Alice's P.O.V: I'm Alice Jones daughter to Laughing Jack things became crazy after my mother died then my brother died and my step father went to the asylum. I'm not the only one with the same problem Irene's mother and brother died then her step dad went to the asylum as well. I didn't really pay much attention to her life either the year is two thousand seventeen. So yes I'm now seventeen and Irene is Eighteen a couple days before her nineteenth birthday. I moved in to the Splendor household a month before Irene's wedding which was June she got married in July and now it is August. It was my night to cook tonight in the Splendor household I was so excited I went to the pantry to see a bunch of sweets. I then put it in a frying pan with some steaks as well as I put candy in the vegetables. I enjoy my process of cooking for as it only happens once a week not to mention Ben decided to move in a week ago.
"Honey I'm home!" Ben hollers.
"Pfft as if Ben." I said giggling.
"What was that honey?" He appears next to me.
"I said 'as if'." I repeated puffing out my cheeks.
"Aww how cute you're puffing out your cheeks." He said winking.
"Staph Ben I'm cooking wouldn't want to set Splendor's house on fire." I said dourly.
"Oh okay I'll be out in the living room then." He says nonchalantly disappearing as I hear the roaring sound of the television and video games.
Sometimes I wonder if he is actually joking and I always take it as him joking around because he can never be serious. I mean he is a goofball sometimes while other days he can be really obnoxious. I check the steaks and vegetables with the candy in it, it looks to be done I check if they're done and they are. I turn off the stove then set the table for every happypasta and the only three creepypastas since my dark side hasn't collided.
Irene's P.O.V: I was spying on the hunters and learned a couple of their names. It was a group of four they look to be weak their names are John, Harvey, Valeri, and Trish. I decided to go back to the Splendor mansion I became nauseated as I have been for the last past week and a half day if I remember correctly Alice is cooking dinner. I then teleport to the house in my bedroom when I first moved in with Liu we redecorated our room and my dad for some odd reason gave us an extra set of rooms.
"Dinner everyone come and get it!" Alice exclaimed as they all came downstairs.
I then head downstairs as well as Liu comes in from outdoors blood splattered all over his face and clothes as he seems grumpy he stomps up the steps probably to our room. I then take a seat at the end of the table since the owners get the front seat and the back seat. My dad then appears in his seat to eat his dinner even though I know he doesn't have a face he some how gets it into his stomach. We then put food on our plate as I smell candy, steak, and broccoli my mouth then slightly waters as I push it away as I want it badly so I stack up a huge proportion to feed about three people on my plate. Everyone else stacks up food on their plates and Liu soon joins in at the table a couple minutes late.
"So how is it?" Alice says cheery.
"It's good." I say before stuffing a mouth full in my mouth and chew it as it is sweet and savory.
"I Love the candy in it, it's delicious." Ben says monotone like.
"Irene slow down you are going to choke." Liu says.
"B-but I'm hungry so hungry." I stuttered shoving more in my mouth.
Liu then has a concerned look on his face for like the one thousandth time in his life since he began showing some emotions. He then puts the back of his palm on my forehead and his brow raises slightly.
"Irene your forehead is awfully hot honey." He says.
"Really? I didn't notice." I question then say.
'Irene he's not joking you should go to the doctors and get a check up.' My dad thinks to me.
'Okay dad anything to make you happy.' I think back to him.
"You should go to the doctors to get a check up honey." Liu says to me.
"You are right I should Liu I'll go by myself." I say getting up.
"Are you going right now?" Liu questions.
"Yes I am going right now I'll be back in a few I promise." I said reassuringly.
I teleport into the woods right outside of a hospital to go see a doctor I head up to the lady behind the desk as she is typing away on the computer.
"Hey can you tell me if doctor Lilith is in?" I questioned the lady behind the desk.
"Hold on let me check." She says as she does "Yes she is in would you like to see her?" She asks.
"Yes please today if you can." I say.
"Alright I'll give her a call." She says bringing up the phone dialing Lilith's office. As I hear her talk to my doctor on the phone. "She is on her way right now may I have your name?" She questions.
"Irene Fujimoto." I reply.
"We haven't seen you since you have had your cast removed nice to see you again." She said I already knew her, her name is she is five foot four about one hundred and ten pounds she has blonde hair and brown eyes.
"Hey Irene nice to see you how's your arm?" Doctor Lilith questions curious.
"It's better than it has ever been, but that isn't what I came to see you about." I said nonchalantly.
"Oh okay we can talk about it in my office." Doctor Lilith offers.
"Sure we can talk about it in your office." I said nervously.
"Come, come follow me." Doctor Lilith says as I follow her to her office she opens the door as we both step in she shuts the door. "What is it you that you need?" She questions me.
"I need a check up I've been nauseated for a week and half a day. Not to mention I've been vomiting for the last past four days except for today." I said a sweat forming on my forehead as I wipe it away.
"Okay we'll get a room follow me." She says opening the door as we step out her office.
