South Park : Yugioh

fuck you fat ass

ever sense the beging of time

there was one man

and inside that one man he had

a pocket but inside that pocket

there was one card

a card that had 5 pieces

a head

two arms

two legs

and a fucking chest piece !

KABOOM !

welcome to SOUTH PARK :: YUGIOH !

a 5 chapter epic story line of the quest to save exodia from the evil turd

MR HANKEY

grab your balls and get ready to burst with excitement

ITS TIME TO RRRR===rrerrerer READ !

a loud crash dazzled the room and awoke the fat sleeping beast up, when he awoke the first thing he did was pass gas !

a tired yawn shirked from his mouth as he slid out of his squishy bed, gazing apon the sunlight shining threw his window.

before squiting to catch focus and covering his eyes, the fat ass was awake. aka and i mean carmen!

feeling hungry the young boy jitterbug's down the stairs, to arrive in his natrual habbitat the kitchen !

apon gazing inside the kitchen, he humm's sweet tunes of baby making while pouring his favoirte cereal in a bowl.

getting the milk and spoon ready he beings to eat when.

SUDDENTLY HIS EYES OPENED WIDE

the panic striked him and he reached for his pocket to reliize that his precious exodia was no longer found

he paniced running back up the stairs yanking the blankets off his squishy bed screaming with anger as only one named

filled his head and that was a name of a JEW

that son of a bitch - carmen

as carmen gets dressed to go pay his old pal a visit we set our eyes apon the true villain of this story

MR FUCKING HANKEY

HOWDY HOWDYY - hankey

the cards are finally mine and now i have the power to become the yugioh champion greater then yugi greater then joey pegasus and even kiba

infact i will become the great yugi buffalo of yugioh people will gather in my name to give me great praise

they will praise the POOP - hankey

but sir ! we have a problem the kids you chosen to steal from are not ordenary kids they're not mediocre they will come

after us and if they do, our dreams and infact our world is as doomed as cheese to a grador - toliet

YOU QUESTION ME ? toliet TOM ? who brought you into this group i am PROMISING YOU ENDLESS FAME AND FORTUNE and you want to DOUBT ME

i will make you pay for those WORDS infact but not right now sense you are my only henchmen and i need you to do my dirty work so unless you want punishment

YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE - hankey

i'm SORRY boss i do not doubt you sir i am just worried that's all no need to punish me - toliet

GOOD NOW LET US BEGIN OUR WORK PUT EXODIA INTO MY CARD DECK - hankey

already done sir - toliet

NOW LETS GO GET US SOME RECRUITS - hankey

the scene changes back to our four friends at the park, one pissed of fat fuck carmen. an innocent jew kyle,

no one understands him kenny and lastly the boy nobody cares about stan. all having one heated argument!

alright kyle it was funny ha ha big joke now give it back - carmen

what are you talking about carmen i thought we was going to go sell the card today and become rich - kyle

well yeah duh that's the plan but first you have to give me back the card kyle - carmen

i don't have the card carmen now stop acting stupid - kyle

don't play games with me jew boy, i know you took the card for revenge on my cheating skills - carmen

for the last time CARMEN the last time im gonna say this because it's the TRUTH i didn't take your FUCKING EXOIDA CARD - kyle

THAT'S IT KYLE I HAD IT WITH YOU WE ALL KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOUR JEALOUS BECAUSE ITS MY CARD AND I GET THE MOST MONEY, its not fair is it kyle admit it, you lost because i am the greatest of all and you just mad because your a peice of shit jew that has no money HA now give me my card back and lets go - carmen

TAKE WHAT YOU SAID BACK, TAKE IT BACK YOU LIEING FAT FUCK - kyle

make me, kyle. oh wait you can't. jew's don't fight remember !.. kyle your a bad boy, that's not good!

WILL YOU TWO QUIT IT ! - stan

humadhadahuh - kenny

stan stay out of this, this is between kyle and i you have nothing to do with this - carmen

i don't have the card carmen i seriously don't - kyle

carmen what did you do when we all went home last night - stan

carmen had a flashback the momment stan said that and boom his mind was blown !

that shit - carmen

the what who is shit - kyle

humadhadahuh - kenny

yeah carmen tell us who is shit - stan

no guys it was the shit that took my card - carmen

your kidding right ? a shit took your card ?

hahahahah carmen cut it out your just fucking with us , wow i can't believe i fell for that stupid you took my card stuff - kyle

NO YOU GUYS i mean that FUCKIGN POO took my EXODIA CARD, that mr hankey PEICE OF SHIT... realisticly speaking !

well great there goes are riches and dreams - kyle

NO GUYS there's only one way we can get our exodia back threw that poo,
BOYS GATHER YOUR DECKS

ITS TIME TO DUEL ! -carmen

the boys all took turns walking each other to each of there own houses gathering the decks they once put together in hopes to truly learning how to play the great legend of yugioh. none of them truly knew how to play but it didn't matter all that matters is mr hankey has the exodia card and to become rich they will have to defeat him to get it back and carmen was determined to do anything even such as the inpossible to get his precious yugioh exodia back not because of the card but because of the chance at riches awaits them ! after everyone finaly grabs there deck they all group up and sing a song...

for the riches...

for the bitches...

for the life we can have...

we must win this...

to witness...

and inherit...

riches and

all of the bitches...

the end...

the song rang in the heads of theese young boys like bells that rang after a wedding

they were all determined to do whatever it takes to get exoida back walking down the downtown streets

they approch an eldery stranger..

my man, do you happen to know where we can find mr hankey ? - carmen

OH YOU MEAN PRINCE POO OF SHIT ? yeah i saw him he's currently holding an underground yugioh fight club arena and the great prize winner will get to fight ageasnt him to win the ultimate prize ! - elderly stranger

ulitmate prize ?! that's got ot be - kyle

DAMMIT SON OF POOP WHY HASN"T THO TOLD US QUICKER ! FUCK YOU OLD MAN FUCK YOU ! - carmen

easy guy anyone can enter the arena here are the directions man CHILL OUT BRO ! by the way do you know where i can find some weed ? - eldery stranger

totaly dude let me hook you up with my buddy mr towel ! - carmen

as exchaning directions for a phone number the boys were ready to set in motion each with they're out decks they are ready to begin

they set off following the directions that the eldery had printed out on a map quest sheet it took them no time to arrive at the place and wow was it huge

the place was an actual stadium and it had if not thousands or millions of people there. apon gazing at the gates they signed up for the arena and they were greeted by no other then the prince of POO himself.. MR FUCKING HANKEY !

there you are ! - hankey

YOU BASTARD ! give us back exodia NOW - carmen

but it is of too late carmen ! now you must duel to the top to face me and win back your precious card ! - hankey

your lucky we dont kill you now and just take the card ourselves! - kyle

HEY YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT KYLE... yeah guys lets just kill him and take the card - carmen

i don't think it will work - stan

lets try it - carmen

now now boys lets not do anything hasty... GUARDS ! lock theese four into the dueling dungon untill it's they're time to fight - hankey

FUCK YOU HANKEY THIS ISN"T THE LAST YOU WILL SEE OF US ! IM COMING FOR YOU , YOU PECIE OF SHIT ! REALISTICLY SPEAKING - carmen

may the cards be ever in your favor carmen... toodles ! - hankey

as the boy's get locked inside the dueling dungeon adwaiting they're turns to duel they all take turns pratice dueling each other and even carmen was taking it serious pertispating without even cheating. they didn't know how long they had to wait but best beleive me they were getting ready for it !

that is untill they heard a knock and the dungeon arena gate sprang right open reveailing !