A/N: YO! Got the second part, and I can't wait to finish it! (I am hoping to have 3 parts, no more than 4). It is a Halloween fanfic, after all. So, first of all, PLEASE REVIW! I really need them. Review on the first chapter, the second chapter, or both, as you please! Just review! I am letting anonymous reviewers review, but if I find them as something not useful, I will block them. Anyone from ZOMGFTA, please review on the subject, not here. It's easier to read on ZOMGFTA and I love all you guys. XD
I wanna thank Quandtuniverse right now (on ZOMGFTA and FANFICTION), because she, is AWSOME! She gave quite a bit of ideas, but she didn't really co-author this, so I can't really give her that title. She IS gonna torture me with a spork, but she's a good friend anyway. I question myself many times why she is still my friend. And she was Riza Hawkeye for Halloween. How cool is that?
Ok, to the story. Thankies!
The Ultimeate Roy Subordinate Costume Party- Part 2 by xfmaaddictx
"Ahem… ok. So, in celebration of Halloween, I am holding an Ultimate Roy Subordinate Costume Party!" Roy proclaimed
"Wha…?" Everyone was dumbfounded.
"Yeah. So in this hat," Roy pulled a hat out of thin air, "I have written all your names on slips of paper. Each of you will take a name, and sew a costume for him or her. You will bring the costume back on October 31, wrapped up so no on will see. You will change in a private area, but if you resist/escape/perform alchemy, Riza Hawkeye will be standing outside the room and will not hesitate to attempt to shoot you. So are we all clear?"
"NO!" Ed was filled to the brim with rage. "I am NOT wearing a stupid costume! What are you gonna do next? Secret Santa? Easter egg hunt?"
"You know, that's a pretty good idea…" Roy pondered.
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" Ed yelled. He was about to attack Roy when Al held him back.
"First, let's draw the names. Ok, Ed?" Al tried to calm Ed down.
"…" Ed was still extremely mad, but accepted Al's suggestion.
"Ok, since that's over with, let's start. Ok, why don't you choose fist, Riza?" Roy held the hat towards Riza.
"Yes, sir!" Riza pulled out a slip of paper, folded in half. She opened the slip of paper, and read the name on it.
"So, what does it say, Riza?" Roy questioned.
"It says 'shrimp'." Riza sweatdropped. She waited for Ed's reaction.
"WHAT!?!?" Ed was outraged. He was not a shrimp! (A/N: Proof on the Not A Shrimp) He was squirming, trying to escape Al's grasp. But he dared not to say anything about Riza sewing his costume. Riza's gun was loaded from before and she could easily turned the safety off. "Have you lost your MIND?"
"No!" Roy protested. "I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay!"
Everybody stared at Roy (again), with the expression 'Well, that explains a lot'.
"Can I draw next? Can I?" Fuery wanted to pick next, so Roy held out the hat. He took out a sheet of paper, and read the name aloud. "Breda."
"Well, that's jolly, isn't it?" Breda said sarcastically.
"Yeah, it is!" Fuery replied with a twinkle in his eye.
"Oooook… who wants to pick next?" Roy took another sip of his 'sugar injected' coffee, and felt another burst of energy. "How about YOU, Al?" He was definitely high on coffee.
"Sure…" AL pulled out a slip. He opened it up and read the name. "Riza Hawkeye… heart, heart?"
"Umm…." Roy forgot he had written that. Damn lack of coffee! He looked at Riza. She didn't reach for her gun. She just looked at all with some confusion, and ignored what Al had said. He sighed with relief, and held the cat towards Ed.
"Your turn!" He said in a bad tune. Ed was not amused, but took a piece of paper. He read the name, and his frown turned into a big, evil, devilish grin. Roy and the rest of the men who hadn't been picked started to sweat.
"W-w-what did y-you get?" Roy started to sound like Yoki. That girl must of put crack in her coffee!
Ed turned to him and grinned even more. "You." The air around them seemed to fall a couple degrees colder.
"… oh God…" Roy was in shock, when Falman suddenly drew a sheet of paper. "Havoc" he said aloud.
"Hah. Well, let me choose next?" Havoc gripped one of the remaining names. "Oooooh. I got you, Al."
