special day, Uchida planned to visit the backstage of the French Opera House (Which back then was like the super bowl of today's world) and visit a special someone

He rose on a small chariot, smoking on one of the long ass cigars, to the building and on his way, he saw another chariot arriving in front of the opera house as well.

"This must be the new managers" He thought "They look pretty fucking ugly"

...

The new managers of the Opera came in and were taken back by the size of the Theater. It was huge and looked like a castle.

Inside the opera, it was chaos. The whole building had people scrambling and running from one place to another. There was actors and actresses, acrobats, and musicians from all over the world...or the world of Needless.

They even saw a handful of wild animals such as elephants, tigers, and goldfish.

The whole Opera house was busy today, as they were rehearsing the upcoming performance, sung by the most famous opera singer of the time, Madame Riru.

As they entered the auditorium, they were greeted by a busty woman with large breasts, long violet hair, and purple lips, singing on stage

"The trophy of our saviors! The saviors!.." She wore a large red and golden dress with many jewelry hung on her neck and blue feathers on her hair, making her look like a cake.

"..From the enslaving force of ROOOMMMEEE!.." the last word sung out, made the workers bleed from their ears.

Once the lady was done, she threw her coat at a nearby servant..her servant to be exact, followed another servant handing the lady a white poodle "Ma'dame" they responded.

Then the backstage singers came into the room dressed in clothing from the Renaissance

"With feasting and dancing and song, tonight in celebration we great the victorious throng, returned to bring salvation!"

The workers who were offstage, cleaning the seats, snickered "LOL THEY SAID THONG!"

"The trumpets of Carthage resound! Hear Romans, now and tremble! Hark to our step on the ground Hear the drums Hannibal comes!"

A fat man came up to the stage wearing a Roman uniform (This is actually Adam Archlight but since he refused to gain pounds to play Don Juan he wore a sumo wrestling costume to make him look fat...just try to imagine him in a fat costume...and singing)

"Sad to return to find the land we love, threatened once more by Romans far-reaching grasp!"

Then the whole rehearsal was interrupted by the old and new managers

"...As you can see rehearsal are under way for a new production of Chalumeau's Hannibal" Dr. Gido said

"You mean like the cannibal horror movie?"one of the new managers asked

"Don't start this shit up again boi!"

Hatfield, the music composer was pissed for being interrupted "EXCUSE ME I AM REHEARSING!"

Gido ignored him "Monsieur Hatfield, Madame Aruka.."

Aruka, in her younger years, stopped helping out her girls to turned to her old manager.

"..Ladies and Gentleman a moment of your time please?."

Everyone stopped to look at Mr. Gido "WHAT'CHU WANT?!"

"Now there are some rumors going around saying that I will be retiring..and that's true"

"NO ONE CARESS!" a rando said from the back. Gido grabbed a rock from the set and threw it at whoever yelled at him.

"As you all know, I'm an old man in his last years, struggling to survive, so I will be retiring to continue to play Minecraft, and in my absence here are your new managers!"

He pointed to an ugly tall skinny man with black greasy hair and elf ears, and a younger shorter man with blonde hair, both wearing ridiculously huge mustaches

" Monsieur Uten and Kafka"

Everyone clapped even though they really didn't care...well except the gold diggers looking for their next victims "They must be rich!"

"..and we are deeply honored to introduce our new PATRON!(empathizing his French accent) The Vicomte de Chagny!"

Just then new dancers appeared on stage, all young ladies wearing revealing ancient Roman dressing.

One of which was Christine Blade and the other Kuchinashi.

Christine was the most beautiful babe in the opera. Long flowing brown curly hair, reddish eyes, a curvy figure, and the voice of an angel...who is not pedo.

Kuchinashi was her younger sister, cute blonde, and mute, so she constantly has to bring a board and an erasable marker.

It didn't help that Kuchinashi had terrible grammar just like this dumbass author here.

Christine gasped as she saw Uchida on stage "It's Uchida!" She whisperers to her sister. Her sister remained emotion-less as she didn't have breakfast this morning so she really didn't give a fuck.

Uchida came on the stage to greet his new managers, he had bright orange hair, dark skinned, well built, and large gorgeous crystal eyes.

Kuchinashi looked at Uchida before taking out a whiteboard and a black marker and wrote "He's pretty hot"

Blade sighed as she recalled her childhood memories "Before my father died at the house by the lava...I guess you could say..we were childhood sweethearts..he called me 'little loli'"

Her younger sister wrote "Why did he call you that?" For which Blade responded

"He told me, I looked like one of those loli girls that you find in one of those anime with under-aged fanservice.."

Uchida walked up to the managers, slipped on a banana peel and fell face first on the ground.