We then find a room as she tells me to lay down on the bed with the paper on it so that she can get things ready.
"Okay Irene sit up I'm going to take your temperature." She says as I do so she then takes my temperature. "Your temperature is a couple above average." She says. "Now I'm going to check your heart beat breath in and out slowly." She says as I follow directions. "I'm going to check your blood pressure now." She says as she wraps the thing around the elbow part of my arm. "Your blood pressure is normal." She says sighing. "Irene do you think you are pregnant?" She questions.
"I-i'm honestly not sure." I say confused.
"Have you been having other symptoms to show for it?" She questions.
"No not really not that of which I can recall." I say thinking about it.
"Well all I can do is try to give you an Ultrasound scan." She says as that makes me more nervous.
She then pulls out the equipment to do so as I lift up my shirt slightly as she rubs the gel on that part of my stomach as she grabs and turns on the wand moving it across my stomach with the gel as it feels weird.
"Nothing right now Irene come back in four more days that'll make it two weeks since it's only half a day for today." Lilith says rubbing off the gel lightly on my stomach.
"Alright then thanks for everything." I reply pulling down my shirt signing out at the front and going into the woods.
I then rub my stomach lightly my red hair down to my waist still I'm going to probably be a mom and Liu a dad. What happens if he freaks out this isn't good I hear a rustling in the bushes.
"Who's there?" I question.
"Go To Sleep." It's Jeff he runs at me as I kick him in the stomach sending him on the ground as I put my foot on his chest as he squirms.
"Why isn't it Jeff The Killer." I chuckle.
"I-irene?" He stutters out.
"Yes it's me right in the flesh." I replied smiling.
"Can you move your foot off my chest so I can get up?" He questions.
"Sure I can here you go." I say moving my foot as he rolls from under it getting up as I set my foot down.
"How is everything at Splendor mansion?" He questions curious.
"It's going great as usual you know how it is." I say smiling.
"Anyways why were you at the hospital?" He questions gesturing to the building.
"My doctor says I'm possibly going to be a mom." I replied.
"Y-you're pregnant?!" He exclaims excitedly.
"Yes possibly I've got to go back in four days." I replied trying not to get so excited.
"So who's the daddy of this baby?" He questions curious.
"Your brother is the dad Jeff." I replied in a monotone voice.
"Oh so that means I'm going to be an ... uncle.." He says sighing.
"It's not that bad plus you are my brother in law. You are like the only brother I have left Jeff remember I lost mine." I said nonchalantly.
"I remember now I'm glad to hear the good news take care now bye." Jeff says running off towards the neighborhood surrounding the hospital.
I then teleport back to the mansion in my bedroom and change out into baggy pajamas. I then lay down on my back on my bed looking up at the ceiling as I sigh and lightly rub my stomach. I then begin to doze off into a slumber as the bedding offers me my warmth.
Irene's P.O.V: I look over to my alarm clock it says six o'clock in the morning I start feeling nauseated so I run to the toilet pulling up the mass of my hair and vomit. I then continue to do so for another four minutes when Liu comes in to hold all of my hair so I let my hair go for him to hold my hair.
"Are you okay honey?" Liu questions curious.
"I'm pregnant Liu I'm sure of it now." I sighed before vomiting up more of last night's dinner.
"Did you go to the hospital to get a check up with your doctor?" He questions me again.
"Yes I did yesterday when you told me to I think I can get up now though." I say confidently as he lets go of my hair and I stand up.
"Well I'm going to be a dad and you are going to be a mom well this is going to be difficult." He says scratching his hair slightly pushing it from his eyes.
"I'm going to brush my teeth and hair can you get me my clothes?" I questioned him.
"Sure honey I'm on it right now." He says darting out of the bedroom as I hear the dressers.
I then brush my teeth then use mouth wash afterwards then I pick up my hair brush and begin to brush my waist length hair. I seriously need another hair cut I may go get that done later on in the day. Liu then comes in handing me my clothing as I strip down in front of him since we are married and I get dressed.
"You should tell your dad that he is going to be a grandfather." Liu says dourly.
"Yes I should he would be happy about it!" I chirped excitedly.
"Seems like a great idea lets go tell him." He says with a grin.
We then head to my dad's office it has a polka dotted door with his proxy symbol on it. Maybe one day I'll have my own proxy symbol for what the group will be about I don't know Splendor's a.k.a my dad's is to spread happiness, Uncle Slender's is for murderers, Uncle Trender's is for fashion, Uncle Offender's is for extreme offenders, and I haven't seen Uncle Ender so I wouldn't know his. I then knock on his office door as his telepathic voice can be heard.
'Name or names please?' He questions.
'Dad it's me Irene and Liu can we come in?' I question.
'Come in, Come in my dearest child!' He exclaims excitedly.
'Okay thanks dad.' I say twisting the doorknob Liu and I then enter shutting the door.
'What is it you two had to tell me?' He questions thinking to both of us.
