...enjoy...

It was now the morning of the wedding. All of Bree's bridesmaids were in attendance, doing their part to bedeck her splendiferously for her wedding. Bree looked around at all of them: Her maid of honor was Mary, of course, and was dressed in a spiderman suit (Bree shouldn't have let her maids choose their own attire); Hermione Granger was wearing a pink gown that was the sister-dress to what the others had picked out; Olive was wearing a dark, drab, green dress in the same style as Hermione's; Fiona was wearing a brighter shade of green than Olive. Bree didn't have many bridesmaids, but she was glad that she had chosen such close friends (even if they had poor fashion sense). She had everyone carrying black roses to match her own dress. It was a strikingly bizarre, yet touching scene.

In the other room, Panther, Shrek, Sonic the Hedgehog, Fred and George Weasley were standing around. They were trying to figure out how to transfigure Panther back into a humanoid form so that it would be less horrific to watch him marry Bree. It was not going well. Fred and George had shot spell after spell at the unamused cat. So far, the most encouraging thing that had happened was that his fur was now a bright shade of canary yellow, which would irritate Bree endlessly later.

"Here, use this potion, idiots," suggested Mary's voice from the air vent.

"What potion? Where are you?" Shrek asked.

"Come over to the air vent," Mary responded, "I won't explain now, I can give you this potion I stole from the Fairy Godmother to turn Shrek into a human. It works on any animal, though, so be careful to keep it away from Sonic and yourself. I don't know what it would do to you, Shrek, since you aren't exactly an animal, but still…" her voice trailed off.

Shrek walked over to the air vent, searching for the potion. He looked in, and was met with dark, exhausted brown eyes. "You...you're in the wall?"

"Nah, just the air vent. I said I would explain after the wedding, ok?"

"Yeah….where's the potion?"

"Right here," she said, pushing a large vial out of the vent, and into his hands.

"How do I use it?"

"Just pour it on him...you might need to have one person hold him down while you pour it, though...he's a little bitch when it comes to water."