Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine. You know it, they know it, I know it. Who doesn't?
Second chap. Let's get started.
Thanks: unknown eric, unknown dia, shadow-dude445
Special thanks: September's Nobara/September's Wild Rose/September "Snow" Bara/September Snow Rose, you found my mistakes. I am ashamed that I made beginner mistakes though. Please tell me if I messed up on this chapter.
IMPORTANT NOTE: KEEP IN MIND THAT I'M ONLY 12 YEARS OLD AND IN THE SIXTH GRADE. I MIGHT MAKE MISTAKES ON HOW A HIGH SCHOOL DAY GOES!
It was finally time for lunch. The periods before lunch went by with a breeze. The boys were putting their things in their lockers which were conveniently next to each other.
"Shikamaru, do you realize that you fell asleep in every single period so far?" Sasuke asked.
"If they stop being boring with those lectures, I'll stop sleeping," Shikamaru responded.
"That'll never happen," Kai said. They heard a grumbling noise.
"Sorry, I didn't eat breakfast. I overslept so I had to break fast," Naruto said.
"That was just lame, Naruto."
"Well I can't always be funny, but I can always win! The boys won in gym 'cause I was on the team!"
"Yeah, but getting that girl out made you get out, too, loser." Sasuke said.
"YOU WANNA FIGHT, BASTARD!"
"Be quiet. Let's go to lunch," Neji said. Naruto looked across the hall and saw some people.
"Hey, look! Those are the girls we beat at gym! Let's go brag!" Naruto exclaimed. He started to walk over, but Sasuke grabbed his ear.
"We wasted too much time already."
"Wait a second," Neji said. He squinched his eyes to see better. "I'm going over there." He started walking. The other guys looked at Kai. He shrugged and followed. Neji was walking straight for Hinata. Tenten moved in his way.
"What do you want?" she asked with a hint of anger in her voice. She was still mad that Neji made her get hit in the face.
"Not that it's any of your business, but I want to talk to her," he said pointing to Hinata.
"Why?" Neji pushed her aside.
"Do you happen to be named Hinata Hyuga?"
"That's none of your business, bastard!" Tenten exclaimed getting back in front of Neji.
"It is my business and I would like it if you don't call me names."
"I don't know your name so as far as I'm concerned you're a bastard! Who the hell are you?!"
"Why should I honor someone like you with my name..." There was silence as Tenten glared at Neji. "...Or my presence?" Neji finished before walking away. Kai suddenly appeared behind Tenten. He put his hand on her shoulder.
"I think he likes you!" Kai said.
"And who're you?" Ino asked before Tenten.
"Oh, I'm the one who got your friend out in Rocketball," he said pointing to Akira.
"You didn't get me out. The way it happened made it look like I got you out," Akira said feeling proud of herself.
"But you lost first."
"Hmph."
"Anyway, the names Kai."
"I'm Ino Yamanaka!" she exclaimed. "What's your name?" she asked looking at Sasuke.
"Geez, another fangirl," he said with disgust before walking away.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Ino yelled.
"He called you a fangirl," Kai said.
"Well, tell your friend to watch his mouth!"
"Hmm... are you a fangirl?"
"WHAT!" she screamed.
"I SAID 'ARE YOU A FANGIRL'?"
"I HEARD YOU! NO, I'M NOT!"
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto exclaimed out of the blue.
"I DON'T CARE!!!" Ino yelled before storming off.
"...Umm, so what's you guys' names?" Naruto asked.
"Tenten."
"Akira."
"Hinata Hyuga."
"Well the guys tha-what?! You said your last name is Hyuga?" Kai asked.
"Mhm."
"Are you related to Neji Hyuga?"
"I-I have a cousin named Neji. Do you know him?"
"He was the first one to walk away! You don't know how your cousin looks?!" Naruto blurted out.
"I haven't seen Neji in y-years."
"I don't see why you would want to see that jerk!" Tenten angrily half yelled.
"Keep it down," Shikamaru, who was quiet because he was asleep, said lazily.
"Go back to sleep you lazy jerk!" Tenten said back.
"I would if you shut that loud mouth of yours. You women are so troublesome."
"You got a problem against women?!" Akira asked loudly.
"Just you two and that other loudmouth woman that was stomping earlier." He pointed at Hinata. "She's okay." Akira opened her mouth to say something.
"Bye! We gotta go ta lunch!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Bye!" the girls said.
"Hn." Shikamaru followed Naruto.
"See ya!" Kai said before following Naruto.
Lunch...
"Neji, I really think you should apologize to that girl Tenten," Shikamaru said.
"Why? She was out of line," Neji responded.
"Yeah, but I sensed death when you walked away."
"I'm number one. I can't be beaten by the likes of her. Her fighting style is probably a joke."
"She might get a hit on you."
"I'm too quick. I'll hit a girl if I have to."
"While we're on the subject of them, why didn't you tell us that that girl is your cousin?" Kai asked.
