(At the hospital)
Henry: Sir would you like your youngest daughter to come with me
James: Yes please, her names Linda
Henry: Hello Linda I'm Henry, shall we go to my office
(Linda noddes)
Linda: Is Denise going to be ok
Henry: Denise is going to be fine
Linda: Good
Henry: Here we are my office
(Linda climbs on to a chair)
Linda: So what do you do
Henry: I'm a doctor for woman
Linda: In what way
Henry: I take the baby out
Linda: No you don't everyone knows babies come from stores
Henry: And who told you that
Linda: Mummy
Henry: So if babies come from stores how do they get there
Linda: From heaven
Henry: So why does the mother get so fat
Linda: Cuz she eats a lot
Henry: So how come when I put my hand on the mother's tummy I can feel the baby
Linda: Look Henry I hate to disappoint you but that's not a baby that's gas
Henry: So if babies come from the store how do they know which baby goes with who
Linda: They are in lines
Henry: So why don't they arrive at your door step
Linda: The hospital's a lot closer so mummy's go there and pick them up
Henry: So how come some people have more than one
Linda: Because they are greedy, like in my family they should bring Denise back and by the way you still haven't told me what you do
Henry: I'm in charge of gas
(Linda smiles)
(Back with her dad)
Henry: She's a special child
(Henry walks off)
James: Wait you haven't told me if she behavied
Linda: Hechives me chocolate can I eat it now
James: When we leave
Nurse: Denise you can now leave
(In the car)
Linda: Daddy can I eat it now
James: Yes
(Linda opens her kit kat and breaks it)
Linda: Here you go
Denise: Aww thank you. Dad she shared
James: Good girl Linda
Linda: I saved Denise
James: Yes you did
Denise: Dad she has chocolate all round her mouth
James: Daddy's driving at his moment
Linda: Oh dear
Denise: Linda what is it
(Linda begins to cry)
James: Linda what's wrong
Linda: I wee myself
Denise: She's wet herself
James: Ok princess nearly home
Denise: Don't worry
(Linda stops crying)
James: We are home, and need a new car seat for Linda
Denise: Don't go to hard on her she done it by acciedent
James: I know Linda didn't mean to wet herself
James: Get new pants and bottoms
Linda: Ok
James: Hold on to daddy, good girl
Linda: I done
James: Not yet Linda I haven't put your shorts on
Linda: Ok
James: Now I'm done
ThIs wasn't going to be that long so the end
