Leon and Sora form a club. Cloud is jealous. Calamity ensues.

Disclaimer: If I did own Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts, they'd both be rated M. XD

THE SMART CLUB—Part II

"Ooh, I come in handy, do I...?" Sephiroth asked, advancing on Cloud; before the blonde knew what was going on, the other man had grabbed hold of his wrists and pinned him against the wall.

Sephiroth leaned forward to plant a bruising kiss on his victim's lips; Cloud was actually beginning to enjoy his position, until Sora chirped, "Whoa, looks like we're about to see some non-Smart Club on non-Smart Club action!"

Sephiroth turned to look at the boy of fourteen and released his hold on Cloud's wrists. Cloud slumped to the floor in a temporary daze. "The Smart Club is no longer a legitimate organization. Disperse immediately."

Leon stood and put his hands on his hips. "Just because our headquarters was destroyed, doesn't mean that the club itself has disbanded, mister know-it-all!"

With a chuckle, Sephiroth abandoned Cloud on the floor as he took a step towards Leon. "Mister know-it-all? How can I be a know-it-all when I'm not allowed in the Smart Club? Perhaps the ones who don't know anything are the ones that started the club..."

"Come here and say that to my face, Sephiroth!" Leon cried, and took out his gunblade.

Sephiroth in turn unsheathed his Masamune. "You have dug your own grave, Leonhart."

That was when Xemnas walked in, Saïx in tow. He took in the pre-battle scene in front of him, then threw back his head and yelled, "YES! FEED YOUR ANGER TO KINGDOM HEARTS!"

Saïx looked either exhausted or annoyed. Either way, it was obvious that he did not want to be here.

Sora shifted to look at the two silver-haired men in the doorway, one of whom was now laughing maniacally. "So... what are you guys doing here?" he asked. Xemnas immediately stopped laughing and frowned at Sora.

"Not that it's any business of yours, key-bearer, but we're lovers!" he grabbed Saïx's upper arm to prove their relationship. Saïx sighed and pretended that he didn't know Xemnas.

"So... it's none of our business why you're here, but you're boyfriend/boyfriend with Saïx?" asked Sora.

"Yes! Stop asking stupid questions!"

"It's not a stupid question! You just barged into Merlin's house uninvited, and most of us are your enemies!"

"Fine then, we're here to help fight the cause of the Smart Club. I brought with me also Zexion, Axel, Larxene, Marluxia, Luxord, Roxas, and Vexen."

"That's cute, but you'll never defeat the Smart Club! All of your brains combined equals this!" cried Yuffie, holding up a feather from one of the wrecked walls of the Smart Club.

"It's on now!" yelled Axel from somewhere outside.

"Calm yourself, Axel, we'll get them in due time," Xemnas called over his shoulder. There was an eruption of flames and he shrugged.

Cloud, his vision beginning to focus again, frowned. Wasn't he just about to make out with Sephiroth just now? Why were all these people in Merlin's house?

And most importantly, why did he want them all gone so he could continue his romance with Sephiroth?

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lol This was a really short chapter, but I wanted to give the people that are following this something, and I'm really tired. Sorry:3

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