A/N: I got so many awesome reviews asking for another chapter that I just couldn't say no. Thanks for reviewing, guys!
Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer. I do not own Twilight so I don't own Alice or Bella or Edward or Emmett or Rosalie or Jasper. *Sobs* Did you want to make me cry?
"Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! You can't make me buy this or even put this on, Alice!!!!!" I screamed hoping that she would take pity.
"Either you put this on or I will come in there and put it on you!" she threatened.
Alice wants me to put on this dark blue lingerie because she said that I'll look good in it. I don't even know HOW to put it on! Really!
The door opened eerily, but I didn't see anyone come in. I turned around slowly. Alice was sitting in a chair. She was smiling, showing all of her teeth. It was very creepy. She looked like a vampire. Glaring at her, I picked up the blue monstrosity and told her:
"I will put this on if you leave."
She smiled as if this was all she asked of life and I glared some more. I visualized cutting all of her credit cards and burning all of her clothes. Then I thought of actually doing all of this. Her smile changed into a look of horror as she saw me in a vision. She ran out of the dressing room, using her vampire speed and I grinned.
She yelled through the door, "This isn't the last of me, mark my words, Isabella Marie Swan!"
Thankfully, Edward came, but unfortunately, he brought Emmett. Emmett was grinning as he realized that we were in Victoria's Secret. He took out his cell and called Rosalie, probably asking her to come and buy something.
I quickly put the thing on. Not looking in the mirror, I opened the door to let Alice in. She ran inside so quickly, I only felt a gust of wind. I turned around. She looked so happy that I was scared. She took her phone out and instead of calling Jasper to join the party, she took a picture of me. That was it. I tackled her, smashing her phone on the floor. She looked as if a killed a puppy. Her puppy. She started to dry sob.
"My baby! What has the mean, cruel Bella done to you?!"
Her head was on the floor now and she couldn't stop sobbing. Edward, hearing the noise, had come in. He looked at Alice first, snorted and looked at me. Edward stared at me for a couple seconds, then I was in his lap. I looked around, quite startled. He was looking into my eyes, unintentionally dazzling me. I stared back at his, not blinking until my eyes watered. He just stared.
Emmett came in and saw me in Edward's lap and how we were just staring at each other. He laughed.
"Really, Eddie-kins! I would've thought that you'd be doing something else with Bella in lingerie. I know that if Rosalie was dressed like that, she-"
Rosalie had arrived. Seeing Emmett, she slapped the back of his head.
"Shut up!" she hissed. "Do you want to be alone at night for the next week?!"
Emmett looked as if someone had killed his puppy. Rosalie looked at Edward next.
"Get a grip, Edward, really."
Edward looked up for the first time.
"Oh… right…"
Alice was still sobbing at my feet.
Rosalie glared at her next, "For the sake of God! Alice, SHUT UP! We can buy you another phone if you want one!"
Alice stopped sobbing, "Really?"
Rosalie just glared. She then told me to change. Alice jumped over and said that we were so buying this. I shrugged.
Jasper came in. Rosalie told him rudely, "Good. You're here. You can carry the bags."
With that, Rosalie walked away looking like a supermodel with Emmett following her. We all hurried to do what she told us. And with that, we left.
Edward whispered to me as we left, "This is why you Never Agree To Shop With Alice. Rosalie comes and kicks us all for being so stupid."