"We are pregnant dad you're having your first grand-baby!" I squealed out of excitement.
Dad then bolts from his spinning chair teleporting in front of me to pull me into a soft hug then he sets me down then begins to dance.
'I've been waiting for grandchildren glorious! That's what the extra rooms I gave you were for!' He is more excited as flowers come out of nowhere and the scent of tea.
"We are glad you are glad dad in-law." Liu says smiling brightly.
'We should get the family together for a family reunion! Oh they'd be so happy! I'm going to have the happypastas deliver invites!' He says while dancing.
Just then the door has a knock as usual my dad asks for a name and the happypasta came in as a bunch of the invites were being printed off the computer from the boy. I watch as my dad hands him a bag probably telling him to send every invite to every pasta of any sort that is relative.
'Now Irene and Liu go have some fun go look around and explore! Be careful though the hunters are still around!' My father exclaims before disappearing.
"Well that was easier than I thought." Liu softly mumbled.
"I'm glad that my dad is happy about his first grandchild." I said smiling as I rubbed my cheek.
"We cannot have real doctors deliver the baby though with the tentacles." Liu says dourly.
"Well we've got to have someone that'll help us deliver the baby." I said confidently.
I then teleport us outside as I hear footsteps about a few thousand yards away though Liu looks concerned.
"I hear something or someone!" A girl screamed running this way.
"Irene run!" Liu yells as we depart from each other.
We both then ran opposite ways as fast as we could I hope he'll be okay I then let my tentacles come out as I begin teleporting quickly. I then go to Liu's and my hideout Liu is there I smile at first I thought they were going to get him.
"Thank god you are okay." I squeaked out hugging him.
"I'm glad you and our undeveloped baby are okay." He says.
"What are we going to do about them?" I question curious.
"Well I know one thing we can do." He smirks mischievously.
"Liu don't think about it right about now." I said.
"BUT OUR BABY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM WE'VE BEEN RUNNING SINCE A COUPLE WEEKS BEFORE OUR WEDDING!" He yells.
*Flash Back*
It was three weeks before Liu's and my wedding uncle Trender was measuring my body for the dress for my wedding. He made a beautiful green dress with vibrant baby blue roses mostly from my knees down the only rose above it was the one between my upper rib cage and my chest. I told him I'd be back later that I was going for a walk when I began to get chased by the hunters. A couple weeks later it was our wedding which of course was crashed by hunters and we all fled in mass panic. Days later we regrouped at Uncle Slender's house for the wedding we had to get the cake redone since one of the hunters flipped the table holding the cake. *Flash Back Ends*
"You are right do you want to fight then?" I question him.
"Yes I do I want our baby to be able to step outside at least twelve feet away from us without getting caught." He said confidently.
"I also want to protect the rest of the pastas and the whole family." I said.
"Then lets do this thing then!" He exclaims before pulling out a crowbar and turning into Sully.
"Good luck Liu says he'll meet you back at Splendor's place." Sully says before running off.
I then get up making myself really angry thinking about the horrible things the hunters intend to do to every pasta they get a hold of. My eyes then go a deep green as I begin to teleport place to place looking for a hunter. I see a group of five hunters as my tentaclesget huge as I let rage take control of my body.
*Five Hours Later*
I'm now caked in blood I then teleport back to my dad's place to see Liu sitting on the front porch steps at the top step he looks down at the other steps I then put one of my feet on the steps and it makes a creaking sound. He then snaps his gaze up towards me as he smiles and pulls me into a bloody caked hug.
"Gosh you are late I thought they had gotten to you." Liu said his voice hoarse.
"I'm sure I'll be fine, but what about you?" I asked curious.
"Happier than I have ever been other than our wedding day." He says bashfully.
"Okay then lets go take a shower we are such a bloody mess." I replied smiling.
"Alright then lets head inside." Liu says kicking off his blood caked shoes as I did as well.
We then head to take a shower I made dinner a bit late was anyone angry? No they weren't they seemed to be a little less tense in the face. Mainly because we were worried of going outside and getting captured by the hunters.
Fauna's P.O.V: My name is Fauna Brooke Winters I'm nineteen years old currently one of the youngest pasta hunters. The rest are twenty years old to thirty years old we are a minor group of one hundred. Until I found the dead bodies of my comrades there was about six of them. One was Timothy P. Carter he was twenty years old had blue eyes and red hair now he is a mutilated mess. The other is my twenty one year old friend Judie Alison Burrow she had black hair and brown eyes with tan skin I was going to break down. The other was Timothy's twenty year old twin Tommy A. Carter they looked exactly alike his body was mutilated as well. The other one was twenty five years old his name was Phillip B. Hills he was also mutilated. The other two were cousins Linden S. Twist and Alice R. Twist we've lost many lately so now that leaves us with ninety four people. I grabbed my walkie talkie and pressed the talk button.
"Fauna Brooke Winter's calling in to main boss." I said into the walkie talkie.
"Main Boss what is it Fauna?" He said.
