Author's Notes: Ok, so people really enjoyed this "one-shot" which is now an actual story.

Here's a letter from Alfred to Arthur regarding the "pants" issue.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Axis Powers: Hetalia

Hey Arthur,

Just thought I should letcha know that I have plenty of blackmail photos. And I will use them when the time arises.

There isn't really any need for you to be embarrassed, few people can actually pull off tight, leather pants. Let alone in the color red. Congrats, my friend (we are still friends, right? I know I threatened to blackmail you earlier but that's what friends do ^o^).

Anyway, I am anxiously awaiting your arrival in the States. Only a couple more weeks, right? You'll be coming from across the pond!

You know, I never really understood that saying. You're coming across an ocean, not a pond. And people call me stupid, ha!

Anyway, please don't be mad that I caught you doing something embarrassing. You've seen me do embarrassing things. Like that one time when I…oh wait, I'm too heroic to do embarrassing things. Hahaha!

If you want, when you visit, I can teach you how to be more heroic and avoid embarrassment.

Now that I think about it, if you're not embarrassed by the photos then they aren't really blackmail, are they?

By the way, I have something to tell you that should make you very proud. I found the book "The Atmosphere" and I read the whole thing! It was the most boring thing I have ever read in my life.

I already knew about the atmosphere. Like, C.O.N.A.N (carbon dioxide, oxygen, nitrogen, argon, nitrogen)? And the stuff about the Mesosphere and the Thermosphere, I knew that too. Thanks for the "help" though. The book did have some cool pictures in it, so that made it more bearable.

Also, I have a favor to ask. Could you possibly take back that pal of yours, Robert Pattinson? He's causing a lot of riots here. Plus, I heard he doesn't shower very often. That's gross, Iggy. Don't you make sure that your people learn good hygiene?

I take that back, I've seen your people's teeth and they're disgusting. You might want to work on that. I could help, since I'm the hero and have great teeth and hygiene.

I know you've probably heard about the oil spill along my coast lately (unless you live under a rock, which I know you don't since I broke into was visiting just the other day) so don't be alarmed when you see me with smudges on the tops of my feet. It's only the oil. It is all under control, I swear. My president even said so and he's not a liar.

Well, that's all really. I'm hungry so I'm going to go to McDonalds and eat a big Mac and fries and a drink. Oh, and maybe an ice cream sundae. Well, gotta go! Bye, dude!

Your Gangsta from the hood,

Alfrizzle.

AN: You don't have to review this if you don't want to. I want you to, but that's beside the point.

You should check out this link to a funny comic by *eokani on deviant art. It kind of went along with the last chapter, only it's funnier. Ironically, I found it a couple days after I posted this story. .com/?q=canada%20and%20america&order=9&offset=168#/d279jri Seriously, check it out!