Then he got up (with a broken nose) and walked to his two bosses "My never-mentioned-before-until-now parents and I are honored to support all of the arts, especially the well-endowed Opera populaire.."

Riru, the well-endowed opera singer, puts on a smile and walks towards Uchida (letting him admire her bouncy breasts that she put so much money into.

She held out her hand, expecting a kiss but all she got was an awkward hive five :/

"Who's this?" Kafka asked while admiring her curvy body. Gido rolled his eyes

"This is senora Riru , Roukakuji our leading soprano for five seasons"

Riru smiled at Kafka, who was sweating and had a large bulge appear at his pants

"Charmed.." There was a loud exaggerated cough from the other side, it was the fat sommu-wrestler jelly man.

"And this is Senor Adam Archlight!" Archlight attempted to bow but the fat was in his way so it just looked like he was looking down. Nevertheless, the dancers clapped at the mention of his name. Riru scoffed "They didn't clap for me!"

Uchida smiled "It's an honor meeting you both, I see that I am keeping you from your rehearsal.."

Solva-Tan (who is one of the back-stage dancers) yelled "NO YOU'RE NOTTT!"

Everyone looked at Solva with bewildered WTF eyes.

Uchida just shook his head "I'll be here this evening to see your..." He looked at Solva was breathing heavily for some reason "..great triumph, my apologize Senora Riru"

As soon as Uchida left, HatField ordered his singers to continue.

Riru wasn't paying attention and started to twirl her hair "HE LOVE MEH! UCHIDA LOVE MEH!"

Blade hung her head in disappointment "He wouldn't recognize me.."

Kuchinashi wrote "Of course not, you probably gained some weight since you guys last saw each other..."

Madame Aruka intrrupted them "Ladies please to your positions.."

Without another word (because we all know how Aruka gets when shes angry) Christine Blade and Kuchinashi began dancing

Aruke showed Kafka and Uten around the stage as the dancers danced

"We take great pride in the excellence of our ladies, monsieur"

Kafka and Uten drooled at the sight of the many beautiful dancers "I see why" Uten said as he was panting like a dog.

Kafka was eyeing Kuchinashi "ESPECIALLY THAT CUTE BLONDE!"

It took all of Aruka's might not to use her fragment to kill that pig "That's my daughter, Kuchinashi.."

Before Kafka could react, Uten spotted a hot brunette

"Look at that exceptional beauty!" Kafka too noticed the girl dancing, swaying her round hips ever so gently.

"No relation I trust?" Kafka joked, Aruka still avoided punching him in the face "That is Christine Blade, promising talent very promising!"

The two men watched Blade dancing like a hawk (because shes so freaking hot!)

"Blade you said?" Uten asked Aruka "No relation to the Second coming, Swedish violinist?"

Aruke snickered "His only child, orphaned at 7, so she came to live and train at the ballet"

"An orphan you say?" Kakfa asked

"Yes are you freaking death! if you try anything with either of them you'll end up in ten body bags! I think Blade as a daughter also! Now if you will kindly stand to one side!"

She grabs them by their wrists and pulls them aside.

They watched as Riru and the rest continue to perform (also someone stepped on her dress :/)

Yet Kafka and Uten still eyed the little ladies, not at all paying attention to Riru...which made her very jelly.

"STOOOP!" Riru yelled at the top of her lungs. Everyone stopped and Riru angrily looked at her two managers

"Since you would rather look at the lolis than look at me I will not be singing tonight!" She stomped her foot like a toddler, and stormed away, while cursing in bad Italian.

Everyone looked at the mangers like "OMG YOU IDIOTS!"

"What do we do?" Uten looked at Gido

"pray for forgiveness" then Gido exploded.

Uten and Kafka ran after crybaby Riru "Wait Diva we need you!"

"No no! I GO!" Riru said in her worsr Italian accent

"But wait what if we...got you an audition?"

Riru turned around "An audition of what?"

"An audition to sing Remember Me tonight?" Hatfield face scrunches up. Riru could sing good but Remember Me is not one of her songs.

Everyone knew Riru's voiced wasn't good enough to sing that song, but to keep her in the opera, they gave her the audition anyway.

"Alright, everyone shut up! I'm about to sing!" She took a few sprints of water from a bottle to hydrate her throat...but no one told her the water comes from the toilet.

She coughed a few times before singing

"Think of meh, think of me fondly when we've said GOOOOD BYE!.."

Some people began putting in earphones to block out her awful singing. Even Uten and Kafka struggled not to cover their ears.

"Remember meeee, once in a whILE! please prrromise me YOU"LLL TRYYYY!

When you'll find that once again you'll long to take your heart back and be free.."

SHADDD UP!