"Six of our members are dead Timothy, Tommy, Judie, Phillip, Liden, and Alice they are massively mutilated." I said into the walkie talkie.
"Leave the bodies we will have people retrieve them for proper burial." He says into his walkie talkie. "Also please return to headquarters Fauna." He said into his walkie talkie.
"On my way now." I replied into my walkie talkie.
Walking back to headquarters isn't easy either from where I was it was a ten mile jog and it only took me five minutes since I had proper training. I then went to our underground headquarters then went to my bunker I laid in my bunker sighing. I have golden blonde hair with green eyes I'm about five foot eight I wear lots of camoflauge clothing and black boots. People would wonder why I joined the hunters well here is why.
Flash Back."Mommy, but I don't want to go to bed." I said.
"Eloise and you have to go to bed for school tomorrow sweet heart." Mom said.
"Fine, but tell a bedtime story." I said with puppy eyes.
"Okay then well jump into bed you two." Mom said.
"Yes mommy." Eloise and I said in unison we were twins we got in our beds.
"Once upon a time far, far away a sweet little gingerbread woman lived with her two children Elobread and Faubread. They loved to play games.." Mom said before I dozed off.
I woke when the room began to get really cold I saw the window open I hope Eloise didn't open the window I was going to get up when I saw a man hunched over her. She didn't move what so ever blood dripped down her body I hid under the covers. I saw the outlining of the man bring something to his mouth and eat it halfly then he left. I made sure he was gone, gone.
"MOMMY, MOMMY!" I wailed as she barreled into the room turning on the lights to see Eloise all bloodied.
"Mommy is Eloise okay?!" I screamed crying.
"I'm calling the police sweetie calm down." She said pulling out her cellphone.
Flash Back Ends. I swear to god if I find that fucker I'm going to make him PAY for what he did to my twin sister Eloise. Even if it kills me I'll make sure he gets the death he deserves even if I have to go to hell and back I want him DEAD. Then the intercom went off over head.
"Fauna Brooke Winters to the bosses office." It said through the intercom I went to the office.
"Come in Fauna." The boss said nonchalantly.
"Yes boss." I said entering and closing the door.
"I think I know who murdered Eloise." He said.
"Spill those beans!" I exclaimed.
"His name appears to be Eyeless Jack not much is known about him, but he does have a girlfriend apparently and her name is Lilly Bascord." He says.
"I don't know neither of them, but he shall pay!" I scowled.
"Calm down this will be a side mission." He says.
"Oh alright thanks for the information though boss." I said.
"No problem what so ever goodnight champ." He says.
I then get up, leave his office, then shut the door, and head back to my sleeping bunker for tomorrow's events. I don't eat so there is no point in asking that I only eat breakfast and lunch there is no such thing as dinner to me.
Irene's P.O.V: Its been two months I can now feel feet a lot of freaking feet six to be exact I'm having triplets I rubbed a lot of cocoa butter on the stretch marks I don't need them after pregnancy. My boobs are freaking huge they are honestly hurting my back now my bra size is now bigger than a triple D because of it. I look down at my gigantic belly I had to buy maternity clothes four times bigger than normal because I know it is just going to get worse. I hear a door the front door to be exact open then shut I then hear footsteps and that's when all six feet begin kicking my stomach it's Liu.
"I'm home honey how's everything?" He questions.
"My back hurts everything is just getting worse." I grumbled. "Anyways how was it outside?" I questioned rubbing my back.
"Well since you cannot observe the hunter's I have. Most have rage on their faces and most other's are stolid." He replies.
"Alright and by the way the babies are awake." I said sighing.
"That's good to hear." He says coming up to me as their feet still kick my stomach.
"They are happy to hear your voice and can hear your footsteps." I said.
"Well who's the good babies you are." He coos at my stomach as they kick harder.
"I swear if they keep kicking as hard as they are then they are going to be coming earlier than expected." I said informing him.
"Hey down there in the tummy be easy with mommy's belly." He coos again and the kicking comes lighter. "That's very good babies." He coos.
"That feels much better." I said nonchalantly.
"I'm excited for when they come out." He says happily.
"Ugh don't remind me this is going to be painful." I said groaning as he puts his hand lightly on my stomach to feel the triplets kick my stomach lightly.
"Well I'm not the only one my dad in-law, Slender, Trender, Ender, Offender, Tender, and your other relatives are happy." He says.
"And how are they keeping in contact?" I questioned.
"Well lets just say Slender has been finding new and faster ways of communication." He says.
"That's good to hear that the family is almost back together." I said clapping.
Liu then pulls me in for a light hug he has been learning how to control Sully the evil version of himself. I'm happy for him and me because I don't have to worry when I'm pregnant soon enough I'll be able to kill people or something when I'm done having my triplets.
"I'm hungry my wonderful husband and I can hardly get up with them." I said gesturing to my stomach.
"Well what do you want to eat?" He questions.