"You didn't ask," Neji said simply.
"Who's his cousin?" Sasuke asked.
"That girl that doesn't talk much."
The five of them were finally at the front of the line to get the school lunch.
"What the hell is this crap?!" Naruto asked loudly.
"It's... MOVING! THIS THING'S ALIVE!" Sasuke yelled. (AN which is unlike him) The hideous lunch lady beat the 'food' with a spoon.
"There, now eat it," she said.
"Why don't you eat it first?" Neji asked cooly.
"What're you crazy?! That stuff'll kill. Good luck though," she said.
"Sorry ugly old lady, but I'll have some ramen," Naruto said politely.
"We don't have any."
"Do you have anything edible?" Kai asked.
"Go sit down and eat." The guys took the mush to the lunch table. Neji stood up and started walking somewhere.
"Where are you going?" Shikamaru asked.
"To... apologize. Tenten is a friend of Hinata. She'll be around her a lot and I don't want to get into any of those females' shenanegans." He left.
Another group of teens...
"I really hate those guys!" Kenji, the star quarterback of the high school football team, said.
"Yeah! That Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru, and Kai are jerks!" Ryo, the star wide reciever, agreed.
"We're the best football players and they get all the fangirls!" Ryu, the star halfback and Ryo's twin brother, said.
"I'm gonna teach them a lesson!" Kenji said.
"Yeah!" the other seven football players exclaimed.
Tenten...
"So do you except my apology?" Neji asked Tenten.
"It's okay. I was just angry since you made the ball hit my face. I should really be the one apologizing," Tenten said with a smile.
"Bye, Tenten!" Neji left.
"Tenten got a boyfriend!" Ino exclaimed happily.
"WHAT?! You were sitting here, nothing happened."
"It's obvious he likes you and you like him."
"What?!"
"You two would make perfect couple," Akira said.
"Stop guys!"
"Tenten Hyuga does sound cute," Hinata said.
"Not you too Hinata!"
"It does!" Ino agreed.
"Yup!" Akira agreed.
"Don't worry, Neji will take good care of you, future cousin," Hinata said with a smile while patting Tenten on the back. The girls laughed because of her comment and because Tenten was blushing.
The guys...
"How'd it go, loverboy?" Shikamaru asked when Neji came back to the table.
"Loverboy?" he questioned.
"Yeah, you must've did something really, as the girls would say, romantic to make her blush like that. We can see it from way over here!"
"What can I say, being sexy is a blessing and a curse. It's a Hyuga trait. Too bad the Uchihas don't have it," Neji said with a smirk.
"What was that, Hyuga?" Sasuke asked.
"Nothing." Kai, Naruto, and Shikamaru burst into laughter. Suddenly, something bumped Kai on the back of the head and it made his face fall into the mush. The guys knew that something was going to happen. They hoped that what they thought would happen would. Kai slowly rose his face and when they saw it they knew that they would see some action. Kai was smiling a devilish smile under the mush that the lunch lady called food. Kai stood up and his smile went into a serious look. He knew what happened. Kenji purposely bumped him and his face fell into the food. He walked over to Kenji and tapped on his shoulder. Kenji looked over his shoulder to look at Kai face to face.
"Excuse me. Do you know who did this to my face?" Kai asked innocently.
"No, I wasn't looking. I didn't see," Kenji responded.
"You didn't see." Kai turned around and wiped some of the mush onto his hand and immediately turned back around and smacked Kenji across the face with the mush hand. The impact of the strike made Kenji's arm smack his tray into Ryo's upper body. The loud room suddenly went quiet. You could hear a pen drop.
"I hope you seen that." Ryo grabbed some of the mush and threw it at Kai. Kai ducked and it flew toward Neji who ducked and it hit the oblivious Tenten, who was getting up, in thee chest. Neji saw this and threw some mush at Ryo. It hit him in the face. Some boy just threw some at another boy for no reason yelling "FOOD FIGHT!" The guys flipped their table over for defense and Kai jumped behind it.
"Anyone got any ammo?" Sasuke asked.
"Nope," the boys said. 10 seconds later the floor was covered in 'ammo'.
"Now we do, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto exclaimed. The gang began throwing food everywhere, but the football team didn't want a food fight. They came out of nowhere and attacked the boys.
Naruto...
Naruto tackled a football player into a table. He stood on top of it and four football players got on top of it. Naruto punched one in the stomach and moved out of the way just in time to dodge one trying to tackle him. Instead he tackled his partner. The other two ran at him at the same time. He tripped one of them and picked the other one up. He slammed him on the table hard. The table broke in half.
TOTAL
Sasuke...
Sasuke punched one football player in the face and spun around to kick another in the stomach. The one he punched in the stomach fell to his knees. Sasuke ran up his face and double kicked another football player. He dodged and blocked punches from two more football players. One of them punched Sasuke in the face and Sasuke punched his partner in the chest. The one that punched Sasuke tried to punch him again but Sasuke dodged it and he ended up punching his partner. Sasuke tried to kick him in the face and succeeded.
