Heres the second chapter of IT vs. Big Bang, I loved writing this one because it was my first try at a fan fiction that wasn't from an anime, it was also my very first attempt at a cross over. Enjoy


Sheldon, Moss and Roy explained about a small experiment that Moss and Sheldon had conducted a few years ago. They explained that Moss and Sheldon had met via Skype after Sheldon had heard that there was a man working in the IT Department of a huge company of an intelligence that rivalled his own. Through collaboration Moss and Sheldon had discovered a way to make a portal from one country to another. Roy whined that during the development of the project he had to work both for him and Moss so Moss could work on the experiment. After about six months it was ready for testing and Moss successfully teleported from the basement where they worked in Reynholm Industries to Sheldon's apartment, Pasedena.

At first the experiment appeared to be successful as Moss was able to make it all the way from London to Pasadena, but then they realised that it was only a one way trip. Moss had been unable to get back to London and had to wait nearly a week to get money wired over to get a plane ticket back. Even though they both agreed they were the most brilliant minds of the 21st century, neither Moss or Sheldon could figure out how to make the portal a two way trip, so they decided it would be best for neither of them to open either of the doors ever again. Moss and Sheldon hadn't seen or heard from each other since….

Leonard and Jen were truly amazed by what Moss and Sheldon had revelaed as no one had ever made a scientific discovery that huge before.

"So let me get this straight you and Moss invented a gateway between America and England?" asked Leonard.

"Yes is that so hard to believe?" said Sheldon smugly.

"Well yes, even though the experiment ended in a failure that's a huge scientific discovery," said Leonard.

"Didn't you hear me I was stuck in America for a week waiting for a plane ride home, then my mum grounded me for 2 weeks, not only was the experiment a failure but Roy had to do his work as well as my own so I don't want to know about it, it was a failure. A failure!" said Moss emphatically.

"Yeah every day when I got home I was so exhausted I couldn't even go watch the new films I wanted to see," said Roy.

"You shouldn't have been exhausted all you do all day is answer phones and say 'Hello IT have you tried turning it off and on again?" said Jen scathingly.

"Well actually the week Moss was trapped in America there was a big computer break down at work and as I was the only one with any knowledge of computers I had to do all the work," said Roy.

"I told you I was sorry about that," said Moss starting to raise his voice and tossing his head about.

"I don't blame you Moss I've said a thousand times I blame Sheldon for it," said Roy.

"How am I the one to be blamed?" asked Sheldon.

"You're the one who came up with the dumb idea," said Roy.

"You know I agree it's not my fault I got grounded it yours!" said Moss.

"I made a boo, boo alright every scientist does it some time," said Sheldon.

"Will everyone stop arguing the important thing is we now all know why we shouldn't open either off the doors," said Leonard.

"I guess you're right," said Moss.

"But, wait if what you said is true we can't just use the door to get back to Reynolm Industries we're going to have to book a flight back to London," said Jen.

"Oh don't worry about that I bought my laptop and I should be able to easily get us a flight back It might take me a while through I'll have to find the right website," said Moss pulling his laptop out of his bag and powering it up.

"Ok done," said Moss after clicking the keyboard rapidly only a few times.

"When's our flight," asked Roy.

"Unfortunately the earliest flight is in 5 days until then we're going to have to find a place to stay," said Moss.

"Five Days?! Now you're going to have to find us a hotel!" demanded Jen.

"I don't know I'll see if I can find any vacancies, (small pause), ok done," said Moss rapidly clicking the keyboard again.

"Well what do we do now? We don't have any American money," said Jen.

"Well I hope you don't mind but I just hacked into our bank accounts and transferred enough into American money to last us the days we're stuck here, I also had to pay for our plane tickets," said Moss matter of factly.

"No that's fine by me I'll just blame it on Jen," said Roy.

"How's this fault?" asked Jen.

"You're the one who went through the green door," said Roy shaking a finger at her.

"I agree if it's anyone's fault it's Jen," said Moss.

"Alright I'm sorry next time you tell me not to do something I won't do it," said Jen.

"About time. But what do we do in the meantime?" asked Moss.

"What do you mean?" answered Roy.

"We're stuck in the United States with just about no cash and we have nothing to do," said Moss.

"True.. what are we going to do?" repeated Jen.

"Well aren't you guys part of an IT department?" asked Leonard.

"We ARE the IT department. Well me and Roy are, Jen doesn't know anything about computers," said Moss.

"That's not fair, how dare you," retorted Jen.