"Have Alice make something with candy in it." I said.
"Alright I'll see if she is here at the moment." He says getting up and leaving.
I then hear multiple pots and pans clanging together. I then hear sizzling noises assuming that Alice is indeed here with us in the kitchen. I then go to the connected bathroom to use it since I have three other bladders that aren't mine. After I'm done doing things I walk out of the bathroom to see Liu with a plate full of sweets and meat.
"Today is your lucky day she was here." Liu replies smiling handing me my plate.
"Thanks dear I appreciate it a lot." I responded taking the plate out of his hands.
I then ate everything off of the plate with my fork I then look at the plate wishing it was there again. Liu takes the plate then takes it downstairs as my stomach grumbles it emits in the room as he walks in.
"Still hungry I'm assuming?" Liu questions I roll my eyes.
"You obviously know that answer." I responded.
"Feeding an army I see." Liu responds chuckling.
"Not my fault my body decided that it wanted three babies." I replied sticking my tongue out.
"Well I'll be back I'm getting you more food." Liu says leaving.
Alice then enters the room and a smile plasters all over my face.
"Loving my food lately Irene?" Alice questions.
"You know it isn't easy when you crave things." I responded.
"Well I'm glad I could help you out." Alice responds grinning.
"They definitely have a massive sweet tooth." I said.
"That in fact they do which is surprising because you love to eat breakfast foods." Alice responds nodding.
"I can always be ready for breakfast food, but they don't agree with me." I responded.
"Well it has been two months the doctors could probably identify the babies genders." Alice responds.
"I want it to be a surprise." I responded confidently.
"Well when they come out what do you want to name them?" Alice questioned.
"I honestly don't know yet at the current time and I have a couple more months to go." I said smiling.
"Which gives you plenty of time to name them." Alice responds nonchalantly.
"Want to help me look up baby names then?" I questioned.
"Sure anything to help a friend." Alice responds.
I then go to my bed and pull out the laptop. I then sit down on the bed and Alice comes over as we start typing up what to name a baby.
((OKAY I'M GOING TO HAVE MANY P. FOR THIS STORY TO SPICE IT UP A BIT AND MAKE IT SAUCEY :33 YES I'LL HAVE TO BREAK CHAPTERS INTO SMALL SECTIONS SO IT WON'T CONFUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE!))
Eyeless Jack's P.O.V: I was with my now wonderful fiancee Lilly we were out on a hunt together not much has changed about her since we first met. Not much has changed about me either I still refuse to remove my mask especially in front of Lilly.
"Jack?" Her voice chimed questioning me.
"Yes Lilly?" I questioned.
"When are you going to take off that mask?" She questioned more like whined and questioned.
"I've already told you time and time again no one can see my face!" I exclaimed.
I heard leaves rustling and it sounded like foot steps I put a finger up to my mouth and it seems like she heard it as well. All of a sudden we get ambushed by hunters I pull out my scalpel and she pulls out her sword and we begin hacking at many. Lots of them died and we were injured all of a sudden I hear a scream to look over to see Lilly being bear hugged from behind by somebody pulling her away.
"LET HER GO!" I yelled running after the person pulling Lilly away.
"JACK! JACK! GET THE OTH-" I hear Lilly's screams and they seem too far away.
"LILLY!" I yelled running to still find them.
I began crying black ooze dripping down my face I kept yelling Lilly's name to no response. Then I remembered her words 'GET THE OTH-" was what she said she meant to get the others. I began sprinting then went out into a full on out jog then began running.
"SLENDER! SLENDER!" I began yelling my lungs off.
'WHAT, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!' Slender yelled apparently ticked off rubbing his temples.
"T-the hunters they took Lilly!" I exclaimed if Slender had a face he would be exasperated.
'WHO DARES TO STEAL MY PROXY FROM ME!' He bellows yep he is exasperated. 'MEETING NOW EVERYONE! MY WOODS RIGHT NOW!' He said exasperatedly.
We then teleported to Slender's woods to find every proxy of Slender's and most of the pastas that lived in the mansion or what was left of it. Laughing Jack and Sakura got married afterwards they moved into Big Ben yep in that big ass clock in London, England. Masky, Hoodie, Smile Dog, and Jeff live in a freaking five star hotel in the parts that I refuse to visit which is our little Pasta city yes instead of town it is a freaking city now instead of it being the underworld it changed to Pasta Town then it became Pasta City. We all meet up and Slender turned into a human form and pulled out a cell phone.
'They will becoming in a few minutes.' Slender said more calm.
A couple minutes later we see Masky rushing in with Hoodie quickly behind him, Jeff side-by-side with Hoodie, and Smile Dog running as fast as he can. Then Alice appeared and so did Ben right next to her then not far in the distance we saw another two figures this one teleported fast and appeared in front of Slender. It was Liu and Irene of course Liu was clutching his head from a splitting headache caused by yours truly Irene. Of course her stomach is now flipping huge and the last time I checked she was only at two months in.
