A Bleached Christmas

Chapter 2: 13 Days of Lieutenants

On the first day of Christmas Sasakibe gave to me

An exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the second day of Christmas Omaeda gave to me

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the third day of Christmas Kira gave to me

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the fourth day of Christmas Isane gave to me

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the fifth day of Christmas Momo gave to me

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the sixth day of Christmas Renji gave to me

6 large tattoos

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the seventh day of Christmas Iba gave to me

7 manly poses

6 large tattoos

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the eight day of Christmas Nanao gave to me

8 painful whacks

7 manly poses

6 large tattoos

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the ninth day of Christmas Hisagi have to me

9 69's

8 painful whacks

7 manly poses

6 large tattoos

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the tenth day of Christmas Rangiku gave to me

10 drunken giggles

9 69's

8 painful whacks

7 manly poses

6 large tattoos

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the eleventh day of Christmas Yachiru gave to me

11 begs for candy

10 drunken giggles

9 69's

8 painful whacks

7 manly poses

6 large tattoos

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the twelfth day of Christmas Nemu gave to me

12 blank stares

11 begs for candy

10 drunken giggles

9 69's

8 painful whacks

7 manly poses

6 large tattoos

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

On the thirteenth day of Christmas Kaien gave to me

13 tidal waves

12 blank stares

11 begs for candy

10 drunken giggles

9 69's

8 painful whacks

7 manly poses

6 large tattoos

5 AIZEN-SAMA'S!

4 fishcake nightmares

3 depressed sighs

2 bags of chips

And an exploding kettle of green tea just for me!

Author's Note: XD Next Chapter: 10 days of Espada. Hope you enjoyed and please review!

Note: We've noticed (through comments/reviews) that the phrase "69" is somehow perverted. We do not now how nor do we want to so just to let you know we referred to "69" as the tattoo on hisagi's cheek.