Monster in the house, robot on the loose,

Runaway train hey Spud grab the caboose!

Rugrats Rugrats the things you get into,

Rugrats Rugrats trouble looks for you,

A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.

Bottles flying through the air, bodies on the ground,

Princess intercepts and the gangs all around.

Rugrats Rugrats who's invading who?

Rugrats Rugrats the things you get into,

You'd better watch out that the sandman doesn't get you.

Grownups are off in a world of their own,

They don't know what's going on when the kids are alone.

Jake is in the lead, Spud is not sure,

Princess screams at the view from the floor.

Diapers in the darkness creeping through the night,

Dad's gone wild hey! Who turned out the lights!

Rugrats Rugrats the things you get into,

Rugrats Rugrats trouble looks for you.

A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do,

Well a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.

Yeah! [spoken]

Ha ha [spoken]

Author's Note: Ok, I wrote up the parody for Rugrats Rock, now, I challenge my beloved Rugrats fans to come up with a parody of the other video, Rugrats Rap, having other cartoon characters play the Rugrats. If you need a refresher, the audio can be found on The Best of Nicktoons, it's track 4 on the CD, and the video is a bonus on the Chuckie the Brave Rugrats video, in between the episodes, Chuckie vs. The Potty and the last episode on the tape, Chuckie's Wonderful Life. Video clips in Rugrats Rap, just as in Rugrats Rock, were clips taiken from seasons 1 through 3 of Rugrats. No music videos were done like this to showcase scenes from seasons 4 through 9, why? I don't know, they just weren't. Well if anything, good luck, I'll read it when it's up.