Super Sonic Dare Show
Note* none of the characters belong to me they belong to Sega and I can't do anything about that….
Me: Hey everyone I've returned! I apologize for my nearly two month absence so let's get this thing started!
Sonic: NO!
Me: Yes! *puts duct tape over Sonic's mouth*
Sonic: (muffles) I hate you fucking asshole!
Me: Ok I don't know what he said but I think it was lovely. Anyways this is from Cherish the Hedgehog and this is what she said.
Hmm Intresting... I dare Shadow to take Knuckles on a date(to a romantic movie and candle lit dinner) and after that bring him back home to *ahem* shake the bed ;)
Me: You heard the lady Shadow. Take Knuckles on the date.
Shadow: And if I say no?
Me: Then you will suffer the pain from the Shadckle fans in the pit for they will be angry that you didn't do it and rip you to pieces. *points to pit where fans are getting mad*
Shadow: Fine I'll take him on the damn date.
Me: Awesome! *sends them out the door* Have fun you two.
*at the theater*
Shadow: Two tickets for Horror Movie 6.
Ticket Guy: That'll be twenty dollars please.
Shadow: *pays cash* Ok let's go.
*watch movie*
Knuckles: That was a pretty good film.
Shadow: Even though you got scared and you hugged me most of the time I couldn't see what's happening.
Knuckles: I wanted you to comfort me.
Shadow: Whatever. There's a good restaurant down the block that we can go to for the rest of the date.
Knuckles: Sure I'd love to do that.
*head to restaurant and enjoy food*
Knuckles: Thanks for taking me out Shadow it was nice.
Shadow: No problem Knuckles. *blushes a little*
Knuckles: Do you to head to my house and 'get it on'?
Shadow: Hell yes!
*head to Knuckles house (yes he has one) and had sex and enjoyed it*
*back at studio*
Me: And that is how I became a fox clone.
Tails: Great story Miles.
Me: It would have been better if Egghead over there didn't interrupt me three times in a row!
Eggman: It wasn't my fault my robots were malfunctioning!
Me: Yes it was!
Knuckles: Hey guys we're back.
Me: Great. Did you enjoy it?
*both blushed heavily*
Shadow: Actually it went much better than I had thought.
Shadckle fans: *scream with joy*
Me: Glad to hear that. Ok next review is from MyMiddleNameIsInsanity and here is what she had to say.
No limits, huh? Okay, I guess this is worth a shot.
Sonic- I dare you to run into a 100 feet deep pool with Amy coming close behind.
Amy- Try to catch Sonic before he runs into the pool, and if you do, you get one make-out session with him. If you don't... Sucks to be Sonic.
Shadow- Shoot Rouge while standing on your head on a yoga ball!
Rouge- While he's doing this, dance the tango with Knuckles, wearing a giant sombrero.
Knuckles- Step on her feet any chance you get to... you can't stop dancing until all of her toes are broken.
Tails- Kiss Cream.
Cream- Run away from Tails before he kisses you!
I forgot who else was there, so that's all I got for ya... For now ;)
Me: Alright Sonic jump in.
Sonic: No way I don't want to!
Me: You've got no choice. It's ether jump in or be with Amy for a make out session.
Amy: Sonikku!
Sonic: Okay I'll do it!
*Sonic jumps in the water, gets soaked but gets spat back out*
Sonic: What the?
Me: I added a twist by making you jump then being spat out so Amy can have her wish.
Sonic: Are you crazy? I'll die from her hugs.
*Amy catches Sonic and drags him into an empty room*
Me: Oh you'll live. Ok Shadow get on your head on the yoga ball.
Shadow: Okay fine. *does so*
Me: Rouge. You and Knuckles will be Tangoing.
Rouge: Sounds fine to me.
Me: Oh it does. *smiles in an evil way*
Rouge: Come on Knuckie lets dance.
*begins to dance until..*
Rouge: Ouch! Knuckles that hurts!
Knuckles: Sorry.
Shadow: This will be for taking my Knuckles away from me you bitch! *shoots at Rouge*
Rouge: What the? Shadow!
*continues dancing until all toes are broken and has enough bruises and wounds on her back*
Me: While we let her recover. Tails! Cream says she wants you to kiss her.
Tails: Sweet! *runs to Cream*
Cream: Get away you creep! *starts running from Tails*
Tails: Come on just one kiss Crea-
*Tails gets knocked out by one of Amy's hammers*
Me: Oh that's going to hurt! Well that's all for now. So tune in next time for more dares and completely more chaos to occur. Cheers Mates!
