Resident Evil: Things that didn't happen but should've
Leon's training before RE.2
"Okay trainees your training begins today you young men have chosen to join the R.P.D" said the chief
"Oh boy shooting bad guys and arresting people, and police brutality!" Leon exclaimed happily.
"No… more like shooting guns and eating donuts" Said the Chief
"Awwww man" Said Leon
"Your first training exercise is to eat a donut" said the chief
"That'll be easy" Said Leon picking up a gun and sticking it in his mouth
"Uh Leon that's not a donut that's a gun!" Shouted the chief
"No it isn't! I know the difference between a gun and a donut" Said Leon
"Troops, in case of a zombie attack (like that'll ever happen) use this shining example of stupid as bait to escape alive" Said the Chief
Bang bang!!
"Whoa that was close they must've put bullets in this gun" said Leon
"Leon here take this out fit and go into a museum and play cop." Said the chief
"Okay! See you in five years losers!" Leon yelled before taking a pistol and running outside like a moron
"Okay not that he's gonna to get the real training…ahhhhh zombies!" Screamed the chief
