Yuffie Never Should Find Things Really Rewrite.
I do not own Final Fantasy VII that is owned by SquareEnix.
Beta'd by: Hiya120
Chapter 2
Reno's scream broke Yuffie's happiness and she looked at what she had done to the poor man.
"What did you do?! That hurt bad! Reverse it!" Reno yelled out, his voice was higher and not as deep.
"Reno, you're a girl. Let me check out the Materia." Yuffie said with worry.
"I can't be a girl! NO! Damn it Yuffie." Reno said slumping forward.
"It is only level one; I guess this is what it does. Well I will level it up but right now you have to stay a girl until I come back." Yuffie said smiling.
"Well then I cannot go back to Healin like this." Reno said eyes wide.
"Yuffie get Reno some clothes that would fit his new look. Reno, come out of the helicopter for us to measure you for the new clothes." Vincent said trying to defuse the situation even though inside he is laughing his head off.
Reno came out and Yuffie's eyes grew jealous over Reno's curves, but she said nothing. Reno turned a little so that Yuffie can at least get clothing that is close to his size.
"Okay, Reno, what is your shoe size?" Yuffie asked glaring at Reno.
"Um, nine why?" Reno asked confused.
"Women don't wear men's dress shoes when not in Turk uniform." Vincent said with a small peal of laughter coming out.
"Oh, shit I have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to town to find a toilet." Reno said going back to the thankfully empty town.
Reno came back and Yuffie was gone, Vincent stayed to watch for monsters and to make sure Reno didn't do something stupid.
"Why are you staring at me?" Reno asked getting pissed off that no one told him that girls pee sitting down.
"Your chest is larger than I thought it was. And the oversized clothing make you look like your hiding your stomach." Vincent said without laughing like Reno thought he was.
"Well, la-de-da. I don't care. I'm a guy, I will go back to normal and we all forget this." Reno said though clenched teeth.
"You are a girl right now and you will be back to normal. It is just that the Turks will be coming here after all you did call them and said that you were coming with the books." Vincent said making Reno's eyes widen.
"Oh shit. If they see me, I'm screwed. I gotta find a place, ta hide." Reno said with worry and fear.
"Reno, for that you will have to act like a woman for a bit until Yuffie has the cure." Vincent said to calm down the hyperventilating Turk.
"But what if it is permeant or I don't go all the way back to normal?" Reno asked nearly screaming.
"Reno, calm down, if that happens I will call you and tell you. I have a spare PHS since the Turks can track you with the one you have." Vincent said holding the fearful Reno close to his body.
"Vinnie?! What are you doing?!" Yuffie cried out dropping a bag.
"Calming, him down. He is hyperventilating, if he calms down he won't pass out." Vincent said to Yuffie in his calm manner. Reno slumped and went fully lax. "Damn, he's out cold." Vincent then picks Reno up and starts for Nibelheim.
"Vinnie, wait. Why here, why help him? He still is the same one that Barret rants about." Yuffie said trying to catch up to the one she wants for a husband.
"You should have seen him earlier, he was freaking out about being found like this. And if you don't help him, you will be just like Shin-ra when they took over your country." Vincent said coldly, he believes this.
A/n how do you all like it?
