Sorry, not sorry for some of the lines in this chapter. I stole a couple from the show because I just absolutely needed to include them! Please enjoy!

When they pulled up to the school, Clary almost jumped out of the car as it was trying to find a parking spot.

"Woah there, jumping bean. I don't want you to hurt yourself on the first day of school just because of your unexplainable source of excitement." Simon chuckled and got out of the car. He walked around the back of the vehicle to open Clary's door for her, like a true gentleman.

"Here we are, Your Highness. Please allow me to escort you and flaunt you in front of all of these peasants." He bowed mockingly and took her hand in his, leading her to the front office.

Clary gave a surprised giggle. "Remember what I said, Simon. Don't try anything or I will be forced to execute you via guillotine." She narrowed her eyes at him before he began to speak.

"When have I ever tried anything?" Simon said, a mischievous grin playing across his face.

They walked hand in hand, joking about all of the little "peasants" scurrying around them like ants. When they reached the front office, the secretary asked for each of their names and handed them their schedules. They were about to leave when a flash of something ran in front of them to block their way to class. The flash turned out to be a him with glitter covering every crevice the eye could see. His hair was black and spiked up with glitter hair gel.

"Hello, darlings! My name is Magnus Bane and I'm the class president, reigning over all for 2 years straight." He stuck out a hand with nails painted with a shimmery navy blue polish. Clary reached out and warily shook the other boys hand.

"I don't mean to sound rude and I'm sorry, but if you don't mind we have to get to class. We don't want to be late on our first day, now do we." Clary turned to Simon who winked at her, making her blush a little. He the turned to Magnus and gave him a weak apologetic smile.

Magnus quickly dropped a glittery wink at Simon, who in return looked slightly taken aback, and turned back to Clary.

"Um, so there's a lot of winking going on and we gotta go. So bye, Magnus!" Clary shot an estranged glare at both of them.

As they turned to leave, Magnus grabbed Simon's arm and pulled him towards a secluded area in the office where no one would see them.

"So Simon, are you more of a flower or cologne guy?" At that Simon yanked his arm out of Magnus' firm grip and ran to the door to reach Clary.

When Simon finally caught up to Clary, she was already halfway to their classroom. They were silent the rest of the way, both in their minds questioning what had just happened. They reached the classroom and the teacher assigned them each their seats. Mr. Penhallow sat Simon towards the front next to Isabelle Lightwood, who looked flushed and slightly panicky after Simon took his place at his desk. Clary, on the other hand, was seated in the back corner of the room inbetween Sebastian Verlac and Jace Herondale. When she turned to say hello to him, he flashed her a quick, but flirty, prize-winning smile. Sebastian on the opposite side of her was scrawling out a messy note and past it to Clary. It read ,"This is going to be my favorite class now that you're sitting next to me.3" She rolled her eyes, crumpled up the note, and threw it at his forehead.

This, she thought, is going to be the weirdest year yet. She had already met a boy who was surely a unicorn in a past life and she already had 2 guys flirting with her. What's next? A popular girl wants to hang out with me?

And that's exactly what happened later that day.

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