Title: One L or two. Chapter 2
Fandom: StarGate SG1 and Star Gate the movie.
Author: Ra'Ay'Mond
Rating: R. For some strong language.
Category: AU. What if. Some humor? Angst?
Spoilers: The books based on the Star Gate movie
Summary: What if Col. O'Neill from TV meets Col. O'Neil from the movie, via the Quantum Mirror?
Authors note: I just wanted to see how long it would take both Colonels to try and kill each other.
Disclaimer: The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.
I would like to once again think Christine, the RebelWriter, for her last minute Beta reading. She went out of her way, putting all of her other work aside just to help me with this Fic. I couldn't have done it with out her.
TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR ALL OF US,
'DR. JACKSON' REFERS TO 'MOVIE DANIEL'. AND 'DANIEL' REFERS TO 'TV DANIEL'
The story titled 'One L or two?' was written to not only see what would happen when both colonels (From the movie and TV show) meet each other. But also to give Fan Fiction readers who have not read the movie based books an idea of what they are missing. Everything written from chapter two on should be considered a 'spoiler' for those books. I just wanted to warn you in case you were planning on purchasing those books. Enjoy!
I originally posted this multi-chapter story nearly a year ago. I took the story down once StarGate SG-1 was cancelled. I mentioned that I may re-post the story if the threatened sequel of the original SatrGate movie was ever done.
The bad news is that it looks as if that movie will never be made. The good news is that I am giving serious thought to writing another story, based on the adventures of a character that only appears in the first chapter of this story.
From the moment that I first created the character of Evil Teal'c, I began thinking of other things to do with him. He was only a plot device for this story, and never intended to be used again.
Well, that has changed.
Before I write the AU adventures of Evil Teal'c, I thought it best to reintroduce him to you, the reader. He only appears in chapter one of this fic. However, if I'm going to repost chapter one, I have to repost the entire story.
So I am
So enjoy.
One L or Two?
Written and created by Ra'Ay'Mond
Chapter Two.
I do not own the rights to SG1 or any of their products. I am only a poor fan who NEVER wants the adventure to end.
After the 'other' Col. O'Neil sneers his question at me, I think that my mouth dropped open so wide I could have used it to carry bowling balls.
Wait a minute! I've seen him before!
OK. He's Col. O'Neil. One L. The other white meat. But this guy looks nothing like me!
I mean he's not bad looking. But he's not me
That's just great! The one alternate Earth where I'm not dead. And it's not even me. I wonder if he's married to Sam. Quantum Sam...Alt dimension Sam…Or, whatever her name is on the other side.
I should just be happy that Evil Teal'c and Company didn't clear leather fast enough to smoke us all in that last screen shot.
My adrenaline rush has almost worn off from that encounter. I feel a little drained, and hearing my name being spoken' first person' from someone else's mouth hasn't helped any
Just then it hits me. This guy has no idea that his mirror is a communication and transportation tool. I get the idea the he was 'futzing around' at Goa'uld base, or mother ship, and he just happened upon the mirror.
Then we showed up.
He probable thinks that we're on-base some where, playing around with the other end of his brand new toy.
I better answer him before he changes the channel accidentally. It would be a shame if my not so called carbon copy gets killed before I can warn him to get rid of the mirror.
I finally answer his question. "Hello. I'm Col. Jack O'Neill. Two L's. United States Air Force. Star Gate Command."
"You're probable wondering what's going on here. Well it's a long story, but I have to make it a short one. O'Neill gestures toward his Quantum Mirror and says, " I'm supposed to blow this thing up. Trust me, it's more trouble than it's worth."
Col. O'Neil keeps looking at me with out blinking. Look at him. Talk about being 'too cool for school.'
Some guys think their G-d's gift to women. I bet he thinks he's G-d's gift to
G-d!
Then he finally shows some emotion. His eye's light-up with some sort of recognition. He then points his index finger at me and says.
"Wait a minute. I know you. You're the 'other' O'Neill. The 'giddy' one!"
"I've personally gone over and approved every person at this off world facility. And you're not on the list, Colonel Jack O'Neill…With two L's!"
I guess some of the SF's behind me have also recovered from the close call with those Jaffa in the mirror. I hear one or two of them snicker at the term 'giddy.'
I turn around and throw them a look the shows them that 'giddy' is not on the menu today. At least not for them.