"Why do you ask?" asked Roy.

"Well because there's actually been some big computer problems at the University we work at and the head of the University is finding it difficult to find people to fix them," said Leonard.

"Well I guess we could see what we could do," said Roy.

"What am I supposed to do in the meantime?" whined Jen.

"Well Sheldon do you think she'd get along with Penny and the girls?" asked Leonard.

"Well considering the level of intelligence she's displayed they should be best friends," said Sheldon.

And so Sheldon and Leonard introduced Roy and Moss to the head of the University, told him that they were IT workers from London and were willing to look at the University computers. Leonard introduced Jen to his girlfriend Penny and her friends Bernadette and Amy and as Sheldon predicted they quickly and easily became close friends. For the next few days Roy and Moss worked on the computer system which turned out to have rapidly mutating viruses which they were able to fix. Roy and Moss were also introduced to Leonard and Sheldon's other friends Raj and Howard. Soon they had to push two tables together in the lunch room and they all joined up for afternoon and evening activities.

After Roy and Moss had finished fixing the University's computer problems they asked whether they could make some improvements to the system. The Head approved the proposal on the proviso that if they made it worse and had to fix it again they wouldn't get paid for the second lot of repair work.

Roy and Moss got to work and within a few days had improved the computer's productivity by 50%. The Head of the University was so impressed that he offered them a fulltime job at the University, which offered vastly better pay than what they got at Reynholm Industries. Moss and Roy decided to go talk to Leonard and Sheldon about the job. They found Leonard then went to Sheldon's office where they found him working on one of his theories.

"Can I help you gentlemen?" asked Sheldon.

"Well Sheldon, Moss and Roy have some pretty big news," said Leonard.

"We've been offered a job at the University and it offers more pay then our current job," said Roy.

"Well maybe you should take it," said Sheldon.

"Really?" asked Moss.

"Well sure, you're getting paid a good wage to help improve the productivity in technology which in turn we help scientists like me to improve our work which depends on technology so I think you should do it," said Sheldon.

"It would help us a lot actually, maybe you should do it," said Leonard.

"We might also get more respect from this place than we do at Reynholm Industries," said Roy.

"Well why not, let's do it," said Moss who took a look at Sheldon's work to see what he was doing.

"Very impressive work Sheldon," said Moss.

"Well thank you Moss it does show I'm a genius who doesn't make mistakes," said Sheldon.

"Well actually your theory has a huge mistake," said Moss.

"No it doesn't," said Sheldon.

"Yes it does," said Moss.

"Oh really prove it," snapped Sheldon.

All right," said Moss, putting on a bigger set of glasses and taking the marker from Sheldon.

Moss went back a few steps in Sheldon's Theory and re wrote. Sheldon instantly knew it was actually the right answer, but couldn't believe he didn't see that.

"Moss that's incredible!" gasped Leonard.

"That's impossible how did you see that?" asked Sheldon angrily.

"It's quite easy to see actually," said Moss.

"I tink even I can see it," chipped in Roy.

"You know what, on second thought Reynolm Industries definitely needs an IT department so how about you stick to your original plan and go back to London," said Sheldon.

"Wait you just said we should take the job offer," said Roy.

"I know but your only IT consultants so it doesn't really matter where you work as your job isn't that important," said Sheldon dismissively.

"Sheldon!" said Leonard pulling him up. "You're just afraid that Moss will make you look inferior because he might be smatter then you," said Leonard.

"Oh what nonsense. If he was as smarter than me he would have chosen a better career than an IT consultant," said Sheldon.

"Isn't him being smart the reason you asked him to do the experiment in the first place?" quizzed Roy.

"Well yes, but I didn't think he'd be able to do something like that!" said Sheldon waving his hand at the board.

"Well Moss we might as well go tell the head of the University that we need a little more time to tink about the job offer seeing as the people we are going to have to work with are so unfriendly," said Roy.

Moss and Roy went and told the Head of the University that while the job he had offered them was very tempting, they needed a while to think about it before making their decision. The Head had also heard about what Moss had achieved with one of Sheldon's theory's and offered him a free University course in science if he became the University's IT specialist.

When Sheldon heard of this he almost imploded. If Moss became a scientist for the University he might challenge, his, Dr Sheldon Cooper's research. Unable to sleep, that night Sheldon gleefully devised a plan that he hoped Roy and Moss would agree to and hopefully would ensure their quick return to England.


Well I hope you enjoyed chapter 2 of IT vs. Big Bang and as always open criticism in reviews is welcome