Melissa Verona walked down the hallways of her school with her posse,
sporting her new Gucci shoes. She was impeccably dressed, from her denim
mini and skimpy linen top, to her strappy five-inch heeled pumps.
"Hey Mel, looking good." A boy called out. She looked at him coyly and smiled.
"Thanks Greg." She said. Greg grinned and stared as she walked. God did she love her life. Every one adored her and it was a good thing. She was pretty enough all right, with her wide brown eyes, full lips, delicate features and perfect dirty blonde hair. She was curvy in all the right places and she knew it.
"Hey Melissa." A husky voice said into her ear.
"Hey Nick." She said shyly.
"Your looking well this morning." He said looking her up and down.
"Your welcome to look." She replied. He grinned.
"How's my girl?"
"Fine."
"Good. See you after school?" he asked.
"Ok. She replied eagerly. He swaggered off and she gazed at him dreamily. "Oh, wow." She said to her friend Kelly. "He is like, to totally great!" she squealed.
"I know and he talked to you. I think he likes you." Kelly said.
"I hope so. He's like a senior. If I got him I could like totally, get like, anyone." She said.
"I feel so totally stuffed I like, so splurged this morning I was like, supposed to have like, a half a grape fruit and I had like, a whole one!"
"I like, so, totally know what you talking about, I like had like, a whole bag of Doritos!"
"Wow. So like, any way have you like gotten this month's Cosmo? There were these like, totally cool makeup tips in there I just like, have to get."
"Yeah I have it here, there was like, this thing in there like, about N*Sync. Justin looks like, so totally hot."
"Oh wow are you serious the one issue I miss and my hottie is like, on there. He is sooo totally hot, hot, hot."
"That's what I said."
"No, cause see there's like, a difference. 'So hot', is like, lukewarm..or something, and like, 'so totally hot' is like, really hot and like, 'soooo totally hot is like, major hottie, like Ron Steed, hot, and 'soooooo totally hot, hot, hot' is like Nick Lewis and Justin Timberlake hot. Which is like, so totally hot." Melissa explained
"I like totally get that. How come teachers don't explain things like that?"
"Cause they don't like, read Cosmo."
"Oh! Like so totally true!" she said finally understanding
"Hey Mel, looking good." A boy called out. She looked at him coyly and smiled.
"Thanks Greg." She said. Greg grinned and stared as she walked. God did she love her life. Every one adored her and it was a good thing. She was pretty enough all right, with her wide brown eyes, full lips, delicate features and perfect dirty blonde hair. She was curvy in all the right places and she knew it.
"Hey Melissa." A husky voice said into her ear.
"Hey Nick." She said shyly.
"Your looking well this morning." He said looking her up and down.
"Your welcome to look." She replied. He grinned.
"How's my girl?"
"Fine."
"Good. See you after school?" he asked.
"Ok. She replied eagerly. He swaggered off and she gazed at him dreamily. "Oh, wow." She said to her friend Kelly. "He is like, to totally great!" she squealed.
"I know and he talked to you. I think he likes you." Kelly said.
"I hope so. He's like a senior. If I got him I could like totally, get like, anyone." She said.
"I feel so totally stuffed I like, so splurged this morning I was like, supposed to have like, a half a grape fruit and I had like, a whole one!"
"I like, so, totally know what you talking about, I like had like, a whole bag of Doritos!"
"Wow. So like, any way have you like gotten this month's Cosmo? There were these like, totally cool makeup tips in there I just like, have to get."
"Yeah I have it here, there was like, this thing in there like, about N*Sync. Justin looks like, so totally hot."
"Oh wow are you serious the one issue I miss and my hottie is like, on there. He is sooo totally hot, hot, hot."
"That's what I said."
"No, cause see there's like, a difference. 'So hot', is like, lukewarm..or something, and like, 'so totally hot' is like, really hot and like, 'soooo totally hot is like, major hottie, like Ron Steed, hot, and 'soooooo totally hot, hot, hot' is like Nick Lewis and Justin Timberlake hot. Which is like, so totally hot." Melissa explained
"I like totally get that. How come teachers don't explain things like that?"
"Cause they don't like, read Cosmo."
"Oh! Like so totally true!" she said finally understanding