Someone above them yelled, then Kuchinashi wrote "AHHHH" on her board when she saw something falling from above.

One of the curtains was cut off and was intentionally landing on Riru's head but missed. However Riru still managed to fall.

Kuchinashi wrote "He's here the Needless of the Opera, and I just wrote our Fanfic's title"

People tried helping Riru up (well those that tolerated her anyway)

Hatfield looked up at the one was was supposedly in charge of the curtains..which was Cruz.

"It wasn't me honest!" Cruz whined, however the fact that a few accidents happened on his behalf didn't really helped him.

"SHUT UP!" Hatfield yelled

Aruka saw a letter falling from above and landed next to her, it had the stamp of a rose.

Uten awkwardly chuckled "Senora, these things do happen!" But Riru was having none of it

"FOR TEH PAST THRE YEARS THESE THINGS DO HAPPEN AND DID YOU STOP THEM FROM HAPPENING!" She pointed at Gido who was somehow magically there again "NNOOOO!" She spat at Gido before pointed at Kafka and Uten "AND YOU TWO! YOU AS BADD AS HIM! THESE THINGS DO HAPPEN MA! ARRGGHH! UNTIL YOU STOP THESE THINGS FROM HAPPENING THIS THINGS!" She points her chest "..DOES NOT HAPPEN!"

She turned towards Archlight (who was eating a cookie) and yelled something at him in Italian before leaving, but not before Archlight whispers "Armatures"

Gido apperared to the new bosses who were now regretting taking their jobs "Gentlemen if you need me I'll be at Chuck y-Cheese" Then he exploded once again.

To make matters worse, Aruka handed them the note

"I have the message from the opera ghost, he says he welcomes you to HIS opera house, demands that you leave box 5 open for his 'use'" She pointed to one of the seats above the theater

"..and reminds you that his salary is due" She shoved the note to Kafka who was irritated

"HIS SALARY!?" Aruka shrugged "Monsiuer Gido use to give him 20000 yen a month"

Uten pouted "20000 YEN A MONTH?!"

"Perhaps you can afford more with Uchida as your patron" She smiled, enjoying every bit of their agony.

Uten tore apart the letter "HOW CAN WE PERFORM IF THERES NO SINGER TONIGHT!? We have to cancel!"

"Is there no understudy?" Kafka asked but Hatfield chimed in "THERE IS NO UNDERSTUDY FOR MADAME RIRU!"

"WE SHALL HAVE TO REFUND A FULL HOUSE!" Uten said, before throwing himself on the floor throwing a tantrum.

"Christine Blade can sing for you tonight" Adam reassured them.

Everyone turned to Blade as she was stuffing her face with cheese "You said something?" She asked with her mouth full.

Kafka shook his head, a few lice and rats jumped from his hair as she did "A chorus girl? don't be silly!"

"She has been taking lessons from a GREAT teacher!" She emphasizes the word 'great'

"Who?" Kafka asked. Blade stopped eating the cheese and spoke "Um funny thing is...I don't know his name"

Aruka puts a hand on her shoulder "Let her sing for you monsieur, she has been well-taught" Then she gives Blade a gentle push so that she could stand in front of them.

Knowing that they don't have any other options left they gave Blade a chance

"Alrighty then go ahead." Blade walked to the front of the stage and cleared her throat..then coughed so vigorously she sounded like a smoker.

Uten shook his head "This is doing nothing fore mah nerves!"

Kafka then responded "Well at least shes hot, Gerald Butler couldn't sing for shit but they love him anyway.."

Then Blade began to sing (after minutes of vigorous coughing)

"Think of meee, think of me fondly when we've said good bye, remember me once in a while please promise me you'll try..."

Uten and Kafka's jaws dropped when they heard her sing, she sounded like an angel...like a clone-Jesus Angel. Even the backstage dancers gathered up to hear her sing.

Aruke smiled, her adopted daughter was finally coming out of her shell.

"When you find That once again you long To take your heart back and be free If you ever find a moment Spare a thought for me .."

In no time, the whole opera was filled with people, listening to her angelic voice. It seems as if they didn't need Riru anymore.

Christine Blade wore a white dress, with flower patterns sewed on her dress, and she had some rose petals in her brown curls.

Everyone in Paris heard her beautiful voice...especially a certain sexy hot phantom that dwells in the sewer.

Uchida, who was in box number 4 was astounded seeing his 'Love-interest' singing below.

"Can it be? Can it be Blade?" He stood up "BRAVOO!" Then left from his seat to the backstage area.

When Blade finished her song, everyone stood up and clapped.

"Shes pretty good" some said

"Shes pretty hot" others said.

Blade felt a wave of pride and triumph, she finally got the recognition she deserved. Maybe now she can shove it in Rirus face.