Yeee! Two chapters in one night! I guess it helps that I'm watching 'Miranda Madness' on Nickelodeon. 'iQuit iCarly' is on right now, so watch for some related things, like, oh, I don't know, hedgeclippers? LMFAO. "Hedge clippers are never the answer!" "Well…" "NEVER!". Anyways, enjoy! Oh yeah, review, please.
Disclaimer; iDon't own iCarly.
Chapter Two ; iHate Sam
Carly grabbed her books. And shut her locker in a rush. Class was starting in five minutes.
"Sup Carls"
"Ahh!" Carly shrieked, and jumped, surprised by Sam's sudden appearance. Sam was chewing on a hunk of beef jerky, and she ripped another piece off with her teeth.
"Jeez, I know it's early, but is that any way to greet your best friend?" she asked sarcastically. Carly rolled her eyes.
"Hi Sam, you just startled me" she said. Sam shrugged, and shoved the rest of the jerky in her mouth.
"That's what my Gramma said when I jumped on her back last year" she said with her mouth full.
"You jumped on her back?" Carly asked incredulously.
"I warned her not to touch my Fat Cakes, but she threw them out, saying that they're 'unhealthy' and all that load of Gramma crap" Sam said. Carly rolled her eyes, again.
"Well, I have to get to class" she said, turning to walk away.
"Kay, and I told Fredward you like him by the way" Sam said. Carly stopped dead in her tracks, and turned on her heel.
"What!" she said, shocked.
"I thought I should warn you before you saw him in English" Sam shrugged.
"Not 'What!', as in what do you mean?, 'What!', as in I can't believe you did that! I payed you fifty bucks!" Carly shrieked.
"I said it would make it easier, not that I would most definitely not tell him" Sam said defensively.
"Sam, you're supposed to be my best friend, and I told you not to tell him!" Carly said.
"Oh come on Carls, you knew it would come out eventually" Sam said. Carly ran back to stand near Sam.
"You can't be serious, you- ahhh! What the hell?" Carly shrieked as Sam extracted a large pair of hedge clippers from her locker, "What did I tell you about hedge clippers?"
"Yeah, yeah, they're never the answer" Sam said, "Relax, I'm just holding them for someone"
"Fine, but I still can't believe you told Freddie, and I also can't believe he hasn't called me, or texted me, or walled me on Splashface, or anything. When did you tell him?" Carly asked suspiciously. Sam had a huge, goofy grin on her face.
"Never" she admitted. Carly 'Denozoed' her. "Ow, why'd you hit me upside the head for?"
"Because you made me freak out!" Carly said. Then, the class bell rang loudly through the halls of Ridgeway high. "I hate you" Carly said. Sam smiled, and grabbed Carly by the arm to drag her off to class.
So, this chapter was all Carly and Sam, and also really short. Don't worry, this story is totally Creddie, I just thought that I should work in some of Sam and Carly's awesome friendship. I know the hedgeclipper thing was sort of awkward, but I was hopped up on babyback ribs, sprite, and lobster when I gave myself the random prompt at the beginning, and I decided to go with it. Also, did anyone notice the NCIS reference in there? I'm not gonna tell you where it was, but if you watch the show you'll probably know what it is. AHH! I ramble! Please review!
