Dine and Dash! Dine and Dash! Dine and Dash! It's the Dine and Dash chapter! "People, we are on a dine and dash here!" Heh, did you like the That 70's Show reference? I told you that I have an obsession, but I don't want to try it because I don't want to get arrested!
Chapter 2: Two Idiots Dining and Dashing
The final bell rang throughout the Academy and all of the Vocaloids rushed out of the school, among them being Kaito and Len. Once Kaito and Len escaped the crown and went to their house, Kaito went straight to the freezer and made himself a scoop of ice cream. Len went to the couch, turned on the TV and started channel-surfing. He stopped when he landed on a commercial with a banana breakdancing to hip-hop music.
"Len," Kaito yelled. "Change the channel. This commercial is gay."
"No, this is my favorite commercial," Len replied.
"Change the channel!"
"Fine." Len kept channel-surfing until he landed on another commercial. This time, it was about a restaurant.
"Come down to La Tarde, where we have everything from award-winning breakfasts to zesty 5-star dinners. Wanna make a reservation? Just call 1-800-037-2859. La Tarde. More atmosphere than the normal idiot."
Len turned off the TV.
"Kaito! We have got to go there! I heard that those guys have an awesome fried banana dish," Len said.
"La Tarde?" Kaito asked. "Oh, that restaurant was on the news the other day! Some blond elf guy threw a beer mug at some blue-haired guy! They lost a star for that." He started to laugh.
"Stop laughing! I don't care about any bar fight! I wanna go to that restaurant and try their fried banana!" Len jumped off the couch and ran out the door to La Tarde.
"Len! What the heck is this?! Oh, for the love of-!"
At the restaurant...
Len helped himself to the fried banana dish. And boy, was it delicious. Even though it was fried, the banana still retained its beautiful banana flavor.
"LEN!"
Kaito walked towards Len's table.
"Kaito, what are you doing here?" Len asked. "If you want fried banana, order your own."
"I don't want any freaking fried banana," Kaito said. "Look, don't run off like that! You scared the living crap out of me!"
"Sorry about that, Kaito," Len replied. He took a few last bites out of his fried banana and stood and started walking toward the door, though, Kaito stopped him halfway there.
"Len, what are you doing?" Kaito asked.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm going back to our house," Len replied.
"Dude, you need to pay first."
Len starts laughing. "I'm not paying. Kaito, the two of us are on a dine and dash here."
"Len, I'm not kidding! We need to pay! We're going to go to jail and we just barely got out of court last time and we don't know what the total came down to! What do we do?!" He started to look for someone to help them pay their enormous bill.
"Oh please, the total can't be that high."
Just then, the waitress came to the table with something in her hand.
"Kagamine-san, here is your bill," the waitress said, handing Len the bill.
Though, upon opening the bill, Kaito and Len's jaws dropped.
"Oh man... 51229 yen?!* Len, how many fried bananas did you eat?"
"Well, um, I don't know... I ate, like, ten of those."
"Len, you idiot! Why did you eat 10 fried banana?"
"THEY WERE SO GOOD!"
"Look over there." Kaito pointed at the bar. Over there, Haku had her head down on the bar with a sake bottle in her hand, while Dell had one hand on her back and his other hand holding a cigarette.
"There's Yowane-san and Dell! Maybe they can pay our bill."
Kaito and Len run to the bar, where they meet Haku and Dell.
"Dell, can we talk to Yowane-san?" Len asked.
Dell rolled his eyes. "Oh sure, you talk to her and see what happens...," he said sarcastically. He took another drag on his cigarette.
Len walked over to Haku and tapped her shoulder.
"Oh, OH, why did you run out on me, baby?" Haku slurred.
"Yowane-san," Kaito said. "You're drunk."
"Kaito," Haku said. "You're sexy."
Kaito blushed while Len tried to get her attention."Haku, can you pay for our..."
Kaito prods Len's shoulder.
"Fine, can you please pay for my dessert?"
Even though Haku was drunk, she managed to grab the bill. Though, upon opening the bill, she immediately dropped it and collapsed onto the floor.
"It's official, we're dead," Kaito said.
"Well, since no one will pay our bill, there's only one thing that we can do," Len said, winking at Kaito.
Kaito stood up. "Fine."
"If anything happens, tell Rin I wore her clothes to school," Len said.
"What?"
"One..."
"Two..."
"Three!"
"BANZAI!"
The two of them dashed out of La Tarde as fast as they could.
The next day...
Kaito woke up early and started channel-surfing. Nothing looked good on TV, until he stopped on the news.
"Last night, a successful dine and dash was made by Vocaloid Academy students Kaito Shion and Kagamine Len. While the restaurant in question, La Tarde, decide not to press charges on the two young men, the restaurant, unfortunately, lost yet another star due to their dine and dash. This officially makes La Tarde a 3-star restaurant, after the beer mug incident and the dine and dash. In other news today, a 9 year old girl named Kaai Yuki has recently..."
Kaito turned off the TV.
"LEN!"
There, now we know what happened after Link threw a beer mug at Marth. Though, should I really be mentioning that in a Vocaloid fic? *waits* Oh, well. No harm done. I ask again, did you enjoy the That 70's Show reference? I hope you did.
*51229 yen= $499.99
*Yowane-san= Ms. Yowane
Hope you enjoyed! :)
