Phantomtalia!

Chapter Two: America

The next day, Danny, Sam, and Tucker were in the back row of the auditorium, listening to Mr. Lancer blathering on.

"Today we have some very special guests... Due to your slowly deteriorating geography and world history grades... We have invited some people to explain about the countries they come from..." He mumbled through the mike. The teens groaned as Mr. Lancer handed the mike to the British blond.

"Good afternoon," The man said. "I am Arthur Kirkland, and" The blond got shoved out of the way by the other blond wearing glasses.

"Dude! I should go first I'm the hero!" The group of students watched as the two blonds arguing.

"Wow...they are weird..." Sam whispered. Mr. Lancer yelled at both of them before they started over, from the blond wearing glasses this time.

"Hey Dudes! I'm Alfred Jones! And I'm the hero cause I'm from America! USA stands for The United States of AWESOME!" He continued. "I've got 50 states like Hawaii, and Florida, and West Virginia, and, well, you know the rest." Mr. Lancer was shaking his head as the students were trying not to laugh as Alfred continued to ramble. "I- Uh, I mean, America, makes the best movies in the cinema! And, America kick butt is the most awesomest country in the world!" Alfred said as he grinned goofily, earning glares from the other personifications, who were off-stage.

"Right, well, since I figure you are not going to explain anything intelligent, you might explain some of the common knowledge about your states..." Mr. Lancer mumbled.

"Oh! Well," America pulled a Hawaiian girl up on the stage. "This is someone from Hawaii. And, she'll explain!" She whimpered about her hair being pulled before looking at the students.

"Well...um...Aloha..." She started, while glaring at Alfred. "Well, most of the states are not idiots and can take care of ourselves...no matter what Blondie thinks."

"Hey!" The Hawaiian girl and Alfred started arguing as the British guy led them away. Mr. Lancer was starting to get pissed, but luckily a giant ghost appeared, causing everyone to yell and run screaming. Danny sighed in relief as he quickly ducked under his seat as he transformed. After he turned into Danny Phantom he flew and attacked the ghost. It looked like an ancient warrior and it was pissed.

"Step aside!" The warrior said. "I wish not to battle you whelp!"

Danny arched an eyebrow. "What's that supposed to mean?" The warrior pointed his weapon to the nations peeking out of the curtains.

"My battle is with them!"

"Can't let you do that, bub." Danny said. The warrior growled and fought with Danny.

"Oh Germany, that guy looks-a scary!" the Italian said as he held onto a German man, who sighed. "And so does that other one!" The German was silently scared too. The American was freaking out and both the Japanese and Hawaiian were trying to calm down.

"GHOSTOHGODWHYGHOST?!IMSCARED!" He yelled.

"SHUT UP YOU BLOODY NINNY!" Arthur yelled as he strangled him.

"Prease America-san, it isn't good to be yerring rike this..." the Japanese man said as he tried to get the British man off. America was still panicking.

"Come on, calm down..." The Hawaiian said. "It's going to be ok..."

"WAAAAAHH!" The American flailed his arms around until accidentally whacking the Hawaiian and making her crash into a wall.

"Ow..." She muttered as she slid down the wall and passed out. The British man growled in annoyance before he barely avoided an ectoblast.

"Bloody hell!" He yelled in surprise.

"Opps..." Danny muttered to himself as he himself was trying to avoid ectoblasts. Danny struggled to get his thermos out. "Crap..." He muttered before he got it out. "Aha!" He opened the lid and tried to suck the ghost in. It took a while but the ghost was soon sucked in.

"You will regret this whelp!" was what Danny heard before the warrior ghost disappeared into the thermos. He sighed before floating to the others. The students were cheering while the guests looked shaken up and scared.

"Well..." Danny said. "I'm sorry that happened...and welcome to Amity Park."

"A GHOST!" Alfred screamed. "ITSAGHOST!" Danny sighed before he went away from the auditorium. He went intangible and reappeared next to Sam and Tucker, back in human form.

"Well, back to the introductions..." Mr. Lancer mumbled half-heartedly. But luckily the end-of-school bell rang and the students left. Danny, Sam, and Tucker ran out of the school but ran into three people. One was an Indonesian girl, a guy that looked like the British guy with glasses and darker, and a lean Philippine man.

"Excuse us," The thick eyebrows man said. "Where's Casper High? We're supposed to be there for a meeting-thingy."

"Uhh... School's over..."

"What?! We're late?! NAGH GERMANY'S GONNA KILL US!" The girl screamed. Danny, Sam, and Tucker watched the three freak out.

"Nesia~!" The Hawaiian girl from before stumbled over to them, haven gotten better, "You'll never believe what happened!"

"Err... You convinced Germany not to kill me?-" The boys whacked the Indonesian girl on the back of her head with a flip-flop. "I mean us?"

"No...He's too busy getting Italy to calm down...I mean that some ghost kid came kicked some other ghost's ass!"

"Do ghosts even have asses?" The thick eyebrowed on asked.

"Some do." The girl nodded

"I thought ghosts had those smoke tails." The other boy said the one without glasses.

"That's not the point..." The Hawaiian said. She started explaining everything as Danny, Sam, and Tucker walked off.

"Those guys are weird."

"Yeah... Those three remind me of Paulina." Sam muttered. Tucker nodded.

"Yeah..." He said. "Though the chicks look hot..." He smiled. Sam rolled her eyes as Danny nodded.

"What is with those guys calling each other by country's names?" Danny wondered. Sam and Tucker shrugged.

"Maybe they're trying really hard to stay in character?"

"A weird joke?"

"I don't know..." Danny said. "Maybe later we should find out."

"Why not right now? They might be gone later." Tucker said. Danny nodded as he grabbed the two's hands, turned intangible, and then flew back into the school.


So new chapter update pretty fast huh? XD

Well, Danny's wondering a bunch of things, fought a new ghost (who is going to return *cue evil laugh*) and more insanity continues~!

Please enjoy!