So…chapter two…
I can't promise it won't fail…
This may offend you if you are Christian…that or you'll find it incredibly amusing. I MEAN NO OFFENSE!
Sorry it took so long…
A whole six months had passed since the demise of the Demon King. The people were happy now, led by their leader Zero, and the Empress Nunnally. Zero had insisted that if this peaceful world were to work, someone kind and gentle like her would have to rule Britannia, seeing as how it was the largest and most threatening of all the nations.
The world had reached a new height in stability. Having coming together as one to try and stand against Emperor Lelouch, they no longer fought against each other, but instead used funds to help feed the poor and make medical advances. It was Christmas Eve. Life was really shaping up to be great. For most people anyways…
20 years previous….
The snow fell all around the boy, landing in his hair, in his eyes and on his nose. The cold stung his cheeks and his nose was red. He was happy though. His father was actually going to be home for Christmas this year. He hoped he would get something cool.
Present day in heaven
Lelouch smiled confidently at his little brother. Of course he had gotten first place in the chess tournament (Rolo came in close too; being an assassin required strategy) and today was the day he would be facing Jesus! He couldn't wait to see the look on his face when he got beat….
Back to the random snow kid….(who just so happens to not be that random because he's actually Jeremiah)
Little Jeremiah sat down in his living room awaiting the arrival of his father. He held a mug of hot chocolate in his hands. He took a sip, letting the hot liquid warm him from the inside out. A sudden noise at the door made him set his cup down. The door opened revealing a familiar face.
"Daddy!" said the little boy as he greeted his father with a hug.
Lelouch
Lelouch now sat across from The Lord himself, a chess board between them. He was black, as usual, Jesus was white, and so he made the first move. Jesus picked up a pawn, and moved it forward a couple of spaces. Lelouch smirked to himself. This is too easy….
Jerry
Jeremiah played outside with his two younger cousins, Toddy and Matthew. They were his mother's sister's kids, so they came from an average family. The three were called inside; it was time for presents. Toddy was handed a long box. He opened it excitedly. He smiled excitedly, lifting a pogo stick into the air. Jeremiah was a little jealous; he'd always wanted a pogo stick himself. His father handed him a gift. Definitely too small to be a pogo stick.
"Oh thanks daddy!" he said trying to sound excited (and he was, just disappointed because he knew it couldn't be what he wanted most)
He opened it up slowly to find…a book. Hey it's better than socks….
Lelouch
Jesus had his pieces all over the board in a very odd manner. Lelouch knew he shouldn't let his guard down yet, as he moved his rook forward a few spaces. He knew how he could turn it around still, and as long as there was hope for the Lord, he would keep focused. And he's never been beaten before….?
Orange-kun: Present day
It was Christmas day, and Jeremiah hoped that his present to Nunnally had made it in time. He had selected about twenty off his finest oranges and sent them to her. He was alone this Christmas, but he didn't really mind.
Lulu
Lelouch moved his knight into position.
"Check mate," he said, the smallest of smiles gracing his lips. Jesus picked up his king (his last remaining piece) and proceeded to knock down Lelouch's with it.
"I WIN!" Jesus yelled triumphantly, giant smile on his face.
"…..But….that's against the rules….you can't do that!"
"OH YEAH!? Well, GUESS WHAT! I'M FUCKING GOD! YOUR RULES DON'T APPLY TO ME!"
"I'm pretty sure they do. Otherwise you're a cheater. Cheaters are liars. I thought God didn't lie."
"I lied about that. EVERYONE lies. What about you?"
"What about me?"
"You are a LIAR!"
"…..yeah…?"
"GO TO HELL!"
At that, Lelouch promptly went.
Jeremiah a few days later
Jeremiah heard a knock on his door early that morning. He went to see who it was. A UPS guy in his teens was standing there looking at his orange wind chime with oranges on it.
"Oh," he said noticing Jeremiah was there, "are you a Mister…..Gottwald?"
"I am"
"This came in for you." Jeremiah thanked the man and took the package. There was a little note on the front. 'Sorry it's late' it said.
Jeremiah opened the long thinish box slowly. He was greeted by the most lovely sight.
"An orange pogo-stick…?"
SO YAY HAPPY ENDING!
Maybe I could do Hell from Lulus Point of view. It would be kind of funny, I think. Lulu's day in exile…
So what do you think of this chapter? Review? Please?
