"Mom!" A distressed Clarence exclaimed. "I don't want to go to school, do I have to?"
"Yes Clarence," Clarence's sad mother Mary replied. "You know what they do if a kid like youdoesn't go to school," she reminded him.
"Yeah, I know," he stated.
Clarence gathered everything he needed and took a look around his room. His eye focused on a toy he forgot he even had. It was his horn. He thought of how he got it back. 'Didn't those get banned?' He asked himself. "Oh yeah!" He remembered "Sumo took that from 's desk," With just a bit of hesitation, he put it in his back pack and went to school.
On the walk he met up with his friends Jeff and Sumo. "Hey Clarence," Jeff greeted Clarence with.
"Hey Jeff, Hi Sumo,"
"Hi Clarence," Sumo said in a grumpy tone.
"What's wrong?" Clarence asked
"The fact that "school" is the worst thing in the world!"
"Yeah, I know," Jeff and Clarence both said in sync.
"No you don't!" Sumo angrily replied. "You don't know half of the things bad about school!"
"You're right Sumo, we don't, that's why we are here to go through with you and be there with you," said Jeff.
"You're right, I'm sorry I got mad. Now quick we can't be late or we'll get in trouble," sumo informed them.
As the boys ran to school, they had little idea what was in store for them today. When the got to class and the bell rung, the "teacher", sat down and was, as usual, drinking alcohol. To every kids surprise, the new student told the teacher something outstandingly stupid. "You aren't allowed to drink beer on school grounds!" Every kid looked at him and then to the teacher, Mr.
Arnold. The look on his face quickly turned into a stunned, yet angry expression.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME BOY?!" He yelled "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY CLASS AND IN THE HALLWAY, NOW!"