I turn back to my 'new best friend' and say,
"Let me guess. You just took over a Goa'uld base or Mother Ship, and you found this funny looking rock. It just turned on, all by it self. Then you see me and my men."
"You think that we're some where in the area transmitting directly to you. You're only half right. We're transmitting from some where else. We are coming to you live from Earth, in an alternate reality."
"That gold colored thing your holding is another version of the control unit that I'm holding right here. It's like a remote control for the Quantum Mirror that you're watching me on right now. This mirror allows communication and transport to different versions of the users' universe."
He's not buying any of this. I can tell.
Upon hearing this and without showing any emotion other than simmering rage, my white shadow stoically stares at me as he says, "Listen colonel! I know all about your sense of humor. But we just found this hidden chamber in the recesses Ra's peoples Bellos research complex. Were checking everything to find out what makes this stuff so special that Ra's race chose to hide it down here, while leaving their people's most advanced research right in plan sight, for any one to find."
"So if you don't mind, quit joking around and tell me where the hell you are! And tell me where you found the other end of this alien transmitter. Or do I have to involve General West into all of this? And what the hell is a Goa'uld?"
I'm feeling less giddy by the moment.
General West and this guy on the same base. I'd rather French kiss a Unas then have to deal with both of them at the same time.
Not only does this guy need a Bran Muffin and a new hair cut, he needs to be shown what a threat this thing is.
I reach into the pocket of my field shirt and pull out a small memo pad and a pen. I write something down, and rip the page out of the pad. I ball it up and toss it through the Quantum Mirror while saying, "Look, colonel! If this does not prove my point, nothing will."
The note passes through the mirror and is caught by a very surprised Col. Jack O'Neil.
Col. O'Neil has seen and done things within the past several years that he would have thought impossible only a short time ago. But none of that surprises him like the paper ball that just flew through the mirror.
'This is not a joke!'
O'Neil is so shocked, he forgets how to breathe for a few seconds. Then he involuntarily tenses every muscle in his body as he prepares for the onslaught that could come through the mirror at any moment.
I see from he look on my counterpart's face that my message has finally gotten through.
I tell the other O'Neil, "That's right! A door way between dimensions. And the worst part is that an enemy with one of these can go channel surfing for New Worlds to Conquer!"
"We recently found out the hard way that the damn thing doesn't even have to be turned on your end for someone to 'come to your house and play'. All they have to do is turn their end on, and walk on through."
He continues to stare at the message on the note. He finally jerks himself awake and stares at me and my armed troops with their weapons drawn on him, as if for the first time. It's not hard to imagine what he's thinking about right now.
Armed incursion!
Anyone from another dimension could mount an invasion through this thing at any time. And the victims would never know where they came from. They don't even have to come through. They can just roll a nuke in to do their dirty work!"
He regains his composure faster than I would have expected, under the circumstances. Still, I'd better clam him down before he freaks out. He's probable wondering if our intentions are noble.
I tell him,
"No need to worry about us. We have enough problems with the Goa'ulds. We don't need another war."
He shakes off the shock and answers me, "That's the second time you use the word Goa'uld. Is that he name of your enemy?"
He must know them by another name. He's in a Goa'uld base, with Hieroglyphs all over the golden walls. So we must be fighting the same enemy.
Just then, he looks off toward his left. Out of my view. He calls out loudly to someone that I can't see,
"Yo! Dr. Jackson! Get over here! Before you do, call Dr. Shore. Have her bring her team down here! We may have a problem. A big one!"
At the very same time, I hear the voice of my Daniel call out behind me,
"Yo, Colonel O'Neill! I'm coming! No need to yell! And why so formal Jack? Do we have guests? May be you missed a memo, but Dr. Shore hasn't work at the SGC in years."
Before I can tell him that I wasn't the one who ask for him to get Dr. Shore, Daniel walks into the mirror room with me. He looks into the mirror only to be greeted to another version of himself.
One with long hair.
After all of the heart aches and pains that Daniel has gone through, I can remember hearing him curse only 'once'.
Ironically enough it was at me. It was over the shooting of the human replicant, Reese. Today as Daniel looks at his carbon copy, all he can say is,
"Oh shit!"
The Bellos research complex is the site of the last installment of the movie based books.
To be con't.
End of Chapter two.
More to come.
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