Ch. 2 – Cake Eating Contests, and Proposals!

Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC, I only own Ms. Teddy

Ms. Teddy: Yippee, our first question has arrived!

Kyoya: You, know, there really weren't that many rules in the last chapter…

Ms. Teddy: Shut it glasses!

Kyoya: Glasses?

Twins: So it begins…

Haruhi: Get on with the questions will you?

Ms. Teddy: Er…right. Ok, so first question comes from liznightangel. Lovely name btw, she has quite a few questions for all of you, so lets start from top to bottom.

Mori: Best way to start is always at the beginning.

Ms. Teddy: Thank you Mori. First question is for all of you. "Hosts have you read any of the fanfiction involving yourselves and if so…Do you have a favorite oc you've been paired with?"

Haruhi: I read a couple of them when I do chores at my house. I always find it kind of interesting when they pair me with a girl I suppose.

Tamaki: O.O Daddy says no! Momma!Haruhi says she likes reading dirty things on the internet!

Kyoya: Haruhi is allowed to do what she likes in her free time, we have no control over that…Daddy.

Haruhi: Thanks Kyoya Senpai.

Tamaki: And no…I've never read fanfiction. (cries, and goes into a corner)

Kyoya: That being said…I have read a few to them as they are popular with the guests. I kind of wonder…why do I always get paired with girls that have really dark pasts? I'm not nearly as evil as people think I am.

Ms. Teddy: I disagree.

Honey: Takashi, what's a fanfic?

Mori: …don't read them Mitskuni.

Hikaru: Reading is boring

Kaoru: We don't-

Hikaru: have time for,

Both: Trivial things like that.

Ms. Teddy: Ok, second question. "Kyoya, have you ever considered exposing Haruhi as a dude, and making her a hostess to draw in guys?"

Kyoya: No, this is a host club, not a maid café.

Haruhi: Also, I don't think it should matter if I'm a guy or a girl. I'd still do my job.

Ms. Teddy: Good work ethic, Haruhi! Third question, "Tamaki whose your favorite mlp?"

Tamaki: What's an mlp?

Ms. Teddy: Honestly? I don't know…

*powerful motor*

Renge: Let me explain! Let me! Let me! Let me!

Ms. Teddy: Ok Renge. Please explain what an mlp is!

Renge: MLP stands for another fandom of the name My Little Pony, it's popular with kids, and adult. Fans of the show call themselves "Bronies." Each fan usually has one or more favorite personalities based on their archetypes, and designs. My personal favorite is Pinkie Pie.

*powerful motor disappears*

Ms. Teddy: Of course,

Tamaki: Well, I've never watched the show, so I can't say.

Ms. Teddy: Right, fourth question Hikaru, and Kaoru. "Name one thing you would never share with your twin." I suppose that's really more of a demand than a question.

Hikaru: Girl issues

Kaoru: Girl issues

Ms. Teddy: Well that went down easy. Fifth question…oooh, I like this one. Honey what's the most cake you've eaten without barfing?

Honey: I've never barfed while eating cake! I can eat cake for forever, and forever, and forever!

Ms. Teddy: Ah, ah, ah, not so fast there Loli boy. There's a second part.

Honey (sweatdrops): A second part?

Ms. Teddy(grins evilly): liznightangel also wants to know, "Is there a way to test this theory? You know, make him eat until he pukes…"

Honey: Don't make me hate cake! Please! If I barf cake! I won't be able to eat it ever again! (sobs)

Kyoya: Honey Senpai's stomach is like an infinite black hole. If all the cake he's eaten at the host club is enough to make me worry about budget…let's just say that one's a losing battle.

Ms. Teddy: Fine…(grumbles evil things about Honey Senpai)

Honey Senpai: Yay!

Ms. Teddy: Tamaki, you've got another question. "If you were to propose right now to the girl of your dreams, how would you and what would you say?"

Tamaki: Th-th-that's a private manner between people who love each other! (looks nervously at Haruhi)

Ms. Teddy: None of you are any fun today,

Kyoya: This is what happens when you kidnap people against their will.

Ms. Teddy: (cough, cough) Final questions are coming up. Mori if you could learn another fighting style what would it be? And last, Haruhi what's your favorite sweet?

Mori: Brazillian Jiu Jitsu would be interesting to learn, it's sort of like a mix between Tai Kwon Do, and Judo.

Everyone: O.O

Mori: What?

Haruhi: Chocolates pretty good although I'm also fond of strawberries, and seaweed snacks.

Tamaki: seaweed snacks?

Ms. Teddy: You're an odd one Haruhi…Ok,that's it for this chapter! Leave questions in the reviews for next time!