(At the hospital)

Henry: Sir would you like your youngest daughter to come with me

James: Yes please, her names Linda

Henry: Hello Linda I'm Henry, shall we go to my office

(Linda noddes)

Linda: Is Denise going to be ok

Henry: Denise is going to be fine

Linda: Good

Henry: Here we are my office

(Linda climbs on to a chair)

Linda: So what do you do

Henry: I'm a doctor for woman

Linda: In what way

Henry: I take the baby out

Linda: No you don't everyone knows babies come from stores

Henry: And who told you that

Linda: Mummy

Henry: So if babies come from stores how do they get there

Linda: From heaven

Henry: So why does the mother get so fat

Linda: Cuz she eats a lot

Henry: So how come when I put my hand on the mother's tummy I can feel the baby

Linda: Look Henry I hate to disappoint you but that's not a baby that's gas

Henry: So if babies come from the store how do they know which baby goes with who

Linda: They are in lines

Henry: So why don't they arrive at your door step

Linda: The hospital's a lot closer so mummy's go there and pick them up

Henry: So how come some people have more than one

Linda: Because they are greedy, like in my family they should bring Denise back and by the way you still haven't told me what you do

Henry: I'm in charge of gas

(Linda smiles)

(Back with her dad)

Henry: She's a special child

(Henry walks off)

James: Wait you haven't told me if she behavied

Linda: Hechives me chocolate can I eat it now

James: When we leave

Nurse: Denise you can now leave

(In the car)

Linda: Daddy can I eat it now

James: Yes

(Linda opens her kit kat and breaks it)

Linda: Here you go

Denise: Aww thank you. Dad she shared

James: Good girl Linda

Linda: I saved Denise

James: Yes you did

Denise: Dad she has chocolate all round her mouth

James: Daddy's driving at his moment

Linda: Oh dear

Denise: Linda what is it

(Linda begins to cry)

James: Linda what's wrong

Linda: I wee myself

Denise: She's wet herself

James: Ok princess nearly home

Denise: Don't worry

(Linda stops crying)

James: We are home, and need a new car seat for Linda

Denise: Don't go to hard on her she done it by acciedent

James: I know Linda didn't mean to wet herself

James: Get new pants and bottoms

Linda: Ok

James: Hold on to daddy, good girl

Linda: I done

James: Not yet Linda I haven't put your shorts on

Linda: Ok

James: Now I'm done

ThIs wasn't going to be that long so the end