'You look unfit to be here Niece.' Slender said.
"Just because I'm pregnant with triplets doesn't mean I won't help rescue my long-term best friend." She said bluntly.
'Go home Irene it would be the best for you.' Slender said.
"I'm not leaving she is my long-term best friend!" She exclaimed.
'Liu take her home and come back alone preferably.' Slender said.
"Liu please don-" She gets cut off with Liu lifting her.
"LIU PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!" She exclaimed exasperated.
"Nope." Liu said taking her away she squirmed.
"Damn I'm going to be an uncle in seven months." I heard Jeff whisper.
"To three kids." I heard Masky.
'Now to the real subject here Eyeless Jack's lovely fiancee has been kidnapped by a hunter anyone got a brief idea how to break in and out?' Slender questioned.
"I-i-i h-h-ave a s-solution." Toby said.
'And that would be?' Slender questioned.
"D-d-ynamite." Toby said.
'Without hurting people?' Slender questioned.
"We got nothing Slender sorry." The rest say in unison.
"By the way who is watching Sally?" I questioned.
'That would be Tenderman.' Slender said.
Afterwards we decided to set up multiple blue prints so we needed to decide who was going to go in first well our plan was set up so well many people would've never thought of it. We thought that it would be a great idea to apply as a hunter, but it'd have to be the 'normal' ones. That would be the cue for Bassin, Joshua, and James none of them went insane so we met up with them at the mansion. Joshua was going to help Bassin look a lot better and James a lot better since Joshua became a cosmetologist he works at his own hair and nail salon, but he has done it all. So technically his job is to not make them look like they are missing people since they've all been reported missing for years and the searches never stopped.
A/N: VERY LEMONY JUICY SCENE NEXT CHAPTER.
Author's Note: Very Lemony scene in this so if you don't wants to see then pwease leave ;) .
Lilly's P.O.V: I thought it was going to be another day of another hunt without the hunter's of course. That was until Jack and I were ambushed in which I was kidnapped by a hunter. I was suspended in the air by chains and cuffs it was very unsettling to awake to this situation.
"What's your name?" I heard someone question over a intercom.
"That is none of your damned business." I stated.
"So you appear to be Eyeless Jack's girlfriend." The person bluntly stated.
"Fiancee bitch get it right." I stated feeling a pulse of static electricity. "Heh your fancy chains and cuffs won't do shit." I stated again feeling the electricity get stronger.
"You know you should honestly shut your mouth." The person stated.
"I think once I get out of here I'll MURDER YOUR ASS!" I exclaimed the last parts as a harsh wave of electricity hit me.
"You amuse me." She responded.
"You know I cannot feel pain right?" I questioned her.
"Oh so you cannot?" She questions turning it up higher.
"Yes, but I can only feel it when you are turning it up and the only other thing I can feel is pleasure." I stated cackling. "THE PLEASURES OF YOU SCREAMING!" I yelled hearing her yelp as she begins to scream.
"See I can transfer the pain I'm feeling into someone else's body bitch!" I hollered causing the electric shocks to shock more harshly as someone came in and took her out.
"That's enough for today project 1 video 1 complete subject will not respond." I heard a male voice.
"SUBJECT MY ASS!" I yelled while cackling.
"Goodnight Lilly see you tomorrow." The voice said monotone like.
"Kiss my ass." I stated as he left. "Subject my ass soon enough I'll be talking to myself because of these bastards." I continued.
I looked down to see that I'm in a prison jumpsuit Jesus fucking Christ! I then broke the chains and cuffs off rubbing my wrists I stared intently.
"Fucking assholes think I'm a lab rat I'll fucking show them!" I hollered.
I let my other form take over as things began to spark around.
Shock's P.O.V: Finally she let me out! Yes! YES! I looked into the mirror that only they could see through. I saw my electric blue eyes and white almost anime like hair. LET'S FUCK THIS PLACE UP! I thought as my hair raised sharp and pointed. Home sweet freedom! I began cackling then it became very demented laughter.
"You Idiots are going to REGRET this." I stated as my eyes went completely ice blue.
I busted the mirror open and I made everything catch on fire with wires. I climbed through the broken mirror as sirens went off I set just about everything electrical on fire as well as prison cells as they malfunctioned and let prisoners out. They scrambled for their lives as guards came with walkie-talkies I then made those catch on fire as they dropped down on the ground and rolled. While their failed attempts to capture me I escaped through a set of back doors while everyone else escaped through the front. I made it storm badly lightning hit trees causing some to crack and split.
"OH HONEY I'M COMING HOME TONITE! I'M GOING TO BRING YOU A LOVELY GIFT DEEP FRIED KIDNEYS!" I exclaimed electrocuting a human to death.
I then brought out my sword(Yep) I found it earlier while I was escaping that hell hole. I stabbed it through the dead person's body pulling out fried kidneys I smiled wickedly and flung open the door to Slender's mansion almost ripping them off their hinges.