"I guess I'll draw." Breda chose one of the two papers left. "Falman!"
"I guess I get Fuery." Roy felt the life draining out of him. HE drank another sip of his coffee, and felt instantly hyperactive. "YAY!"
9 days later, filled with crackish adventures… (Roy: IT'S SNOWING CRACK!)
Everyone participating in Roy's costume party arrived at Roy's office, some with small packages, and some with big ones. It was around lunchtime, and Roy was sipping hot coffee. Actually, everyone at Eastern Headquarters who got coffee from the cafeteria drunk quite a few cups a day, which was way more than usual. Roy hadn't slept for quite awhile (in the office), and many workers were hyper-er and peppier now.
So, everyone put the wrapped-up costumes in a pile, like Christmas presents. Once Havoc dropped Al's costume in the pile, they heard a big thump on the door, followed by an "OWW"
A girl with light brown, wavy hair that came down just a little past her shoulders opened the door and sighed. Her eyes were a combination of green and gray. She wore a white T-shirt with a yellow smiley face on it, and jeans for pants. On her face were glasses, similar to Hughes's, but golden. Behind her was another person, holding their ankle. It was the same girl Ed saw pouring white stuff into dodged Riza Hawkeye's bullet. She was a legend of the Eastern Military. The girl with glasses was a head taller than the one in the trench coat.
Roy, with utmost confidence in his singing ability, started singing the Numa Numa. He sounded like a drunken old man. The girl in a trench coat started to join in, until Ed kicked Roy. Roy sat down, drunk his coffee, and started singing again, only this time it was 'Best Friend'. Ed slapped him.
"What are you trying to do?" Ed yelled at Roy. "Attract yaoi fangirls?"
"Why, yes I am" Roy replied, but was almost killed by a bullet that whizzed by his nose. Riza Hawkeye shot the gun because everyone's ears were about to fall off. Everyone stood still, with exception for the shorter, trench coat girl, who started doing the robot. After Roy stopped singing, Al decided to join too. Soon everyone but Riza Hawkeye, Edward Elric, and the taller, saner girl were doing the robot.
"Victoria! Remember why we came here in the first place!!" The girl who was not dancing directed at her partner (A/N: IN CRIME!!!! DUN DUN DUN… ok, I'll shut up.)
"TO do the robot, of course!" Victoria replied. Julia was about to strangle her when Victoria suddenly remembered. "Oh yeah! We were here to complete our mission 'Replace Sugar with Crack!" Victoria said loud and clearly. Julia slapped her head.
"Aww… great. That's the end of that." Julia was tied up in contained frustration. Victoria's sanity had been tested many times, and today, she failed.
"So, your having a costume party, right?" Victoria asked the room.
"AHHHHH! Intruder!" Roy pointed at the tow teenagers with intensifying fear in his eyes.
"Yeah, they came in awhile ago…" Breda stated and they all sweatdropped.
"HAVOC UPON YOU!!!!" Roy threatened them.
"Don't you mean 'destruction up-" Havoc started to say, but was picked up by Roy and flung towards the so called 'intruders'. It was flying towards Julia, the taller one, who moved out of the way.
"MATRIX!!!" Victoria yelled, and jumped towards Havoc, instead of away. Havoc hit his back against her, and then both fell on the floor with a thump. "Oww…" Victoria complained.
Havoc must be invincible or something, because all he complained about was 'I lost my cigarette!!!'
After all the commotion was over, Edward, being as smart as he was, though in his head, how did she know about Roy's costume party? He turned to her. "How did you know about the party?"
Victoria was still on the ground, complaining, so Julia replied for her. "Well, she's the author. She has control over you all. You are her puppets!" She let out a maniacal, evil laughter. Everyone shuddered, but suddenly, the all wanted to get on with their costume party.
"I want to go first!" Fuery was quite enthusiastic, as usual. He grabbed the bag that said 'Fuery', and walked into the changing booth that had just appeared outside Roy's office. Riza followed him, making sure he didn't escape. Roy smiled.
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How did you like Part 2? Please remember to review (as I babbled on about above). I am typing when I can and hope to get the next (and hopefully, final) part up soon. Thanks, and Review!
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