"You Hot Potato?" the man asked. He was dressed in cowboy attire, a large plastic cowboy hat covering his shiny brown molded hair. He had a long face, and he was licking his lips as he looked me up and down.

"Yeah, I am." I tried to zone out and become a different person. I wasn't ready. Too late to turn back now, I supposed. I only hoped it would be enough to get Twice-Baked a present for her birthday.

"Alright. Here's $500 cash." He handed me a wad of twenties, and unzipped his pants. He pulled out a shiny plastic penis, erect by default. "You ready to open up?

I couldn't help myself. The sight of his member and the thought of it going into my mouth. I just couldn't stop. I had a thought, and I couldn't wait this opportunity on a simple blowjob.

"How about I do something else for you?" I winked, and the cowboy grinned knowingly.

"Oh yeah, good potato..." the cowboy moaned as I lowered my butt hatch over his penis. "That's the stuff. Mash that shit."

He mashed me for a good two hours. I lost my mustache at one point during the 69 session.

By the end of the night, I was pulling off every limb I had and disposing of cowboy spunk from all of my holes.

"How'd that shit feel?" he asked, lighting a cigarette. "You up for something more?"

I had begun my addiction and I could only think of what else this sultry cowboy had in store for me. I nodded, and rubbed my aching butt hatch.

"I'm gonna take you to a man we called Lightyear. He'll give you a buzz and then you'll be in a whole new set of unexplored territory. The pay is high, but his demands are tough. Think you can handle him?" He looked me dead in the eyes, and all I could do was smirk.

"Oh yeah. Give me Lightyear."