A/N: younger readers who didn't read my T rating may wanna turn away now.

Disclaimer: I don't own ATLA.


Dear Diary,

Today is my first proper session with my therapist or should I say accomplice, Master Toph Beifong. She really is something though, diary. Apparently, she ran away from home at twelve to help Captain Baldy and the Peasant Squad. Also, she mastered earthbending from badger moles. If that's not amazing, I don't know what is. Oh wait, I do. Mastering firebending form two non-bending humans. As a child prodigy, diary, I was able to do that.

Anyway, it's time to put our brilliant plan in motion.

Sincerely

Her Royal Highness

Princess Azula


I was meeting Toph in another tea room. She wanted one without a carpet and with solid earth underneath, so we're meeting at some bar in the city. I hopped onto the palanquin, anxious to meet her. Huh, anxiety, funny feeling. I don't think I'll get used to it.

The palanquin wasn't moving fast enough for my liking, so I stuck my head out of the little curtained window and yelled at the buffoons carrying it. "I know your pathetic life may be centred around carrying me around on my palanquin, so you probably won't understand the importance of me getting there on time. But as my palanquin carriers, I expect you to get me there on time. Your pathetic efforts are greatly appreciated." Almost instantaneously, they moved at least twice as fast. I could practically hear them huffing and panting. Stupid Zuzu probably hired a bunch of unfit snail sloths to work the palanquins. And besides, they should prepare for twice the weight or even more. After I'm through with this plan, Zuzu and the peasant will be happily betrothed. And I hope the idiot grows enough balls to knock her up with an heir. If he doesn't I'll kill him. Plenty of reasons to produce heirs. Besides, I want to be an aunt.

I entered the bar. I must say though, Toph really knows how to pick out the seediest bar in Caldera. The men here looked like they could take me in a fight. And I don't say that often. I saw her drinking something at a corner table with her feet propped up onto a table. Oh, the perfect picture of nobility.

"Hey, Crazy, over here!" Toph yelled from across the room. She yelled it pretty loudly to, but the dunderheads in the bar didn't even look up. This probably is why she picked the place. We didn't need any nobles trying to set up their bimbotic daughters with the single Fire Lord. Knowing Zuzu, he is gullible and spineless enough to accidentally get married to one of these gold diggers' daughters.

"As you can see, Crazy Queen, the reason I picked this place is because we can't afford any eavesdroppers, or word will spread around Caldera. So take out your pen and paper and write down everything I say." She ordered. I've never been ordered around by anyone before, except Dad, but I am slightly afraid of Toph.

I got out my stationery and waited for her to begin speaking.

"First of all, we need a name. How about Operation: ZuzuTara?" I nodded and wrote it down.

OPERATION: ZUZUTARA

BY: PRINCESS AZULA AND TOPH

"The problem with this couple is not Sparky. It's Sugar Queen. That girl is too stubborn for her own good. She'll end up saying how the Fire Nation will never accept a foreign queen, blah blah blah. The works. We'll also need her to accept her feelings for the idiot. And she better not say she doesn't feel anything for him. Back before the war ended, you could practically cut the sexual tension with a knife. And this started even before they made up. You could only imagine how annoyed I felt, especially cos the other boobs were too thick to even see that there was something there. So now that they have both, or Sparky at least, has come to terms with his feelings, they had better get together, but all those two idiots need is a push in the right decision." She said, raising her bottle to her lips.

"But in my brother's cave we're gonna need a tidal wave to get him to man up enough to confess," to this, she raised her bottle towards me and said," right on, Sociopath, right on. Hey man, can we get another round over here!" she yelled at the bald bartender. He came right over with two bottles containing some strange liquid. He threw them onto the table and the amber liquid sloshed about. Toph handed him some money and he left.

"Hey, aren't you underage?" I asked. I wasn't afraid of breaking rules, besides I was only one year away from the legal alcohol consumption age. "Yup. But Fire Lord Sparky ain't gonna do a thing about it. Cos if he does, I'll be here to kick his ass back to Ba Sing Se!" She smirked. I smiled. I really admired this girl.

OPERATION: ZUZUTARA

BY: PRINCESS AZULA AND TOPH

PROBLEMS: THEY ARE BOTH STUBBORN ASSES WHO WILL NOT FREAKING ADMIT THEIR FEELING TO EACH OTHER.

SIDE NOTE: KATARA IS PRISSY AND MY BROTHER IS A PUSSY.

MEETING/'THERAPIST SESSION' NO. 1


I headed back to the palace after the meeting. I was feeling slightly tipsy after having just a bottle of alcohol that Toph said was called, "Fire Syrup. This stuff is pretty strong, so for first timers, like you, I recommend taking only one bottle, otherwise you will wake up tomorrow with a nasty ass hangover." She said, slightly slurring. My room was past the turtleduck pond. As I passed the area, I overheard the two speaking to each other.

"-really worried for her, Katara." It was Zuzu.

"Don't worry, Zuko. She'll be fine. Toph is taking care of her. Besides, you and I both know she's not really crazy." Katara said, before giving his shoulder a slight squeeze. He smiled at her in response. While I understand why Zuzu liked the water pea-Katara, why she liked him is one of the biggest mysteries in life. That pathetic smile he gave her made him look weak and kickable, and as Fire Lord, you should never show any signs of weakness, whether to your servants or to a friend.

"It's just that I want her to be happy, Katara. She never had a great childhood, and I want to make sure the rest of her life is happy and enjoyable." He sounded stressed. But wait, hold the phone, was he talking about me?

"Azula will be fine, Zuko. She has a really great older brother." He was worried about me. I could not believe it. Zuzu cares about me. He really does. Now, I'm more determined than ever to get them together. If her wants to make me happy, then I can make him happy too.


Dear Diary,

So Zuzu does care about me. After all those years of my teasing and bullying, he still wants me to be happy and enjoy life. I will make sure he is happy with Katara. I promise you that. And I never, ever break promises.

Love,

Azula


OK OK

AZULA AND ZUKO SIBLING RELATIONSHIP PATCH UP.

YAY.

NEXT CHAPTER, PHASE ONE OF OPERATION: ZUZUTARA GETS SET IN MOTION.

ALSO, THE HUNT FOR AZULA'S LOVE INTEREST IS STILL ON.

I HAVE ONE VOTE FOR JET, ONE FOR SOKKA AND ONE FOR CHAN. NO HARU? NO OCs?

READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!

BYE