School Rumble: Mooning Around! Mooning Again! Stop Mooning or Else!
By: DMEX
Disclaimers apply
Part 2:
Mooning Again!
-After School, Tenma's House-
Tenma (bored): OOOHHH! When are they getting here?
Yakamo: Who is?
Tenma: My new friends, Ignignot and Err!
Yakamo: You said they were moon people?
Tenma: They're Mooninites from the center of the moon's core!
(knocks on the door)
(Yakamo answers it and finds the Mooninites standing at the door)
Yakamo: Can I help you?
Ignignot: Greetings Yakamo. I am Ignignot and he is Err.
Err: Damn right!
Ignignot: And we are the Mooninites. We are far more advanced than this planet.
Tenma: About time!
Ignignot: We had gouged expletives on the way here on a motorcycle. It shows friendship and love.
(Meanwhile across town)
Harima (angry): WHO THE HELL DID THIS TO MY FRICKING BIKE? (reads it) Harima: Oh they are so dead! (Back at Tenma's) Tenma: Who's bike did you vandalize? Ignignot: Why, Harima's of course. Err: We gave him the bird! Ignignot: We smoke while we give him the finger. Err, hand out the free cigarettes. Tenma: I don't smoke. Err: You do now! (3 days later, school) Makoto: I'm worried. Tenma hasn't shown up in school for 3 days. Eri: Probably her new "advanced" friends are to blame. Akira: Wouldn't surprise me… (Tenma shows up and she's smoking) Makoto: Tenma! Eri: When did you start smoking? Tenma: 3 days ago. Ignignot: We endorse her bad habit upon you. Err: Now strip down naked! Makoto: Hell no! Err: Not you! You, the stupid one in the middle! Makoto: Which one? (point to Eri) Eri: Why should I? *: What the hell are you doing! Makoto: Great, it's the class dictator… Eri: Hanai, these idiots want me to strip! Hanai: WHAT! Err: You a nerd? 'Cause we spank nerds with moon rocks! Ignignot: On the moon, Makoto. Akira: They even got Tenma smoking now… Hanai: I want to talk to you after school! Ignignot: Then you will speak to us as we watch TV. (Sheep bleats) SCHOOL RUMBLE
