Lawfully Mine Chapter 2: Pranks


Marshall was in his office.
"How can I prank, Mar-Mar?" He thought.

First, he thought of the 'Cheating On' prank. He thought that was a great idea until he visualized what'll happen.

Marceline walks in her bedroom and finds Marshall sleeping with a woman.
"Gasp! Woo-hoo! Yeah!" Marceline cheered.

Marshall notices Marceline.
"I can explain!" He cried.
"Just say we break up!" Marceline said smiling.
"We break up, wait...what? You're supposed to be mad! Why aren't you mad?"

Marceline runs out of the room laughing.

"That's pretty realistic... Marcy hates me." Marshall sighed.

He leaned back on his chair. Then, he thought of throwing a water balloon at her. He started to visualise what was going to happen.

Marshall hides behind the large curtain of their bedroom. Later, Marceline comes in the room exhausted. Marshall throws the balloon at Marceline making Marceline angry and eats Marshall up.

Marshall sighed in annoyance. He kept thinking of a good prank.
"What is Marcy afraid of?" He asked himself.

He glanced at Marcy's bass axe and snickered.

Marceline entered her room and collapsed on her bed.
"Ugh! I hate being the Vampire Queen." She complained rubbing her bite mark.

She heard the door open.
"Must be Marshall." She thought as she stood back to her feet.

She was right, it was Marshall. Then, she turned pale.
"Marshall, don't you dare!" She shouted at him.

Marshall laughed evilly.
"Oh? What are you gonna do?" He smiled.
"I...I... I'm going to kill you!" Marceline shouted.

Marshall was holding Marceline's axe bass in one hand and Hambo in the other. Then, Marshall raised the axe.
"NO!" Marcy cried.

She pounced at Marshall.
"What are you going to do now, Marcy?" He asked her.
"I told you not to call me Marcy!" She yelled.

Marshall smiled. Using his strength, he broke free from Marceline's grasp, grabbed the axe bass and chopped Hambo's head off.
"No!" Marceline sobbed.

She curled into a ball and cried.
"You think that I'll actually do that?!" Marshall laughed holding his forehead.
"Huh?" Marceline said, confused.
"Mar-Mar, I love you and I will never ever do anything to hurt you." Marshall said.

He flew to the dresser, took a raggedy doll and a box of tissue out of it and flew back to Marceline. Marceline snatched Hambo away from Marshall and hugged it tightly.
"You did a very good job copying Hambo-Wambo." She sniffed.
"If it helps you feel better, I'll tell you what I planned just now." Marshall said.

Marceline nodded her head as she took a tissue from the box. Marshall told Marceline the story.
"Hahahaha! That was what I'll exactly do if you did that!" Marceline laughed.
"That hurts." Marshall said.
"Awww..."

She kisses Marshall.
"I still hate you." Marceline giggled.


"He did it to me so shouldn't I do the same? Well, it is fair." Marceline thought as she circled around her bedroom.

Then, an idea struck her.
"Aha!" She smiled.

She ran to the kitchen giggling.

LATER...

"Barbara! Where's my dinner!" Marshall asked as he entered the dining.

The chef, Barbara, entered the dining with a covered serving dish and placed it in front of. Marshall stared at the plate.
"Queen Marceline cooked it for you." Barbara said.

Marshall grinned.
"She loves me!" He thought as he took the cover off.

Then, he screamed. He heard somebody giggling. It wasn't Barbara. Marshall turned to his right and saw Marceline smiling mischievously.
"You have a very girlish scream." She giggled.
"You got me pretty well..." Marshall said scratching his head.
"Yup!"
"I'm still hungry though."
"Barbara wasn't lying, I did make something for you."

Marceline disappeared into the kitchen and came back with a covered serving dish. She placed it in front of Marshall.
"This better not have another head." Marshall said.
"It doesn't, promise." Marceline said.
"Take the cover off."

Marceline took it off revealing the food. It was chicken smeared with barbeque sauce. Marceline took a fork and gave it to Marshall.
"Thank you." He thanked her grabbing the fork.

He forked a mouthful and ate it. Suddenly, his face turned red.
"Anything wrong, Marshall? Your face looks like a baboon's butt!" Marceline laughed.
"What did you put in it?" Marshall asked running to the fridge.
"Oh it's nothing special, just a few drops of Naga Viper Chilli extract! The spiciest chilli in the world!"

Marshall took a carton of milk out of the fridge and gulped it all down.
"That's two scores for Marceline!" Marceline cheered as she did her victory dance.

Marshall grabbed a piece of the chicken and shoved it into Marceline's mouth. Marceline's head turned bright red and so did her lips.


Marceline and Marshall laughs at each other's big red lips.
"You look like you're wearing lipstick!" Marceline laughed.
"You look like 'Mrs Too Much Makeup'!" Marshall chuckled.


The reason why I haven't write for a while is because I got grounded. Blame my father for that.