Here ya go, people! Keep the reviews coming, and I'll add another, even more stupid, chapter tomorrow! When you have bronchitis, you have a LOT of time on your hands...
Redstar-leader-of-thunderClan: Yay! Love the pairings. As you can see, I have used a few of your ideas, and I was originally gonna use them anyway! GASP!
Silverpelt-Hawksky: Isn't though? Muahaha!
Jayfeather: Huzzah!
Toboetsumelover: Love the pairings! I used some too!
Firemasterofallawesome sat back in his pink, fuzzy recliner, watching how the Clan was getting along without him as the leader. He snickered as Brambleclaw continued crying into Sorreltail's now-wet fur and downed his 272nd two-liter bottle of caffeine-rich soda. Firing Brambleclaw was the best thing he had ever done for his entertainment! The fuzzy, master of all awesome, kitty cracked up hysterically every time Longstar and Jayfeather smacked into each other and fell off the High-Rock. They would flip out on each other and accuse random cats of their blindness. This would lead to much more amusement for Firemasterofallawesome.
Longstar blindly made his way up to the High-Rock, this time without falling off. "I have an important announcement to make!" he cried, but when he noticed that the other cats were still partying, he bellowed, "Yo yo foshizzle drizzle big-zizzle! Listen up, y'all weirdoes!" The cats looked up at him and Leafpool shouted "APOCALYPSE!"
Jayfeather shouted, "Like, Ohmigod! Like, listen up! Because, like, for sure for sure, Leafpool is having more kitties!" The rest of the clan gasped and Lionblaze fainted. Firemasterofallawesome ran over to Leafpool and began to shout at her, while Dustpelt had an emotional breakdown.
"Sigh... ok, ok, and yes. Leafpool and Dustpelt are having more little brats, blah blah, shame on you, blah, blah. Firemasterofallawesome stop shouting at your neurotic daughter and go control your mate! Sandstorm, stop drawing on Brackenfur! No, that doesn't mean you can go torture—BRAMBLECLAW! What on Earth are you and Sorreltail doing?" Longstar exclaimed. The dark tabby tom and the pale female were cuddling with each other, tails entwined, feeding one another marshmallows and pretzels.
Squirrelflight sat down in the middle of camp and said sweetly, "Oh, Brambleclaw, dearie? Would you please come here?" Brambleclaw smiled at Sorreltail, and then flounced over to his 'mate'. "Good, now follow me," she cooed, making her way out of camp. The dark tabby tom followed her happily while Sorreltail looked longingly at him. No one bothered to tell her that Brambleclaw might never be seen again, after what Squirrelflight could do to him. Longstar sighed.
Firemasterofallawesome went back to his recliner. He had been sitting there watching Dustpelt dare Bumblekit to try to eat Graystripe's ear when he noticed Sandstorm and Brackenfur were missing. Thinking that good ole Sandstorm was just comforting poor Brackenfur after Sorreltail's traitorous actions, he went looking for them. The fluffy ginger cat had just turned the corner that led to the stream when he spotted Brackenfur lovingly licking HIS MATE'S fur! Appalled, Firemasterofallawesome let out a piercing battle cry and attacked.
Meanwhile, back at camp, the Clan was holding a truth or dare party. It was Daisy's turn to dare some cat in the circle. The she-cat smiled evilly. "I dare you, Honeyfern, to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with Berrynose! Berrynose is the one that is blindfolded!" she cackled. Honeyfern let out a cry of happiness and magically took a rope and blindfold out from behind her. Screaming merrily, she ran over to Berrynose and took him into the nursery. Daisy sat back and took a sip of the Mountain Dew that she was drinking. Everyone gazed at her; who knew she could be so evil, to her own son!
Seven minutes later, Honeyfern marched blissfully out of the nursery, and Berrynose came out with a horrified look carved in his face. He looked at Daisy, saw her evil smile, and burst into tears. The creamy white cat was never seen again... for that day.
In the meantime, Firemasterofallawesome came back, dragging Brackenfur and Sandstorm by their neck fur. He dropped them on the ground, screamed, "LEAFPOOL WAS RIGHT! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!" and dropped onto the ground, sobbing. Longstar looked at him and shook his head. Firestar, the once great clan leader, now Firemasterofallawesome, was reduced to heaps of crying fur in one day?!
Daisy gave another one of her frightening smiles. "Let us continue. Next, Honeyfern will be picking the truth-or-darer. Honeyfern?"
"Hmm... I dare Lionblaze to admit to Cinderheart that he loves her!" she crowed. Lionblaze began to cry. What was with all of the crying warriors today?! He ran up to Cinderheart and blubbered, "Cinderheart, they found out! They found out! They flippin' found out! They know! Just tell them! Just tell them you are having my kits!"
The clan gasped, but Longstar thought they should have been used to it by now. "Great!" he tried saying merrily, "So now the nursery will be full with Leafpool's, Sandstorm's, Cinderheart's, and Mousefur's kits!"
Gasps went up everywhere. Mousefur too? Mousefur slapped Longstar. "You bumbling idiot! We were supposed to make them think our kits were Squirrelflight's!" she hissed. Longstar sniffled; he would not stoop down to crying! "Ok, I'm sorry, love. It just slipped out!"
Suddenly music started playing, and the cats started dancing to "Right Round" by Flo Rida. Brambleclaw magically appeared and made a stage materialize right in front of their eyes. He threw millions of bottles of sodas out into the crowd and began dancing right in front of them. Jayfeather gave another girly squeal and began dancing with him. Firemasterofallawesome had decided to give up on being normal and tried to fit in, so he was dancing around with Twoleg boxers on his head. Leafpool, still mumbling things about the apocalypse, began slow dancing with Dustpelt, and Ferncloud began to load up her bazooka gun with her oh so many kits Dustpelt had left her with.
Wow.
Eh.. not as good as the first chapter... but somewhat funny, right? Also, after a few reviews, I noticed people really wanted Sand and Bracken together! After Fern is done shooting her bazooka kittehs at Dustpelt, perhaps she will find time for love? Oh noes! And why has Daisy gone ebil?! WHY?! I have no idea! R&R people, give me ideas, blah blah blah, etc! Peace, love, and frogs ---brackenfurlover
