One Piece: Pirate Kingdom

Chapter 2:

Vincent stood at a port scratching the back of his head. "Perhaps I should've thought this out..." Vincent stated. He put his hand on his chin and closed his eyes in contemplation. "Let's see, I have no boat so I'll swim, but I can't swim so I'll take lessons, but I have no money, so I'll get job, but I have no workplace skills, so I'll steal some, but no one on this island really carries that much change on them so..." Vincent brainstormed. He suddenly opened his eyes and began pulling his hair. "AAARRRRGGGHHHH! TO HELL WITH IT! I'LL! JUST SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN!" Vincent exclaimed. He pumped up a fist as imaginary flames spouted from his eyes. The flames disappeared as he slumped over in disappointment and began sulking. "But then again there are the sharks and sea kings..." Vincent said as tears streamed down his face. "With my poor swimming skills and horrible water fighting ability, I'd be lunch for sure..." Vincent added. "I'LL JUST HAVE TO STEAL A SHIP FROM THE PORT!" Vincent exclaimed. He pumped up a fist as the flames reappeared in his eyes. He smiled as he turned to his side, only to see no ships. "OH COME THE FUCK ON! FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT!" Vincent cursed. He suddenly felt someone grab his right arm. He turned to see who it was grabbing his arm and saw a man dressed in a black uniform holding on tightly to his arm.

"Your under arrest for plotting theft and suspicion of piracy." The man informed.

'In hindsight, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to yell out I'm going to steal...' Vincent thought. "Arrest me? You and what army?" Vincent asked. The man smirked and reached into his uniform's shirt and pulled out a small whistle. He put the whistle into his mouth and blew into it making a loud phweeet noise. Almost out of nowhere, several men wearing identical black uniforms appeared and encircled Vincent. Vincent's eyes shrunk down to dots as a sweat drop appeared on his head. "Oh... that army..." Vincent recited the cliché phrase. He closed his eyes and smiled awkwardly as he put up a single finger. "Could you excuse me for a minute?" Vincent asked. He calmly began to walk away before trying to run through the crowd. He got through, one the men grabbed the back of his shirt and vest and pulled him back into the crowd.

"You're not getting away that easily!"

"Trying to evade the law? You're just going to extend your sentence!"

Vincent smirked at the officers' comments. He suddenly kneed one of them in the chin, knocking him over. The other officers watched their comrade fall before turning to Vincent all at once. "Idiot! How long do you want your sentence?" The officer holding onto Vincent's shirt asked. Vincent reached behind him and grabbed onto the officer's head. He threw his head forward to gain momentum before flinging his head back into the officer's face. The officer fell over backwards with a bloody nose as he let go of Vincent's shirt.

"Who's next?" Vincent asked. The officers all suddenly began charging Vincent at once. Vincent smirked before elbowing the officer that came at him from behind in the abdomen, causing him to bowl over before dropping to the ground. He then uppercutted the second officer that came at him. He then kicked the officer to his side. He jumped into the air and split kicked the officers near him. When his feet were both on the ground, five officer jumped into the air attempted to pounce on Vincent. Suddenly large diagonal cuts appeared on the officer's chest as the fell to the ground. Standing back to back to Vincent was a blonde girl with blue eyes wearing a blue and white sailor school uniform. She held a rapier with a blood covered tip in her right hand pointing it at the officers.

"Getting into more trouble Vin- Kun?" The girl asked. "Looks like I'm going to have to bail you out again." She stated.

"Oh shut up Rose..." Vincent requested. Vincent and Rose suddenly charged to their respective forwards into the crowd of officers they were facing. Vincent punched, kicked, kneed, and elbowed his half of the officers into the air. He dropped down to one knee and place his hands onto the ground by his fingertips like a sprinter before sprinting. He closed his eyes and began concentrating. Time around him appeared to slow down. A red light shone through his shirt sleeve from his Snake's Mark birthmark. He opened his eyes and looked up at the airborne officers as time began moving at a normal pace again. "Nikudan(Human Bullet)!" Vincent exclaimed. He jumped into the air at a speed that caused him to look like a large red and black blur that began ricocheting of the officers. Vincent landed back onto the ground creating small crater as he did. All of the officers fell back to the ground around him unconscious. Rose ran past several officers cutting them down as she did. She positioned her self in the center of the crowd of the officers before stopping. All the officers charged at her at once as she stood there motionless.

"Phantom Gekurzt(Phantom Cut)." She said. She appeared to only swing her rapier upward as diagonal cut appeared on the chest of all the officers. The eyes of all the officers rolled back into their heads as the fell over. The red light coming from Vincent's Snake's Mark faded as he walked over to Rose.

"Thanks for your help but I could've handled them all myself." Vincent stated.

"Oh really? Last time, you got knocked out and I had to save your butt..." Rose reminded.

"HEY! I'VE GOTTEN A LOT STRONGER SINCE THEN AND YOU KNOW IT!" Vincent exclaimed pointing at Rose.

"Whatever..." Rose mumbled rolling her eyes. "Hmm?" She mumbled.

"What is it?" Vincent asked. He looked in the direction Rose was staring and saw a large pirate ship with a jolly roger that had a purple haired bishojo- esque skull painted on it. On the Ships deck, stood a women wearing a purple dress that was ornamented with feathers, glitter, and flowers. She had long purple hair and eyes and wore purple lipstick.

"What the hell?" Vincent cursed.

"Attention people of Orange Island, I am Mary Sue, Captain of the Sue Pirates. All your base now belong to us, surrender all your valuables or die!" Mary Sue ordered.

"OH HELL NO!" Vincent exclaimed pointing at the pirate.

To Be Continued...

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Shonen King: Yo, Shonen King here! I just had to do it, I just had to do a Mary Sue parody. I'm just glad that no one has given OC's that were Mary Sue's. Though, there was one that came close... Anyway, exciting news, I am now a troper on Television Tropes and Idioms. I'm currently making pages for my fics but there are a few snags. Requiem is the name of a Korean MMORPG and Game Master is also the name of a trope. I have to see if I can find a way around it...

Keep it cool, keep it Shonen!