KNOCK
Neji...
Neji smacked away all the punches thrown at him. One football member tried to kick him. Neji caught his leg and threw him into another player. He turned around swiftly and caught another player who was trying to punch him by the wrist. Neji pulled him forward into a open palm hit to the chest. The last two tried to attack at the same time. Neji elbowed one to the throat making him choke. The other kicked at Neji. Neji dodged and threw a punch at him but slipped on some of the mush. The boy punched Neji in forehead and kicked him in the stomach. Neji fell backwards to catch his balance. He ran back at the boy and punched him in his nose. The player fell.
OUT
Shikamaru...
Shikamaru was asleep behind the table.
"It seems like these guys keep coming," Sasuke said.
"Seriously. I beat them back and beat them back but it seems as though there's end to it." Neji said.
"Are you gonna help, Kai?!" Naruto asked.
"No, you guys can handle it," Kai said wiping the mush from his face with a napkin. Five seconds later...
"I guess there is an end to it," Neji said when no more football members attacked. Food was still being thrown by the foodfighters.
"Where's Kenji, Ryo, and Ryu?" Kai asked. Everybody looked over at Kenji who was coming from the kitchen place. Everybody dropped their mush and gasped.
"HE'S GOT A KITCHEN UTENSIL!" Naruto shouted. Kenji had a spatula in his hand. Ryo came out with a big spoon in his hand.
"HE'S GOT ANOTHER KITCHEN UTENSIL!" Naruto shouted again. Ryu came out with a pot.
"THREE! THREE KITCHEN UTENSILS!" Naruto shouted.
"Looks like we got a fight on our hands," Sasuke said smirking.
"I got a fight on my hands," Kai corrected.
"You want them all?" Neji asked. Kai cracked his neck and knuckles.
"Yeah."
"I can't believe you wanna take all three of them," Sasuke said.
"Believe it."
"That's my catch phrase, jerk!" Naruto said.
Kai walked forward. Ryu tried to attack Kai with the pot. Kai simply moved to the side. Ryo hit Kai on the side of the arm with the wooden spoon. He then tried to hit Kai in the face with it. Kai caught it and threw it at Ryu. It hit him in the head. Kenji attacked Kai from behind with the spatula. Kai moved out of the way and ran at Ryo and kicked him in the chest with a quick straight kick.
"Supreme Soul Kick!" he said. Ryo slipped on the mush on the floor and with the impact of the kick he flew back into the wall. Ryu ran at Kai with the spoon in one hand and the pot in another. Kai punched him in the stomach at the same time that he hit Kai over the head with the spoon. Blood dripped down Kai's head. Ryu dropped his weapons and Kai picked them up. He put the pot on Ryu's head. Kenji ran up with his fist instead of the spatula. He threw the punch but Kai moved out of the way making Kenji skid his face and hit the pot on top of Ryu's head. Ryu fell on the ground, unconscious while Kenji held his knuckles in agony.
"Now it's my turn to go on the offensive," Kai said. He ran at Kenji. Kenji tried to punch him in the face but he ducked. He kicked Kenji under the chin.
"Rising Soul Kick!" Kenji fell on the ground. 'Now I'll finish him with the Diving Soul Kick,' Kai thought. Kai started running toward Kenji. The doors flew open with one of them hitting Ryo in the face.
"WHO STARTED THIS?!" Jiraiya yelled. Everyone pointed at Kenji, Ryo, Ryu, Sasuke, Kai, Neji, and Naruto.
"I WANT ALL OF YOU IN MY OFFICE NOW!" Kenji stood up.
"You idiot! Now I'm gonna get suspended!" Kenji said loudly at Kai. Kenji raised his fist. Kai picked up some mush and threw it in Kenji's face then punched him in the face. Jiraiya was staring at him with rage.
"It was an accident! You saw him try to hit me!"
"MY OFFICE, NOW!!!" Kai looked over at his friends. They shrugged. He looked at all the teens. They just stared. He looked at the girls. He winked at them and then ran and jumped out the window.
"I'LL SEND YOU A CHECK FOR THE WINDOW!" he yelled. Everyone heard a thump. "I'M FINE!" Neji then ran and jumped out the same window.
"REMEMBER, WE BEAT YOU FOOTBALL PLAYERS!" he yelled. Naruto moved over to the window inch by inch.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, NARUTO?!" Jiraiya yelled. 'Idiot,' Sasuke thought. He ran and grabbed Naruto and jumped out the window.
"BELIEVE IT! MY GRAND FINALE!" Naruto yelled. Shikamaru woke up from under the table.
"What happened, guys? Guys?" he asked.
What do ya think? Sucked? Fair? Cool? Excellent?
I tried the physical entertainment thing. Did you like the fight scenes? How about the escape? Or the dancing pig? Was there a dancing pig? Maybe next chapter.
You did one R, so now do the other, plz.
Teen Craziness
