Hello Everyone this is a Thanksgiving chapter added to my used to be a one shot about Halloween story but is now a story about a lot of Holidays. This chapter, like I already said is about Thanksgiving, I do not know if they celebrate that in Japan because Thanksgiving is a holiday about America, so I solved this problem by…..(find out in the story)
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Kiyo, Zatch, Tia, Megumi, Ponygon, Kanchome and Folgore were walking around aimlessly in an American airport in the USA! Now what were they doing there you might ask, they are all in America because Dr Riddles sent them a mysterious note.
"where do we go?" Megumi asked Kiyo, who always was the leader of their little group.
"beats me" Kiyo said "I can hardly read any of the signs around here, it's all in English"
"well I'm getting tired of walking!" Tia pouted "let's all just sit down on that bench there, maybe Kiyo can figure something out!"
"that's fine by me" Kiyo said, sitting down and everyone else showed their agreement by doing the same.
Kiyo began to look over the letter he got from Dr Riddles…..
Dear Kiyo and friends,
I am sending you this note so that all of you can come to the USA and see me, the majestic twelve…er eleven and Kiddo ( Kiddo, because the author was so kind as to let him be in the story even though is working for Rykun and had his book burned).
Because it is November, the people celebrate a holiday called Thanksgiving, which is about the pilgrims who first colonized America and took it away from the Native Americans and forced them to live on reservations. Thanksgiving is also about being thankful, for our land, food, and other things (taken from the Natives).
Because of the holiday, I decided to spend thanksgiving with my favorite people, The majestic eleven (especially Lady Susan)! But since I knew you guys, I thought hey, maybe I could invite them too, it might be useful…
Plane tickets are enclosed, and I hope to see EVERYONE there, or else.
Sincerely
Dr Riddles
"but he didn't tell us where to go when we got there….." Kiyo muttered
"well maybe I can try to a find my American fan club" Folgore suggested "they might be able a to tell us where we are and how to get to Dr Riddles"
"good idea, Folgore" Kanchome exclaimed "you're so smart!"
"ok! Kanchome!" Folgore yelled, standing up "let's a sing!"
Kanchome turned on the boom box he can pull out of hammer space and Folgore began to sing "hey, hey, let's dance all day" suddenly a crowd of fan girls were hugging Folgore.
"ladies, a ladies" Folgore tried to tell them "there is enough of me to go around, could one of you beautifuls a tell me where we are?"
The fan girls would not pay attention and Folgore was smothered until Kiyo shouted "that's enough! All of you! Go home!"
"awww….." the fan club walked away.
"everyone listens to Kiyo" Zatch boasted "he's the best book holder ever!"
"no!" Kanchome exclaimed "Folgore is!"
"what are you talking about!" Tia yelled "Megumi's the best!"
"no, I think Dr Riddles is the best"
The three mamodo kids stopped fighting and saw Dr Riddles and Kiddo standing there.
"it's finally you!" everyone exclaimed
"and Lady Susan too!" Dr Riddles said, smiling while Lady Susan suddenly appeared.
"Dr Riddles" Kiyo said "we came all the way to the USA because you sent us this note, what do we do now?"
"oh you'll see….." Dr Riddles said evilly "you'll see hahahahahahaha!"
Later….
"YOU BROUGHT US ALL THE WAY TO AMERICA TO COOK DINNER FOR YOU AND THE MAJESTIC TWELVE!" Kiyo yelled, looking around the kitchen he and the others had been lead to.
"precisely" Dr Riddles said "excellent deduction"
"hit the nail right on the head!" Kiddo agreed
The group groaned.
"I'll be back in a few hours to see your progress" Dr Riddles stated, handing everyone an apron "now get cooking!"
Dr Riddles and Kiddo left the room, Kiyo decided to direct the cooking.
"ok everyone" he said "I'll be head chef, anyone have a problem with that? No? good!"
"Kiyo's a top curry chef, you know" Zatch exclaimed " Suzy told me!"
"Suzy…….." Megumi growled "SUZY! WHERE IS SHE! LET ME AT HER!"
"but I thought you liked what's his name…blue or something" Kiyo said "why would you be angry at Suzy still?"
"well frankly cause I just don't like her!" Megumi said matter of factly
"whatever…" Kiyo said "everyone get to work! Zatch, you cut the meat! Tia, You help Zatch and make sure he won't cut himself! Megumi, you're a girl, make a salad, why don't you? Folgore, make a pie! Kanchome, get some water, I think you can handle that! Ponygon, get lost!"
"and what are you gonna do?" Tia asked
"yeah, what are you gonna do?" Folgore agreed
"I'm going to make sure all of you do your jobs" Kiyo shouted "now get to work!"
Everyone got to work for fear of getting beat up by Kiyo, now Kiyo, on the other hand, sat down in a chair, pulled out a certain magazine and began to read, giggling and blushing every so often. Then Zatch walked over to Kiyo.
"Kiyo" he said "I cut up the meat, what do I do now?"
"you show me it" Kiyo said, putting down what he was reading "I'll make sure it's ok"
Zatch brought over the meat , well the skeleton of the meat "sorry….." he murmured
"WHAT DID YOU DO?" Kiyo asked
"I thought it was yellow tail" Zatch said sheepishly "I didn't mean it"
"go get another one from the fridge" Kiyo pointed to the fridge "and tell Tia to come over here"
After a few minutes Tia came over "what do you want?" she asked
"you were supposed to be supervising Zatch" Kiyo said "why didn't you"
"Megumi needed help making her salad" Tia explained "you can never have enough salad"
"whatever" Kiyo muttered "go make sure Zatch doesn't mess up the turkey this time"
Tia walked away. Meanwhile, in the dinning room, in Dr Riddle's house the Majestic Eleven were all sitting down at a long table wait for their food.
