After everyone had evacuated from the water, Terrence was very upset.
"Why am I so unlucky?" He impatiently asked Leshawna.
"I don't know shuga." She shrugged, after that she accidently dropped her bag on Terrence's foot.
"YEEEEEEOOOOWCH!"
Confessional Cam – Nobody's dropping bags on our feet.
Terrence: I mean seriously, why am I the one who is constantly getting hurt in every possible way?
A board from the roof hit him in the head after that.
Donald and Douglas were arguing with Denny.
"Och, eye. Denny, yon cannot not like this summer camp just because it is a camp." Donald was reasoning with Denny.
"Och. Jocks these days." Douglas nodded
Denny with gritting his teeth, and Vanessa was watching from a distance beaming.
Confessional Cam – Daddy's girl and Bratty boy.
Vanessa: This Denny fellow seems like a good alliance member…
Denny: Scottish people. What dumbasses.
At that moment a bagpipe is dropped on his head.
? : Thanks Duncan!
Duncan: A pleasure doing business with you Donald.
Chris had everyone meet at the mess-hall.
"Here are the new 4 teams." Chris grinned "Team 1 consists of Owen, Izzy, Noah, Eva, Cody, Monty, Vanessa, Denny, Elizabeth, Donald, and Jenna!"
"Team 2 consists of Gwen, Trent, Heather, Duncan, Courtney, Emily, Arod, Terrence, Amber, Harvey, and Molly!"
"Team 3 consists of Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Lindsay, Justin, Nathan, Mavis, Gerri, Kimberly, George and Stepney!"
"And Team 4 consists of Tyler, Leshawna, Harold, Sadie, Beth, Katie, Ezekiel, Margaret, Douglas, and Joseph!"
Chris smiled at the newly formed teams.
"The team captains are…Owen, Gwen, Geoff, and Tyler! You will get to pick your team name, you have ten minutes."
Team 1's name was picked "Team Crazy!"
An emblem of Owen's Maple leaf shirt in an Indian style was their logo.
Team 2's name was chosen "Team Moonlight!"
An Emblem of a full moon was their logo.
Team 3's name was chosen "Team Disco!"
An emblem of a disco ball was their logo.
Team 4's name was chosen "Team Jock!" Douglas and Tyler grinned.
A basketball was chosen as their logo.
Chris chuckled as he went through his mind for the challenge.
"Just so you know, Team Crazy will be staying in the old Gopher cabin, Team Moonlight will staying in the old Bass cabin, and Team Disco and Team Jock will be sleeping in the new cabins, and the winners of every challenge get to stay in the Deluxe cabin!" Chris explained.
"Alright, eh!" Ezekiel pumped his fist into the air causing everyone to look at him, he looked away.
Duncan: Homeschool's acting strange, I wonder what's up?
Ezekiel: After Season 3 I started going to public school, it really helped my social skills, eh!
The contestants were at the amphitheater.
"Okay, Tonight it's a sing or lose contest, one member from each team will go up and sing a song on stage."
They all nodded.
Team Crazy was huddled.
"I'll sing!" Izzy whisper-yelled.
"Any objections?" whispered Owen.
There were none.
Team Moonlight knew their player.
"Trent." They all said.
Team Disco picked Stepney.
"Just don't sing Barbie Girl." Warned Justin.
Team Jock was having a hard time.
"I'LL D'OO IT EH!" Ezekiel shrieked.
"The players are…Izzy, Trent, Stepney, and Zeke!"
Later all the contestants were seated, so Chris walked on stage.
"First up is…Izzy"
Izzy came out in a black skirt. She started playing her guitar.
Superfreak
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room
It's the right time
She's never hard to please Oh, no
That girl is pretty wild now
(The girl's a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about
(In new-wave magazines)
That girl is pretty kinky
(The girl's a super freak)
I really love to taste her
(Every time we meet)
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeey She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow Everybody sing
Super freak, super freak She's a very special girl
(The kind of girl you want to know)
From her head down to her toenails
(Down to her feet, yeah)
And she'll wait for me at backstage
With her girlfriends
In a limousine
(Going back in Chinatown) Three's not a crowd to her, she says
(Manaja trois)
Room 714, I'll be waiting
When I get there she's got incense
Wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
That girl is pretty kinky
(The girl's a super freak)
I really love to taste her
(Every time we meet)
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeey She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Temptations sing
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street Blow, Darry
Izzy cackled and rocked out.
Team Crazy clapped, Noah smiled.
"Next up is Trent."
Trent walked on stage.
Live Like You Were Dying – Tim McGraw
He said: "I was in my early forties,
"With a lot of life before me,
"An' a moment came that stopped me on a dime.
"I spent most of the next days,
"Looking at the x-rays,
"An' talking 'bout the options an' talkin' 'bout sweet time."
I asked him when it sank in,
That this might really be the real end?
How's it hit you when you get that kind of news?
Man whatcha do?
An' he said: "I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."
He said "I was finally the husband,
"That most the time I wasn't.
"An' I became a friend a friend would like to have.
"And all of a sudden goin' fishin',
"Wasn't such an imposition,
"And I went three times that year I lost my Dad.
"Well, I finally read the Good Book,
"And I took a good long hard look,
"At what I'd do if I could do it all again,
"And then:
"I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."
Like tomorrow was a gift,
And you got eternity,
To think about what you'd do with it.
An' what did you do with it?
An' what can I do with it?
An' what would I do with it?
"Sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And then I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I watched Blue Eagle as it was flyin'."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."
"To live like you were dyin'."
"To live like you were dyin'."
"To live like you were dyin'."
"To live like you were dyin'."
Trent laughed as he was clapped on.
"Next is Stepney."
She grinned and walked on stage.
You Belong with Me - Taylor Swift.
You're on the phone
With your girlfriend
She's upset
She's going off about
Something that you said
'cause she doesn't get your humor
Like I do I'm in the
It's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music
She doesn't like
She'll never know your story
Like I do But she wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain
And I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day
When you wake up and find
That what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time
If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you
See you belong with me
You belong with me. Walking the streets
With you and your worn out jeans
I can't help thinking
This is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench
Thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy? And you've got a smile
That could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in awhile
Since she brought you down
You say you're fine
I know you better than that
Hey what you doing
With a girl like that She wears high heels
I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain
I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day
When you wake up and find
That what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you
See you belong with me
Standing by and
Waiting at your backdoor
All this time
How could you not know
Baby
You belong with me
You belong with me.[Instrumental] Oh, I remember
You driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me about your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me Can't you see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you see?
You belong with me. Have you ever thought
Just maybe
You belong with me?
Stepney grinned.
"And last but not least, Zeke!"
Ezekiel walked onto the stage.
Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi
It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away
Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or alive
Wanted
Dead or alive Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone
All you do is think I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or alive Ohh alright
Ohh Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or alive When I walk these streets
A loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps
'Cause I might not make it back I've been everywhere
(Ohh, yea)
Still I'm standin' tall
I've seen a million faces
And I've rocked them all 'Cause I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or alive I'm a cowboy
I got the night on my side
And I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or alive
And I'm right
(And I'm right)
Dead or alive
I still drive
(I still drive)
Dead or alive Dead or alive
Dead or alive
Mm dead or alive
Dead or alive
Ezekiel grinned.
"Chef? Who do you think won?" Chris asked Chef.
"The prarie boy's team, you guys rocked, The girly girly's team sucked, I don't like Taylor Swift."
Team Disco glared at Stepney.
"Who's gonna get the boot? Who's gonna survive? And does Ezekiel have other hidden talents? Find out on Total Drama Mountain!" Chris laughed boldly.
