OK, here is chapter 2 in its entirety, I removed the intro and put it in this chapter. PLEASE REVIEW!!
Thanks to Kaida Gin for ideas in this intro
The Living Joke
Old friends Return
He sat impatiently. The thought of a sultry, thin, feminine body lurked in the back of his mind. He began to tap his foot to keep himself busy. The twiddling of thumbs only increased in speed with each passing second. Her smile, her hair, her devotion, her laugh. The anger and frustration was building up inside him with each racing thought. He burst. Screaming at the top of his lungs, he threw a picture frame at the wall. As the frame smashed into numerous, unfixable pieces, a picture of him with a laughing girl in a jester hat laid on the floor.
A henchman walked in
"Mr. Joker?"
"WHAT?"
"Ivy's back."
"Perfect, send her in."
Poison Ivy walked through the door, and took a seat next to the Joker.
"All right, I found where Harley was, I did my job, where's the cash?"
"Ah, Ah, Ah! Hold on one minute Miss Ivy, where is my Harleykins?"
-Sigh- "She is traveling with some circus in Metropolis, 'The Flying Harleyquinns' or something like that."
"Did she ask about me? Was she different? Please tell me she hasn't gained any weight since she left her daarrrling Mister J?"
"No, no, and no."
"Hmmmmm..."
"...Can I have my money now?"
"I don't understand it. First, she loves me, and the next she is off regaining her life back! I am her life! She should be here right now, right here, with me, the two of us, planning to get rid of the wretched Batman. Why has she left me? Why has she deserted me?
"Maybe it's because you neglected her, abused her, took advantage of her, oh, and she may be upset at the fact that you ultimately strapped her to a rocket and sent her flying to her grisly and early death. Luckily I was there to save her and fix her up. You know Joker, a lot of girls would be mad if their boyfriends strapped them to a rocket and shot them into the sky to regain their 'image'.
The Joker was fuming.
"Now about that money..."
"YOU INCOMPETENT WORTHLESS WASTE OF SPACE. YOU THINK I AM HAPPY THAT MY SERV- I MEAN, DARLING HARLEY, IS OFF LIVING HER LIFE WHILE I AM LEFT HERE TO WASTE AWAY TRYING TO RID OF BATMAN WHEN SHE SHOULD BE HERE? WHEN THINGS SHOULD BE THE WAY THEY WERE? GOD, AND I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BRAIN IN THAT POLLEN FILLED HEAD OF YOURS. WHY DO YOU THINK I HIRED YOU? I WANT HARLEY BACK HERE AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL SHE IS HERE WADING ON ME HAND AND FOOT!
"She won't come back."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE WON'T COME BACK??"
"I saw her, she has made herself believe that she is sane, she won't come back"
The Joker took a deep breath and relaxed.
"Then we will MAKE her come back."
"How do you plan on doing that?"
"With you, some other 'friends' of ours, and some planning."
"You are still gonna need me? This'll cost extra."
"Don't worry my dear Ivy, you will get your money, and I will get my Harley back. In due time Miss Ivy, in due time."
