Chapter 2

''Hey what's that?'' Rachel asks Lorelai

''oh it's this old horoscope I gave him when I first met him I wonder why he still keep's it in his wallet.'' she tells Rachel

''Come on out here already Luke!'' Lorelai screams at him

(Luke from off camera): ''I hate you, very much.''

''Save the sweet talk Get out here!'' Lorelai tells him

(Luke walks out from the back of the diner wearing some of the new clothes.)

''Excuse me sir, do you know where Luke is?'' Lorelai asks him

''Very funny.'' Luke says to her

''Oh my God, Luke, is that you?'' Lorelai asks him

''I feel ridiculous.'' Luke tells her

''That's because you don't have the belt on. ( She Takes the belt out of the bag and walks over to him.) ''Here.'' she says to him

''What are you doing?'' he asks her

''it's called accessorizing.'' she tells him

''I can put a belt on by myself, thank you.'' Luke says

''Okay, sorry. Hmm.'' Lorelai says

''What?'' Luke asks her

''I just. . .'' Lorelai says and stops

''What?'' Luke asks her

''I just have exceptional taste is all. Turn around.

''What?'' Luke asks her

''I just wanna make sure it all fits. Turn around.'' Lorelai tells him (Luke turns around.) ''Uh huh, uh huh'' Lorelai says

MAN AT COUNTER: ''Hey Fabio, I need the ketchup.'' the guy says

''Can you get that guy some ketchup?'' Luke asks Lorelai

''Why me?'' Lorelai asks him

''Because if I spill any stuff on this I won't be able to return it.'' Luke tells her

You're not returning those clothes.

''Oh yes I am.'' Luke tells her

(Lorelai gives the man the ketchup. She picks up Luke's suit off the table and walks over to him.)

''Here, try on the suit again.'' Lorelai tells him

''I already tried it on twice.'' Luke tells her

''I know, but I want to see it with the black shirt.'' Lorelai tells him

''I'm not wearing a black suit with a black shirt.'' Luke tells her

''Regis does.'' Lorelai tells him

''Okay, you've won me over now.'' Luke tells her

''At least try on the jacket again.'' she tells him (Lorelai helps Luke put the jacket on again.)

''This is how you like your guys, all GQ'ed up huh?'' Luke asks her

''Its not GQ'ed up, its just a little less casual.'' Lorelai tells him

''And you don't like casual.'' Luke tells her

''I like casual fine.'' Lorelai tells him

''Just not on me.'' Luke says

''No, it just adds variety. Its not lets make a new Luke, its lets see another side of the old one.'' Lorelai tells h

''Uh huh.'' Lorelai says

''You missed a loop. Come here.'' (Lorelai tells him and starts fixing his belt) ''What did you do?'' she asks him

''Wow!'' Lorelai says

''what?'' Luke asks her

''nothing it's just that I really know how to dress a man.'' Lorelai says

''You...You look good Luke.'' Rachel says

''thanks!'' he says

''hey let me ask you something what the hell is this why do you still have this?'' she asks him and looks at him weirdly.

''oh give me that please put it back.'' he takes it from her and put's it back inside his wallet.

''so come on Luke I want to hear the story.'' Rachel tels him

''No!'' he says

''it is a pretty good story to tell.'' Lorelai tells her

''it's just a long story to tell.'' he says

Rachel and Lorelai both look at him.

''Fine.'' he says

''It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person -.'' Luke says

[Lorelai gasps] ''Ooh, is it me? Is it me?'' she question's him sarcastically in front of Rachel.

''This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.'' he tells them

[Lorelai gleeful] ''Ooh, it's me.'' Lorelai says

''I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying -- sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.'' he tells them

''Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.'' she tells him

''She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.'' he tells them

[Lorelai dryly] ''God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?'' Lorelai asks him

''So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under "Scorpio," she had written, "you will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away." I gave her coffee.'' he tells them

[Lorelai grinning] ''But she didn't go away.'' Lorelai says and smiles at him

''She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me - [pulls a small scrap of paper from his wallet and holds it out to Lorelai] one day it would bring me luck.'' he smiles at Lorelai

[Lorelai teasing] ''Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee.'' she tells him.

''I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet?'' [sees his serious expression] ''You kept this in your wallet.'' Lorelai looks at him

''Eight years.'' he tells her

[Lorelai is touched] Eight years.'' she says and smiles back at him giving him the eyes he loves.