Title: WHAT THE HELL?

Disclaimers: no I don't own inuyasha. But kagome took me through the well and I snuck into Sesshy's castle and stole stuff. I am now auctioning them.

Sabrina: (holds up pillow) Sesshomoru once used this very pillow to throw at Jaken. I assure you, it is not a fake.

Fan girls: we'll give you three million dollars for it!

Sabrina: sold! (brings out a tied up Sesshomoru in white boxers)

Sesshomoru: unhand me!

(fan girls rush past Sabrina and start closing in on Fluffy. Kagome suddenly jumps out in front of him)

Kagome: back off! He is MINE!

Sesshomoru (thinking) I always knew she wanted me.

Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL!

Sabrina (laughing evilly): ahh….the power of being the author. Isn't it wonderful?

Inuyasha (glaring at Sabrina): you! come back here! (takes out tetsuiga) WIND SCAR!

(pink fluffy puff balls come out)

Inuyasha (left eye twitching): what. the. hell. is. that!

Sabrina(smirking): one of my many powers. Now lets leave the two love birds alone.

Inuyasha (sees kagome and fluffy kissing): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sabrina: cheer up, there's always Kikyo.

Inuyasha (pales): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sabrina: Will inuyasha get kagome? Of course not! It's WAY to fun torturing him!

Inuyasha (crying): you are evil….

Sabrina: you know what? You've called me worse, so I'm gonna take that as a complement.

Onward to the story!


Bryan and kagome had gotten off the buss they'd taken from the airport, and were headed towards the Sunset Shrine when they ran into Ayume, Eri and Yumi (don't know their names, and I REALLY don't care…)

"Kagome, Hojo's been asking about you!"

She sighed and readied herself for what looked to be a good rant about why she should go out with Hojo.


THIRTY MINUTES LATER

"bye kagome! We'll talk more about Hojo later!"

She looked at her watch before getting up and starting to walk to her house. Bryan followed after her, rubbing her temples. She had such a migraine right now….

"those are your friends?"

Kagome started climbing up the steps that led to the shrine. "yep."

Bryan followed after her. "tell me, why are you friends with them again?"

"um….i dunno really. I guess it's because I used to be like them."

She (Bryan) shuddered. "scary. Hey, my dad's car is here."

Kagome grinned and opened up the door. Walking into the living room, she saw that her uncle was lounging on the couch, flipping through the channels. He acted like such a teenager sometimes. The guy really needed to try and grow up.

Reiji had black hair that went past his shoulders, which he wore in a low pony tail and flaming red eyes. He'd told kagome that they were contacts, but now that she'd met demons….she wondered…. She shook her head, banishing that thought. Reiji couldn't be a demon! If he was, then that would mean that Bryan was too. The same for her mother, Sota and herself. She was pretty sure that inuyasha would have known if she were a demon or not.

"hey, 'gome. your mom is upstairs, packing up your bag. Something about going to visit some dude named inuyasha….I dunno, I wasn't listening really…." But inside, he was pondering about just who this inuyasha person was. Kag's hanging around some dude named dog-demon? What the hell?

Kagome nodded and headed upstairs, forgetting about Bryan, who was following her.

"I wouldn't if I were you…" Reiji called up. She smirked. It's a good thing that your not me then, huh?

Following kagome upstairs, she waited for her to enter the room before getting close enough to hear them. I shouldn't be eavesdropping like this, after all she is my cousin… she shrugged. Oh well. She'll get over it.

"did you get some more pocky for Shippo?"

"yes, dear."

"ramen for inuyasha?"

"yes, dear."

"are you even listening to me?"

"yes, dear."

"is that all you can say!"

"yes, dear."

Bryan had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing out loud. Oh yeah. Dad and Auntie are definitely related.

"MOM!"

Mrs. H looked up at her red-faced daughter. "yes, dear?"

Kagome fought to keep her temper under control, but it didn't stop her foot from tapping on the floor and she was pretty sure that she heard someone holding back a snicker from outside the room.

"something you wanted, dear?"

She gritted her teeth to keep herself from screaming. She loved her mother to death but damn, was she dense sometimes! "mother……."

"yes, dear?"

"AARGH!" she stomped out of the room, muttering something along the lines of 'friggen mothers always tryin to friggen piss me off with their friggen—ARRGH!'

Mrs. H chuckled. She gets more like inuyasha every day….

Bryan decided that this was a good time to approach her, while she was off guard. "um, Mrs. H, who is Inuyasha and what the hell is a Shippo?"

