We're not stalkers, just dedicated fans. .
Dante panted and looked up at the girl on top of him. Was he really being kept down by a GIRL? This was embarrassing. Dante struggled then felt the tip of Ebony and Ivory press on his head," You're not going anywhere until we reach an agreement." Dante growled. Kortniee looked to Tayler, who still had Vergil under his own blade. "We'll let you guys go if you let us speak. We only want to talk." Kortniee said, looking from Vergil to Dante. Vergil raised his brow slightly, to talk? "… fine." Vergil agreed, nodding enough to not let Yamato cut him. "Vergil! Come on, we can take them!" Dante shouted, starting to get up. Heat stung his cheek, he looked up. "You're not going anywhere..." Kortniee said through clenched teeth, was she shaking? What for?
Tayler seemed to notice as well, because she was trembling too. "Kortniee! Resist the urge!" Tayler yelled, looking to Vergil. Kortniee's hand on the guns relaxed slightly," But Tay-!" Dante took that moment and turned over, kicking her off and pinning her to ground. "Kortniee!" Tayler shouted, Vergil took the moment to grab her while his brother got Kortniee. He twisted her hand enough to make her drop the katana and pinned her to the wall, arm behind her back. " Ooow!' Tayler shrieked. Dante looked over to his brother, "Nice, bro." Kortniee giggled, "I love a man on top~" She winked and Dante flushed slightly. How could such a comment get to him like that? No matter. He put pressure on her wrists. "Why are you here?" he asked. She winced and mumbled something. Dante squeezed her wrists more, almost on the verge of breaking. "BECAUSE WE'RE YOUR FANS!" she shouted.
… huh? Vergil's eyes widen a little. Fans? Since when did he and Dante have FANS? Tayler sniffed under his hold, "I just wanted a hug!" He loosened his grip and finally let her go. She rubbed her arm and shoulder then turned to him. Her eyes lined with small tears. Vergil backed away a bit. What was he supposed to do? Suddenly, she tackled him. No, this was a glomp. He fell to the ground with an oof! As Tayler squealed. Vergil soon found Dante in the same position. Kortniee had him on the ground and she was rubbing her head on his bare chest. "So firm~ so … aaaah~!" she cooed, hugging him tighter. Dante struggled. Psychos! They're both psychos! He tried to peel her off but she didn't budge. First, they try and kill us and then this? "The hell is going on?" Dante thought.
Vergil managed to pry his fan enough to get up, Tayler still clinging to him. "What do you suppose we do, brother?" he asked. Dante got Kortniee off him and started to drag her to the door. Once outside he took her by the arms and started spinning. "Weeee! Oh Dante this is fu-" Kortniee squealed, but before she could finish she was rocketing through the air. Soon she became a glint in the sky. Tayler gasped, "Senpaiii!" Without a second thought she ran out the door and after her friend. Vergil watched as Tayler ran off," Well … that's takes care of them I guess." Dante grumbled and went back into his office and went to the fridge. Vergil sighed and took his coat off, "I guess I'll be the one fixing the door."
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Lighting and thunder clashed in the sky as the Sparda twins settled down for bed. Dante, as usual, slept down in the office while Vergil rested upstairs. Vergil splashed his face with cold water, "… the storms getting worse it seems." He dried his face and made his way to his room. Dante was already off in his dream world of pizza and hot women. Vergil sighed, pervert brother. Before lying in bed he ruffled his hair and let fall to its normal state. It was then he looked in the mirror, Dante was standing there. No. It was Vergil. He fixed his hair a little, they really did look alike. Vergil yawned and fell back on the pillow, falling asleep soon after.
FLASH! Dante winced and rubbed his eyes. How could the lighting be THAT bright? "Kortniee! Hurry up and get out of there!" Tayler whispered loudly. "Just one more!" Kortniee whispered back snapping another picture of the sleeping Dante. "Are you crazy?" Tayler asked, looking around. "Crazy in love!" Kortniee replied and snapped another photo. She was taking pictures of him sleeping? After he threw her out? Dante's opened his eyes and grabbed Kortniee by her shirt. "Eep!" she cried and struggled. "What the hell is with you two?" he growled tightening his grip. Kortniee struggled more," Quick, Tay! Evasive maneuvers!" Thunder boomed and Dante heard a roar of water. ? He let go of Kortniee and flipped backwards. By the time he got up, they were both gone. "Damn..." he thought as he got up, "... better check on Verg."
He made his way upstairs and knocked on Vergil's door. He heard nothing. Maybe those girls left. He shrugged and went back downstairs to the couch. "Man, it got colder in here." He thought rubbing his forearms. As he sat back on the couch he patted around for his coat. But it was nowhere to be found. … that girl stole his coat? That was his favorite one! Dante cursed then grabbed a blanket under the coffee table and curled up in it. He was going to get that girl and his coat too.
Vergil slicked his hair back and made his way downstairs. He had slept perfectly fine last night even though he could've sworn he heard something crash last night. He opened the door to the office to find a huge puddle in the middle of the floor. ? He turned his right to look to see if his brother was on the couch, and he wasn't surprisingly. Vergil shrugged and cracked his knuckles, "Might as well take care of this puddle. … I wonder how it got there in the first place."
After a good twenty minutes, Vergil wiped his forehead with the back of his hand. He stood up and stretched then sat on the couch. He could only wonder where his little brother went. A mission? No, he'd leave a message of some sort for him. Did he go to a bar last night? The storm last night was too bad for that. He rubbed his chin. Where could his brother be? His question was soon answered as the office doors burst open by an angry Dante. Vergil raised a brow, "Where were you?" Dante snorted, "Like you give a shit." Vergil sighed and noticed a pair of legs over his brother's shoulder. "Uh … what is that?" Vergil asked, pointing to the being over his shoulder. The legs squirmed, "Dante! Let me go!" Oh, it was the Kortniee girl. "Shut your mouth, crazy!" Dante barked as he walked in the office, also dragging Tayler by the wrist in as well. "Baka! Let me go!" Tayler shouted, struggling to get away from his grip. "Didn't you get rid of them?" Vergil asked then smirked slightly, "Or are you THAT desperate for a lover?" His brother tossed the girls on one of the couches and turned to him. "Totally, bro." He answered, scratching his nose with his middle finger. Vergil chuckled, 'So why are they back here?" Dante put his hands on hips and looked at the pair, "First of all, psycho here took pictures of me sleeping and then stole my favorite coat. Then this one tried soaking me with water again!" Vergil's eyes widened a bit, "And this was last night?" Dante nodded and looked over Vergil, "Hey bro … where's Yamato?"
Vergil blinked. His katana? He looked to his side, he was right. He always grabbed it and took it everywhere with him on instinct. Where could it be? At that moment he saw Tayler fidget. He looked at her, "Where is it?" Tayler looked around, "How should I know?" Vergil stood fast and got in her face, "Where. Is. IT?" She backed away slightly, "U-um …" "We'll give it back to you if you let us stay here." Kortniee butted in, crossing her arms. Dante growled, "Like hell we will. I'm not having a obsessed stalker in MY place." Kortniee stuck his tongue out at him. Vergil's hands clenched. That sword was very important to him. It was his father's sword, the very same blade he used to seal of the hell gate of Temi-nigru from the human world. He needed it. Badly. "Very well." he said. Dante stumbled a bit, "Say WHAT? Hell no!" Kortniee smiled and stood up, "Then we'll be back in an hour." Tayler stood up as well and smiled. They walked out. As soon as they were both outside the twins could hear them squealing.