"HONEY I'M HOME!" I hollered as the mansion echoed.
"S-shock?" I heard a voice snapping my head in the direction of Jack's voice.
"Look Jackie boooy I brought home some fried kidneys for you just the way you like them dearest." I stated.
"Thanks hun I appreciate it." He said taking the kidneys eating them whole. "Guess what you get a treat too." He states.
"Oh what's that treat Jacky booy." I said as he pulled me closer to him.
"This." He stated taking off his mask putting it in his hoodie pocket.
"Your face isn't that b-b-baa AH." I felt a cold hand touch my body.
I then felt him kiss down my cheek from my neck to my collar bone. As he carried me up to our room it had just about blue everywhere except for red bedding. He then locked the door as he began to lightly bite down on my neck with his sharp teeth. He then slammed me into the bed as its plush comfort refuses to budge. He then licks my neck as some blood trails down he continues to lick. He then grabs his scalpel from his hoodie winking he then drags it down the awful prison jumpsuit.
"You know you never looked good in orange so let me fix that." He states ripping the jumpsuit completely off my body as my face turns tomato red.
He then grinds against my laced panties as I let out a soft moan tugging at his pants. I then grab my sword and lightly trace it up the back of his pants as they split in two.
"I thought you liked those black pants." He stated.
"No I said the jeans looked better." I stated grinding against his boxers as he hardens.
"I shall win this!" He exclaims huffing as he yanks my bra off and laced panties.
"Dominance shall be mine." I stated sending shock waves up his body.
"Babyy you know that, that pleases me too much." He purred in my ear nipping it I flip him over.
"No, no this gift is from me to you." He stated flipping me over pulling his shirt off and boxers.
He is very big down there I smile mischievously slamming him inside me roughly as my walls hurt, but they adjust. He then bites my collar bone harshly drawing a medium sized amount of blood as he drinks it afterwards he thrusts into me as I beg for him to go harder. After thirty minutes I have a massive orgasm begging him to go harder with each thrust as it takes ten minutes later as he pops I groan exhausted. I then pull him close as I flip him on his back pulling him out of me putting his boxers back on and my panties. I then collapse on top of him and everything goes black.
Lilly's P.O.V: I woke up on top of Jack?! Is reality an illusion or what?! I then move his auburn strands of hair out of his face as I flinch in pain I attempt to get up from the bed. I end up limping damn what'd Shock do to my body? These thoughts came like a tsunami as I limped to the dresser as Jack shifted uncomfortably as he darted up seeing me.
"Good Morning Lilly." He stated.
"Good morning Jack." I said calmly. "Do you know what Shock did to my body?" I questioned.
"We did the sex in the bed." He states my face turning red.
"So how was it?" I questioned.
"Electric." He says winking as I'm wincing in pain.
"It feels like my whole body is broken." I stated. "I also feel weak." I stated.
"That is because I drank some of your blood." Jack states.
"Oh you cannibal you." I said flirtatiously.
"You know I am." Jack states winking.
We then head downstairs to eat breakfast and we see Slender drinking a cup of black coffee.
"Morning Jack and ... Lilly?" Slender questions the last part.
"Yes I'm home Slender." I stated.
"Good now we can cancel the rescue mission." He stated picking up a cell phone. "Also we are moving." He said before someone on the other line picked up.
He then began whispering in the phone for like thirty minutes and finally hung up.
"So where are we moving?" Jack questions.
"To a cabin on the other side of my woods." He states. "The mansion will be temporarily closed." He continues. "So pack up your things." He finishes.
"I'm so totally going to beat you at packing Jack!" I exclaimed rushing up the stairs as he chased after me.
I quickly grabbed my suit case from under our bed neatly folding my clothing as Jack grabs his suit case stuffing it in the suit case fastly. He then quickly zips it up doing a victory pose.
"I WON!" Jack hollers loudly.
"Aww fudge!" I exclaimed.
"NANANANA BOOOO BOO!" Jack exclaims rubbing it in my face.
I then tackle Jack harshly to the ground as he winces a little and I begin to plop my ass hard down onto his stomach. I harshly begin to tickle his sides as he squirms beginning to laugh from the sudden act.
"GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLEASE STOP BEING TO LOUD!" Sally yells.
"Soooorrry!" I exclaim as Sally kicks down the bedroom door.
She then tackles me into a harsh hug as she begins to tickle me malevolently. After ten minutes we get our things together and hop into the oldest van we've ever seen. It's like that one the hippies had back then except for it was painted black and gray.
"DUN DUN DUN DUN BLACK VAN!" I exclaimed.
"You mean batman?" Jack questions.
"Nuuu I mean Black Van just because I made it sound like the batman theme doesn't make it batman." I stated as Sally in the background was doing the Jaws theme (When the shark is about to attack).
"Where'd you guys get this sudden burst of energy?" Slender questions.
"I don't know." I said giggling like the Joker from batman.
