Minor swearing and terrifying horror... Cameos for random ninja 1 and 2... They need names someone make up some and then I'll name them next chapter.

Two random ninja were walking along a dusty road trying to avoid eye contact with the groups of girls milling around.

Random ninja number 1 smiled. "Is it just me or are there more girls around than usual?"

"Beats me, though I guess this means we have a better shot with the ladies..."

Random ninja number 2 smiled at a random fangirl.

"Hey there, beautiful! Want to go on a date with me?"

The whole group of girls turned to look at him disappointed. They looked him up and down and turned round and ignored him.

They were mumbling something about `SasuSaku` and `ambush`.

The two random ninja sighed and carried on walking.

"Why can't a ninja get a break? I wish I was one of those popular guys who have girls worshipping them!" Random ninja number 2 sighed.

"At least we're not being hunted down." Random ninja number 1 sighed.

They both simultaneously sighed and went back to walking.

Kisame was still sitting in his cage wondering what he could do. He wasn't sitting there for long when the ItaKisa fangirls showed up.

"I told you! I can totally sense where they are!"

"Wow, I guess you were right."

Kisame sighed; hopefully Itachi was good enough to fight them off.

Naruto rolled his eyes. "Sasuke, no way will that happen."

"I'm telling you baka; they're going to all kill themselves!"

"Yeah but some will be left!"

"Then we just fight them!"

"You can't fight them. They're too strong."

He sounded fed up. Sasuke knew that if even Naruto was giving up then it was bad.

"What happened to you, dobe?"

"Uh..."

Flashback to yesterday...

"Naruto!"

A girl tackled him around the waist.

"What the hell?"

Another one did and soon he was well and truly dog piled. Eventually he tried to rasengan one but it deflected off and hit a tree.

"Ha ha! You can't hit me! I have impervious-no-jutsu!"

"Is that even a real thing?" Sasuke asked.

"I doubt it." Naruto groaned. "Then they caged me and brought me here."

Sasuke nodded. "I had a similar experience."

"How about a temporary truce until we find a way to beat them?"

"Sounds good to me."

Deidara had just about had it. His day couldn't get any worse.

"Sasori! He's even sexier in person!"

"No you're wrong Deidara's just about the cutest uke ever!"

These girls were really pissing him off. He felt like blowing himself up but didn't want to waste him masterpiece.

Sasori was equally annoyed. "Brat, if they keep this up I will kill myself."

"Me too danna, un."

"SQUEE! He said danna!"
Deidara growled.

Hidan sat in his cage trying to remain calm. Trying.

"Hidan, so sexy!"
Thank Jashin they hadn't caught pineapple head.

He remained calm until more fangirls showed up and started a standoff.

"KakuHida losers!"

"Bitch, take it back!"

"No!"

They started fighting with some ridiculously named jutsus. Hidan tried to blank it out but it was hard to when they screamed at the top of their lungs. It kind of worried him that they could kill him at any time though they'd bring him back if he said he loved Shikamaru. Hopefully the ones who won the fight would be merciful.

"Yeah I won! Now let's take him back to Kakuzu!"

Oh great...

Back with Sasuke and Naruto a revolution had started. The SasuSaku fangirls had arrived.

"Give back Sasuke! You know SasuNaru will never happen!"

"More like SasuSaku won't! He already rejected her!"

"Shut up! He loves her really!"

"Oh yeah? Well Sasuke loves Naruto! Naruto loves Sasuke! It all fits!"

"Yaoi sucks!"

That started a war between them and multiple fire techniques flew through the air.

"Oh yeah? Water style: water hurricane!"

"Daaah!" Naruto dashed to the back of his cage to avoid the water that spun in fast circles.

Sasuke sighed and threw a chidori at one of the fangirls hoping to combo with the water jutsu but nothing happened.

"Apparently ninja physics don't work in their fan fictions." Naruto called over the roars of the fangirls.

Sasuke was at the point of begging for freedom.

"Rainbow style: hurricane of love!"

Naruto and Sasuke both stared at each other in disbelief.

"That one is real?"

"Earth style..."

"Lightning style: Jaguar sickle!"

"Do they even know what they're saying?"

"Blue..."

"Oh god."

Tobi warped to where Pain and Konan where. They jumped when he appeared then breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh good it's only you."

Tobi laughed at this. "They have you hiding, huh?"

"There's nothing we can do to fight them."

"You're lucky enough to be able to avoid them."

"Yes, I know."

He sat down calmly. "What about the plan?"

"There's no way to get past the fangirls and get the kyuubi they have him completely surrounded."

"Not quite."

They stared at him blankly.

"I have my own unique fangirl force you see. The fangirls that support Madara Uchiha and still believe I am him."

"Are you?"

"You'll never find out." He tapped his mask impatiently.

"So what good are they? How can they fight all the others?"

"Oh you see they are a special breed of fangirl. They don't pair me with quite as many people as everyone else. I am a lucky one. If they do everything I ask of them I told them I will show them my face."

They blinked at him. "Will you actually do that?"

"No."

Pain nodded. "Alright then we will do as you say."

"You two won't be any help so lay low for a while and don't get caught. I have a plan to get rid of them all so when it's over with I want you at full strength. As for the other akatsuki members... You shouldn't have sold them out but from now on it appears we will have to operate on our own."

They both nodded.

"I will be the winner when this game is over."

Itachi was about to ambush the SasuNaru fangirls when they were ambushed. He saw that Sasuke and Naruto were working together and wondered if he should just leave Sasuke. He decided he was probably better off on his own and when returning to his hiding spot was surprised to find Deidara and Sasori gone. He presumed they had been captured and hurried away to find somewhere better to hide.

"OMG! Itachi is here!"

Or maybe not...

"Oh yes!"

These girls seemed troublesome and before he knew it they had thrown a binding jutsu on him.

"Yes! I caught Itachi!"

"I used binding jutsu!"

"It was super effective!"

They both high fived and giggled.

"What do you want from me?"

"Oh we think you should be with Deidara!"

"You're totally right for each other!"

Deidara...? The blonde who hated him?

If only he'd rescued Sasuke...

"Hey you know what we should do?"

"What?"

"We should go to Konoha and try and get some ramen!"

"That sounds great! But unfortunately we can't get in!"

"Huh?"

"They wouldn't let us!"

"That's so mean!"

"Hey guys the gates are open!"

"Yes!"

Next time:

The fangirls finally get into Konoha but how are the other villages faring?

The fight between SasuSaku and SasuNaru continues?

And what is Tobi's nefarious plan?

Note: Once again, no hate for the pairings, it's the story talking not me. I actually love ItaDei very much and have written a story for it so check it out if you want! Oh yeah and if you review suggesting names for the random ninja I will pick my favourite and use them. They will be showing up again in the future. Probably.