"inuyasha is a demon. Well, he's half human and half demon. So, I guess he'd be a hanyou. He lives 500 years in the past, and before you ask kagome gets there but jumping in the well, it's magical, anyway, kagome travels back to the past to gather jewel shards before an evil hanyou named karku or something gets them and Shippo is this little kitsune that she'd adopted who loves candy….."

Bryan raised an eyebrow and began getting lost in her own thoughts, before something hit her. "Mrs. H, does kagome know?"

Mrs. H lowered her eyes to the floor before shaking his head. "no. she doesn't. and I don't want you telling her, got that?"

She smirked, making Mrs. H groan. She smelled a bribery coming along, any minute now….

"fine. As long as I can go with Kagome when she goes through the well."

"you'll have to get Kagome to agree…."

Bryan shrugged and went downstairs to talk to Kagome and her dad. Her dad was cooking super and Kagome was marching around the table shouting "O-den! O-den! O-den! O-den! O-den! O-den!"

"ALRIGHT I'LL COOK ODEN JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! SHEESH!"

"well ya don't have to yell." Kagome huffed.

"kagome." Reiji said in a deadly quiet voice.

"…yes?"

"RUN!"

She gulped and took off. Reiji threw down the pot he'd been holding and took chase after kagome.

"YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

Kagome suddenly dodged behind Bryan. "I'm gonna use you as a shield." She whispered.

"what the fu—"

Reiji lunged at them, knocking them both on the floor. On the floor was kagome, who was laughing her head off, on top of her was Bryan, who was cursing their very existence, and on top of her was Reiji trying to kill Kagome without hurting Bryan.

Mrs. H walked in, took one look at the three on the floor and busted out laughing. Sota came out of his room, wondering what the fuss was all about and Grandpa looked up from his newspaper before going back to his reading, like it was an average night at the Higurashi house, which it probably would be from now on.

"uh…..are they okay?"

Mrs. H laughed. "Bryan, yes. Now, Reiji and Kagome, I'm not so sure about…."

Sota sat down at the counter and began watching the fight, wondering who was going to win.

Maybe kagome?

CRASH!

"ALRIGHT, THAT IS ENOUGH!" Mrs. H yelled. The three went on, ignoring her. she growled.

Mom. Definitely mom.


NEXT DAY (it's Saturday)

Kagome sat up, wiping the sleep out of her eyes before getting out of bed. Traveling with inuyasha had caused her to become an early riser-not that she was happy about it. inuyasha…the mere thought of his name caused her heart pain.

Having Reiji live next door was a blast, he was more like an older brother than an uncle. Probably because he was just approaching his thirties… he was immature, sure, but he caused her to forget about inuyasha and them, if only for a little while.

But she knew she had to go back. Not for her friends, but for herself. She had to see them. just because they didn't need her didn't mean that she didn't need them. she had to make sure that they were okay. And poor Kirara must be so lonely without her.

"you're thinking about him again." Bryan accused, coming out of the shadows. Kagome jumped, but relaxed once she saw it was only her cousin. Last night, Bryan had caught her crying and had demanded to know everything. After she was done, she had agreed to take Bryan with her to Feudal Japan. All she needed to do was hold on to her.

But now, as she watched Bryan sharpen a dagger, she wasn't so sure about her going. Bryan looked ready to kill Inuyasha, and even Kikyo for that matter. Not that she didn't mind the kikyo part….

Sighing, she slipped on her backpack and headed out her bedroom door.

"c'mon. the sooner we get there, the better……or worse…" the last part was whispered, but Bryan had caught it and growled silently. You're lucky I can't sit you inuyasha. 'cause if I could, you'd be in deep shit.

Okay, that's the end of that chapter! Any ideas are welcome, but please, keep it straight. No slash pairings, k? I'm not against it at all, (got some of my own even) but I don't want those pairings in this fic. Sorry pplz.

So there ya have it!

Inuyasha: about time wench. I was getting sick listening to you talk.

Sabrina (sniffling): kagome….inuyasha is picking on me!

Kagome: inuyasha! Sit boy!

Inuyasha: BAM!

Sesshomoru (smirking): can I get one of those?

Kagome: um…..

Sabrina: sure!

Inuyasha: what? He can't do it unless he's a miko or whatever! Which he's not!

Sabrina: oh yeah? (types something) try the command now Sesshomoru.

Sesshomoru: very well. Sit.

Inuyasha: BAM! (after getting up) b-but how?

Sabrina (smirking evilly): once again, one of my many powers.

Jaa ne!