Uchiha oneshot 1B (kidnapped)

They jumped down through your window, one by one.
"You want far away lands, we'll give you them." Deidara laughed.

Sasori punched his head, emotionlessly.
"Idiot. Want to wake her up?" He said.
"Stop fighting." Kisame hissed.

"Okay. Deidara, get her clothes, put them in this bag." Itachi said, tossing a black bag that would fit about 5 outfits. "Kisame, help him. You know somewhat about the female gender. Sasori, help me get her on my back." Itachi ordered.

They all nodded. Deidara and Kisame walked over to your dresser. Kisame went through the left side, and Deidara looked through the right.
Kisame started looking through shirts, shorts and dresses. He picked out things that you'd probably be happy with for a while. They could always get you new things later right?

Sasori used chakra strings to pick you up without disturbing you and your head and shoulders dropped as he picked you up.
"What is she wearing." Itachi muttered to Sasori.
"Not very much, a shirt and shorts." He replied.

"Okay, hold her in place for a second." Itachi ordered, taking off his black cloak and putting it on your back.
"Put her on." He said, and Sasori lifted you gently onto his back.
Deidara opened the first drawer on the right.

"So, unn, what do I pick for her?" He asked Kisame. "She needs underwear, shirts, pyjamas," he said, going through drawers, throwing random articles of clothing backwards, and making them land in the bag. "Unnn, ill go to the bathroom and see what she needs from there..." Deidara said.

He walked into the bathroom and looked through the drawers. He picked out a hairbrush, soap, shampoo, perfume, toothbrush, then he saw a box in the back of the drawer. 'What do we have here?' He thought.
He left the bathroom.

"Kisame! Itachi! Sasori! What's this?" He said, coming out of the bathroom and holding up the box of tampons.
They all dropped their heads and sweat dropped.
"Man, didn't you EVER get the talk?" Kisame asked.

"What talk?" Deidara asked.
"Nevermind, is she on?" Itachi asked Sasori.
"Yes, she's fine." He said.

"Kisame, you got the bag?" He asked. "Yeah." He replied.
Deidara walked to your night table. He picked up the IQ test.
"Whoa, unnn..." He said.

"What is it?" Kisame asked.
"We don't have time for this. Pein is going to be angry." Sasori said.
"No, check it out, this girl's got an IQ of 185." Kisame said, in awe.

"And she is an artist too, I see... Unn... I could learn to like her..." Deidara smirked.
"Let's go." Itachi said.

Deidara grabbed your sketchbook, put the IQ test inside and put it in the bag with your clothes. Kisame put the bag on his back and they all sprung over the rooftops, stealing into the night.