Amanda's POV

The girls all appear in a forest.

"I don't think we're in Nelson anymore…" Libby says.

Amanda shoots her a dark look.

"Wait, where is Mel?" Mab says.

The girls look around, but she is nowhere to be found. Then they notice something.

"Um Emi, you're kinda short," Jess says.

"What!?" She responds. "You're worrying about my height at a time like-hey, you too…"

Jess, Emi and Mab look down and notice they are 3 feet, and have big, hairy feet.

"I shaved yesterday!" Emilie says, fuming.

Then they hear voices.

Libby's POV

"Gandalf, how much longer?" A tiny masculine voice says in the distance.

The girls exchange a look.

"Hide you idiots!" Amanda screeches.

They hide in the bushes. Peering out from a hole in the shrubbery, Libby spots a group of 9 men enter the clearing of the forest. Attractive men.

"Wait! I sense something," The most attractive of the group says.

"Legolas, we don't have time to dwell here," A man with dark brown hair says.

He would go perfectly with Amanda, Libby notices…

Legolas' icy blue eyes scan the area, until they land on the bush where she is hiding. She doesn't dare to breathe. In two long strides, he approaches the bush, and pulls her out.

"Now what do we have here?" he says, glaring at her.

"Umm, hi," She says.

Then Emilie jumps out of her shrubbery.

Emilie's POV

"Get your filthy hands off my friend!" she screams.

"Are you a hobbit?" one of the short (attractive) men asks.

Emi glares at him.

"I thought there were only hobbits in the Shire…" he mumbles.

Mab's POV

Mab, still concealed behind a tree, notices one of the hobbits is staring rather intently at Emilie. He's mine! She thinks, and jumps out before Emi notices.

"Can you please let go of Libby!" she pleads.

Everyone turns to face her.

"How many lasses are hiding in the bushes!" a dwarf asks.

Mab and Emi exchange a look.

"Don't forget about me," Amanda screeches, jumping in front of everyone.

"Jess, you might as well come out now…" Mab mumbles.

She jumps out as well.

"Wow! This place is almost as bustling with people and activities and things as Mab's bed!" Amanda screeches.

"Let me get this straight; we have five young ladies hiding in the middle of the forest," the dwarf says. The girls nod.

"I think we should KILL THEM!" he screams, running towards Libby with an axe.

"Hell no," She says, sliding to the side so he impales a tree.

"GIMLI!" The wizard screams. "Can we PLEASE NOT KILL ANYBODY BEFORE WE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!"

"Fine…" Gimli responds, looking discouraged at the idea of being civil.

"Well, girls, what are you doing-" The wizard stops. "I must leave. I sense a disturbance in the force." Gandalf disappears.

"Well I don't trust them!" The elf, Legolas says.

"Mellon…" Aragorn tells him.

"Just STOP! We were somehow transported here by a portal, we're lost, and MEL is GONE!" Emilie breaks down in sobs. The girls look at the ground.

"Do… do you think she's dead?" Jessica asks quietly. Amanda does a happy dance.

"These girls are a bunch of liars. Spies. We must kill them, and move on." The elf says.

"But…" The hobbits begin. Legolas draws his bow. He aims. He…

"You would be dead before you released an arrow." A voice says from behind. Not used to being caught off guard, Legolas turns around only to see an arrow pointed at his (beauteous) head