Notes: Holy Cow! I so didn't expect such a warm welcome for this one! ;) So glad you like this!

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Part Two

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She was tired, cramped, and grumpy and she hadn't had any coffee. They hit another bump and the car swayed from side to side. She growled.

"Remind me again why we agreed to this."

Lilian laughed. "Because you think Randy Orton is hot?"

"He's, like, ten years younger than her," Lita pointed out sleepily.

"Like that's an issue," Dawn said, sighing and leaning back into the chair. "He's hot and I wouldn't say no." The car jerked and a bag smacked her on the back of the head. "Oh my God, will you drive better! Why did Li get to ride shotgun? I want to be in the front not having luggage give me a concussion every ten minutes!"

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning," Lilian said with a smile.

"Waking up would involve getting some sleep!" Dawn cried, her arms flapping about in a gesture of annoyance. "And I can't even claim sex! Sex would be good, but, nope, not me, I get to spend the night with Maria who's crying her eyes out because that stupid boyfriend of hers dumped her. Again. They'll be back together, as always, by the end of the week and Ria will be getting regular sex again, but me? Nope, not me." She pouted. "I think I must be growing unattractive. I don't feel particularly dirty or girlish at the moment."

Lita repressed a smile and looked back at her. "You're far from unattractive, you're just tired, sweetie. We'll get you coffee the minute we arrive. In fact, if you really want, I'll call the guys and make sure there's some ready and waiting."

Dawn looked at her with a puppy dog expression on her face. "Really?"

"Really."

"Okay."

Lilian snorted. "You really need to get laid, Dawn."

"How about I beat you to death with this handy piece of luggage?"

"I'm sure one of the guys will be happy to oblige."

"I'm going to maim you. I just wanted to let you know."

"Thanks for the warning," Lilian said sweetly.

Dawn looked at Lita. "Can you stop her from being cheerful, please?"

"I could try, but I'm not sure it'll work," Lita said, pulling her cell phone from her handbag. "I'll just call John and make sure there's coffee."

"Why wouldn't there be coffee?" Dawn asked, alarmed. "Why would anybody not have coffee?"

"Okay, sweetie, you're getting a little crazy back there."

"I've been sane a long while now, and change is good," Dawn said, leaning forward and grabbing her arm. "Coffee, however, is better."

"Hey, John, it's Lita," her friend said, tugging her arm free. "Listen, Dawn's going postal here; tell me you guys have coffee."

There was a pause as Dawn waited anxiously.

"I realise that you knew it was me, called ID is a wonderful thing, however, it's polite to say who it is." Lita rolled her eyes.

"Coffee," Dawn reminded her. "And donuts would be nice, too."

"Sleep deprivation," Lita continued, ignoring her. "Yeah, she does tend to live on the stuff, anyway, but Maria and Rob broke up again last night and- yeah, I figured that would explain it. Sure, that's…oh, right…well…I'll tell her. See you soon. We're about ten minutes away. Bye."

"What was that 'oh'?"

"No coffee."

"That's not funny."

"No electricity actually," Lita continued and Lilian's eyes widened.

"I'm with Dawn, now, that's not funny," the ring announcer said. "I've got to have electricity. I also have no intention of listening to this," she indicated Dawn, but kept her eyes on the road, "all week."

"You're kidding, right? Tell me you're kidding or I'll tell the guys about Mr Schnuffles."

Lita's eyes widened. "You wouldn't not, I would kill you!"

"Tell me you're lying."

"I'm lying, but that was just mean."

Dawn sighed in relief and sat back in the seat. "Do not mess with me. I bite."

Lita frowned. "I know. I remember."

"You bit me first."

"You stole my cookie and ate it in front of me and laughed. It was wicked and not fair."

Dawn nodded sagely. "Yes. Mine is an evil laugh."

"Hate to break up the Laurel and Hardy routine," Lilian interrupted, "but we're here." She parked the car and turned to them, smiling.

"Wow." Lita grinned. "This place is beautiful."

"Yup," Dawn said. "Very pretty. Now, I need coffee. Out." She got out of the car and made a beeline for the front door, bypassing John Cena and completely ignoring him.

"Well, this is going to be fun," Lita said dryly.

"Bets on how long before one of them is madly in love with her?" Lilian asked with a smile and Lita pouted.

"It's really not fair, is it? It's always her and never me."

"Or me," Lilian pointed out.

"Excuse me, can I just say The Rock and Edge."

"Well, it's not like I ever did them both at once."

"I didn't mean both at once, you perve!"

Lilian shrugged. "Well, I didn't."

"Thanks for clearing that up."

"And neither of them were in love with me, that was just for the sex."

It was, of course at that point that John Cena opened the car door.

"Yeah," Lita said with a smirk, enjoying the look of shock in the man's face. "This week is going to be lots of fun."

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End of Part Two

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Pairings are loosely chosen, but I'm still open to voting. I am, however, going to stick to just the six characters I'm already using. There's a poll on my Yahoo Group, or you can just tell me in a review :)

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