Hey guys, sorry, I've been really busy. Here's another epic episode of Sam and Andy. And oh no, looks like Tex and Andy aren't exactly match eye to eye.

(I don't own Red vs. Blue, wish I did though)

3333 Grif and Simmons.

Enjoy,


Sam looked at her comrades in utter horror, "No way in hell"

Sarge gave her an apologetic look before scratching the back of his head, "We only have three rooms, and only two can fit two people. I'm in the single one then Grif and Donut room together, and we figured you were a boy, so. That gives us no choice; you have to room with Simmons."

"This is like sexual harassment!"

Simmons shot her a glare, "It's not like I want this either"

"But, but, but, isn't it like against the rules to place opposite sexes together?! Hmmm?" Sam demanded throwing her arms up in exasperation.

Grif smirked, "Nothing goes by regulation here"

Sam crossed her arms across her chest and glared the boys down, "FINE! But if Simmons so much as looks at me in the wrong way… ALL of you are getting castrated! I will hunt you all down and make it slow and painful"

"I thought the other girl was supposed to be the mean one," Donut grumbled childishly.

With a roll of her eyes Sam stormed into her… well… hers and Simmons room and slammed the door.

Simmons looked at the door in an irritated manner before going up to knock, "This is ridiculous, knocking to get into my own room." he muttered quietly.

"Hey, at least you might get some action. I'm stuck with homo here." Grif said jabbing Donut in the ribs.

There was a crash in the room before the door was flung open and the barrel of a sniper was at Grif's forehead, "I'll show you action!"

Grif held his arms up in defense, "I was kidding!"

Sam narrowed her eyes before frowning, grabbing and pulling Simmons into the room, and slamming the door in Grif's face. "I'm going to take a shower" she said quietly. After gathering her things and walking up to the bathroom door she turned around and looked at Simmons "Simmons?"

He turned around and looked at her, "Mmmhmm?"

"If I have to room with anyone here I'm glad it's you." She said smiling and shutting the door.

Simmons stared at the door with his face growing warm. His mind wandered back to all of the girls he'd dated in high school. None of them compared to this sassy firecracker. They we're all the mind numbing idiotic girls who had those high pitched voices, and would still flirt with any male in sight even though they were dating. Sam however, had enough back bone to take on 4 soldiers yet still be as sweet and shy as any other girl. He put his arms behind his head and looked up at the ceiling. Sam did seem to like him more than the others. So maybe he did stand a chance with her. Of course he'd take being her good friend too. But there was just something about her. He grinned to himself as he heard her humming to herself quietly. He felt like the dark pointless days in the canyon were already starting to brighten up. He only hoped she would trust him enough to let him in.

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The tension was so thick Church could almost feel it strangling him. The two girls staring each other down with so much hate was almost unbearable.

"I was here first." Tex growled.

Andy smirked and narrowed her eyes, "Oh yeah? Well according to command you're dead. So uh-oh, looks like I belong here and you don't."

"Oh funny, but this canyon belongs to me"

"Really? Well get used to it, cause it's mine now"

"Hey, hey, now girls, let's not fight. There's enough of me to go around! Bow chicka bow wow!" Tucker said jumping in the conversation, he had otherwise been ignoring.

"Shut the hell up!" The two girls yelled angrily. They looked at each other shocked that they spoke in unison before glaring at each other and stalking off in different directions.

Caboose looked up from the picture book he had been looking at and frowned, "Church, what type of girl is Andy?"

Church looked down at him before sighing, "Not a very nice one Caboose"

"This is going to blow" Tucker mumbled before plopping down on the couch.

"More than you know Tucker, more than you know."

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"This. Kicks. Ass!" Grif exclaimed happily while stuffing his face with food.

Sam grinned and wiped her hands on her shorts, "How did you guys survive? The food you made could have killed you!"

"I have no idea. I guess we forgot how good food tasted; it became more of a hassle to us. So we stuffed it down and tried not to taste it." Donut replied with a shrug.

"I love good home cooked meals. So I worked hard on learning to cook before I got enlisted." Sam said tucking a piece of stray hair behind her ear. She glanced over to Simmons who was staring his food intently. Deep in thought no doubt, she said to herself. Still, he looked worried, in some way or another. Sarge hadn't been seen since she had threatened to ahem, detach things.

"Earth to Sam" Grif said waving his fork around in her face.

Sam blinked, before her eyes focused in on Grif. "Ehh?"

"I was just wondering why you were spacing out"

"I guess the tiredness is kicking in"

Grif smiled at her before continuing to shovel food into his mouth. Sam leaned back in her chair and stared at the ceiling. She'd been there for what, 3 hours? Already she could tell this was going to be an interesting time. She momentarily closed her eyes as her mind wandered back to the last post she'd been in. Andrew, she felt her heart ache. No, she told herself sternly. I won't let that effect me anymore. Just because one guy took advantage of her doesn't mean all guys will! She sighed and opened her eyes to glance at the boys around her. 'If only the knew'


Agent Colorado Out!

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This chapter is dedicated to my old friend HelloKitty. His actual name is Rowan, but he isn't speaking to me anymore because of his other friend. Evan- Ugh.