"where's turkey!" Dinosaur Arm asked angrily "me hungry!"
"yeah!" Second Sight agreed "tell those cooks to hurry it up! What are professionals like them, taking so long for?"
"heheheh" Dr Riddles laughed nervously
"they are professionals, right" Lady Susan asked "you promised us the best, dear"
"yes, yes" Dr Riddles replied quickly "the best in the world, for you"
"and what about us?" all the other Majestic Eleven member asked
"yeah, yeah" Dr Riddles said "you guys too"
Dr Riddles left the dinning room and stepped into the kitchen where Kiyo and his lackeys were busily cooking, cleaning and doing what ever else to prepare a meal for Dr Riddles, Kiddo and the Majestic Eleven.
"hurry it up" he told the cooks "Lady Susan's getting hungry"
"well tough cookie" Kiyo yelled "why don't you cook for you're overly breasted girlfriend instead of calling us all the way from Japan, or in Folgore's and Kanchome's case, Italy, to do it for you!"
"you're not even working!" Dr Riddles shot back
"yeah but my poor peeps are!" Kiyo exclaimed "you got dem workin' so dang hard wid out even payin' dem, yo"
"you are not black" Dr Riddles said (something like what just happened, happened at my school the other day when some white guy was trying to be stupid and some dumb wannabe gangsters told him what Dr Riddles said. In my opinion black people should not act like that and other races shouldn't try to be like that cause that is not cool)
A few long hours later, Kiyo carried out all the food (which was about the only work he had done all day) to the people in the dinning room, claiming he made every bit of himself. The Majestic Eleven didn't care who made it and just dug in, and with in minutes the thanksgiving dinner had been devoured.
"THIS WAS THE MOST AWFUL THING WE HAD EVER TASTED!"
"uh…" Kiyo was backed in to a corner by everyone who had just eaten.
"you made this, boy?"
"yeah, you made this?"
"how dare you?"
"it terrible!"
"you can't cook!"
"die!"
"what!" Kiyo said "killing me over food sounds a little extreme…" Kiyo backed up further until he bumped against the wall, awaiting his doom.
Just the Kiyo saw away of escape! Zatch was walk past the group so Kiyo pulled out his spell book and yelled "Zaker!" Zatch shot the lighting and it blasted the Majestic Eleven, but Kiyo as well!
Megumi, Folgore, Kanchome, Tia, and Ponygon walked out of the kitchen, tired from cleaning up the mess from cooking, when they saw the heap of electrocuted bodies that scattered the floor, they all gasped.
"what happened here!" Megumi exclaimed
"Well Kiyo said the spell so I couldn't help it…" Zatch said
"that's ok" Megumi said in the kinda voice an adult might use with a small child, picking Zatch up and hugging him "it's not your fault!"
"heheheh…." Zatch blushed
"grrr...MEGUMI!" Tia yelled
"ok, everyone calm down" Dr Riddles said "I think it's time for you to all go back to wear you came from"
"you mean you want us to crawl up our mom's….." Folgore clamed a hand over Kanchome's mouth while saying 'no, no, no, where did you learn that?' (my humor gets grosser and grosser and less funny too, I'm running out of ideas!)
"first we have to say what we are thankful for!" Kiddo exclaimed
"oh yes, what are we thankful for?" Dr Riddles asked
"um…I'm thankful for…..FOLGORE!" Kanchome exclaimed "he gives me candy, reads my spell book, takes me cool places, teaches me things…..! he's great"
"that's so a nice" Folgore said smiling "I'm a thankful for Kanchome! He's a nice little boy!"
"I'm thankful for Zatch!" Tia said, blushing "he's gonna let me win the battle for mamodo king, right"
"uh…" Zatch said
"I'm thankful for Suzy!" Megumi said proudly "as long as she's around, Kiyo won't bother me!"
"well I'm thankful for the Majestic Eleven" Dr Riddles announced "they all got themselves electrocuted so that's eleven less mouths to feed! And Lady Susan still looks hot like that" Dr Riddles glanced at the burned Lady Susan.
"I'm thankful for Dr Riddles!" Kiddo said "he knows everything! And is in love with Zofis!"
"I am not!" Dr Riddles yelled
"look at your wallet!" Kiddo pulled out a wallet with explicit pictures of Zofis inside. "see!"
"that's not my wallet!" Dr Riddles said, grabbing it "look the name says it belongs to Koko!"
"she spelled her name wrong" Tia said to Megumi " K-o-c-c-o-h, it's K-o-k-o!"
"I know" Megumi whispered back "that's cause Sherry wrote it for her, she's a dumb blonde"
"oh" Tia said quietly
"ok!" Dr Riddles said "now that we know that's it's not my wallet, you all can leave my house!"
"fine…" everyone muttered
Zatch picked up Kiyo, and he and everyone else left, feeling sooooooooo thankful. Dr Riddles just began cleaning up all of the Majestic Eleven and tucked them all into bed, after reading them a story and kissing them goodnight (especially Lady Susan). He was thankful too, for absolutely nothing!
ENDOk, this one was pretty bad. It got worse as it progressed because I couldn't think of anything good to happen. I have a funny idea for Valentines Day, though. Christmas, I don't know? Maybe they could act out Joseph and Mary, but then again that might offend non-Christian readers.
And also, has anyone seen Kida? Where is she? What if I typed something wrong and she got angry with me!? What if she got hurt!? I hope where ever she is, she's ok. If she doesn't show up soon, I'll put up missing person posters and fics.
