Hello again! This was written in a shopping mall at nine in the morning, before most of the stores were open. The man reason? I was completely bored, and decided, "I'm going to write about pretty boys who're drunk!" Hope you like it!

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Zak swore—if he lived a million years, he'd never drink fairy wine ever again. Ever.

He had gotten completely trashed with Crysta—he had forgotten how many he had had until he asked the girl.

"You had two." She giggled at his shocked face. "Our wine must be stronger that humans. You were completely out."

And that was why he refused to ever drink fairy wine ever again…that is, until Pips found out he couldn't hold his drink.

"You passed out from TWO?" The fairy boy almost couldn't believe it. Oh wait. He completely could—it WAS the human, after all. "That's pathetic!"

"Pips, leave him alone." Crysta said. "Remember, he's a human. Their bodies are different from ours.

Pips snorted. "Hardly. I bet your man here just couldn't take it." When he finished his sentence, he hit Zak on the back of the head.

Zak spun around. "I'll have you know, that if we were drinking real lagers, then you'd be out too."

Pips rolled his eyes. "I doubt it. Human booze can't be anything if someone like you drinks it."

"Oh yeah?" Zak pushed Pips' chest.

"Guys, stop it." Crysta complained. "You two always do this when we get together."

"Stay out of it!" both boys snapped.

Crysta rolled her eyes. "Fine!" She flew away in a burst of light.

"Now that she's gone, tiem for sexy time!" Zak said.

"LOL." Pips' cock said.

Okay, okay, I'll be good.

"I could out-drink you any day of the week!" Zak swore.

"I'd like to see you try." Pips smirked.

"You get the booze, I'll drink it." Zak crossed his arms and smiled.

"Fine by me, human. You'll be out by the third drink."

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Ten drinks in, and Zak could very safely say, he had felt better.

However, since Pips had gotten cut off at the bar at the same time as Zak, he was fairly sure he had won. Maybe. He wasn't very aware of what was happening anymore.

"You know what? You're okay." Pips flung his arm around Zak and squeezed.

"You too man. You too." Zak managed to get his arm around Pips' waist.

"Why we fighting all the time?" Pips slurred. "Is this my house?"

"You don't have a house, you live in a tree!" Zak starting laughing hysterically.

"…Shut up!" Pips hurled his entire body at Zak, who was unable to withstand it. They both fell over and rolled down a very convenient small hill, both of them laughing like hyenas on crack.

Pips got on top of Zak. "Rawr!" He said, laughing. "I win!"

Pips was very warm on top of Zak, and Zak was enjoying that immensely. "No, I win!" He said.

"How?" Pips stopped laughing and looked very serious. "I win."

Zak wiggled slightly. His shirt had ridden up slightly when he rolled down the hill, and he felt Pips' skin on his. The fairy's skin was almost too hot to touch.

"No." Zak said. Then, he pitched his head forward and kissed Pips.

Pips didn't move for a few seconds, then he kissed back, more enthusiastically than Zak.

Zak let the fairy's tongue enter his mouth, and he sucked on it slightly.

Pips' hand went up Zak's shirt, feeling the fit man's chest. Zak wiggled as the fairy's hand went over his stomach.

Zak pulled his right arm out from underneath him and grabbed Pips' head with it, pulling the fairy closer. He wrapped some of Pips' hair around his fingers and tugged gently.

Pips bit Zak's bottom lip, and alternated chewing and sucking on it.

Zak was content to do this forever, until Pips put his hand down Zak's waistband on his jeans.

Zak pulled back. "No, stop."

Pips drew his hand back. "But I want to."

Zak wiggled and tried to get out from under him. "No farther. Crysta wouldn't like it."

Pips scowled. "You're still thinking about her?

"Not when I'm kissing you." Zak gave up on getting out. "Then I'm thinking all about you. But Crysta wouldn't like this."

"Then let's not tell her." Pips leaned down again, and Zak jerked his head out of the way.

"No more. Not till she knows."

"But she won't like it!" Pips scowled. 'Why are we telling her? Why can't we just do this?"

"Cuz I wanna do it again." Zak bushed and scowled himself. "And I'm not lying to her."

Pips rolled his eyes and got off Zak. "Fine. We're going home."

Zak got up and pulled the fairy close to him. "We're telling Crysta."

Pips refused to look at Zak. "Why?" He asked sulkily.

"So when we get home, we can keep going."

Pips looked up, startled. "Huh?"

Zak smiled, and Pips started smiling too.

The next morning, Crysta found a note on her door saying, "I like dudes—Z and P."

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I think I've decided--I would like this pairing to be known as ZAP. Doesn't that sound so happy? I like it.