We then arrived at the cabin it looked old like one thousand years old. It was in excellent condition though and I quickly bolted inside after Slender opened the door. Nearly trampling him in the process (sorry) and ran into the room I was claiming as Jack's and my room. Slender had no say and just agreed with it anyways as he disappeared to kill some people. I cuddled up in the blankets that were already there and fell into a deep sleep.
Irene's P.O.V: My alarm went off I slammed its dismiss button smiling widely I tapped Liu's shoulder softly.
"Hmmm?" Liu questions in an asleep state.
"Honey wake up the family reunion is today." I stated as he rose from his side of the bed.
"Alright I'm up my lovely wifey." He stated.
I got up and went to take a shower that is attached to my bedroom. I cannot wait to see most of the relatives I've met over a year I haven't seen them in quite a while though. I look at my bruised stomach from the babies growing inside of me I'm just glad I don't have heart burn. I finish showering, I get out drying myself off, and get dressed. I start feeling nauseated not again I rush over to the toilet lifting the lid up as it comes out I vomit in the toilet grumbling to myself.
"You okay hun?" He calls out for me.
"Yes I'm fine let me brush my teeth and hair then we will be off." I said calmly.
I brushed my teeth putting in mint gum afterwards and brushed my waist length red hair. I then headed out of my attached bathroom to my bedroom to see Liu sitting on our bed.
"Ready to go see the family?" I questioned.
"Ready as I'll ever be." He stated wrapping a scarf around his neck covering his mouth.
"I honestly wished you wouldn't cover your beautiful scars." I stated intertwining my fingers with his.
"It's for the best though." He stated.
"We are using my normal travel methods." I stated as he groaned we teleported.
We arrived in my Uncle's woods where we occasionally head to instead of just trees, grass, leaves, and the fog. We saw tables, chairs, grills, plates, plastic cups, etc. I'm then greeted by my Uncle Trender who as always is looking fabulously stylish. He seems to be wearing a black set of glasses, a vibrant red scarf, a nice v-neck beige t-shirt, black dress pants, and finally a nice set of black shoes. If I remember correctly Uncle Trender doesn't settle for low priced fashions and always wants something expensive. It also has to be in I quote 'In season fashion' he'd always state.
"Irene and Liu it's nice to see you again." My Uncle Trender states.
"Nice to see you to Uncle Trendy." I said vibrantly.
"Almost everyone will be here in a few hours." Uncle Trender says calmly. "And I get to relax before things become hectic." He continues.
A couple of minutes later more of my family members arrive Uncle Trender t
hen has a drop of sweat on his forehead? He then shifts uncomfortably until my dad arrives and the atmosphere waves us over with a calming feeling.
"Hello relatives!" My dad states and everyone groans.
"Nice to see you again Splendor." One says with a Jamaican accent.
"When did you have a Jamaican relative?" My husband whispers.
"I don't know." I whispered back.
"NOTICEEEEEEEEEE ME SENPAI TENDER-MAN!" I heard my dad exclaim.
The Jamaican one laughed while smoking reefer, Trender's glasses fell off onto the dirt breaking, Slender's face turned ten shades of red I didn't think that would be possible, Party-man's tie stopped glowing, Befriender's had this sweat drop on his forehead, and the other's were thinking 'What the fuck?' I just face-palm.
"Did you not bother telling her?" Slender-mon questioned pointing to me.
"Tell her ohh..." My dad trailed off. "Um Irene we need to talk alone." He states picking me up like a baby and we teleport.
"So Dad what is it?" I questioned.
"You know how your stomach is so big in two months right?" He questions me.
"Yep." I said popping the 'P'.
"Well you are due next month!" He exclaims I faint.
Splendor's P.O.V: Oh my gosh! Did my daughter just like die?! I poke her with a soft tendril and she breathes. Good she almost broke my heart with sadness! You cannot ever be too happy! I carry her like a baby then teleport us back to the reunion everyone doesn't look happy.
"DID YOU KILL YOUR POOR DAUGHTER!" Slender hollers.
"No bro just calm down she fainted." I said giving off a calm aura.
"Oh.." Slender states putting away his sharp tendrils?
I heard a lot of 'Thank god she's alive' from many of my relatives geesh I wouldn't kill my adorable munch-kin! My beautiful grandchildren will be here soon! After the reunion and a still passed out daughter I teleported Liu, her, and me back to my house.
Fauna's P.O.V: I was so close to actually killing another one of those pastas! He got away again and I got pissed! How the hell is that hellion so fast?! I quickly run back to camp then go down into my bunker. I slam the door furiously going near a filing cabinet pulling out one of the files with a name labeled on it. 'Jeffery Woods a.k.a Jeff the Killer' is labeled in bold letters across the tab I then take a seat and pull out my diary. Each of my victims is labeled in certain parts of the diary I've managed to kill Nurse Ann, Judge Angels, Candy Cane, April Fools, Laughing Jill, The Puppeteer, and Bloody Painter. It also mentions how long I've tracked them Nurse Ann took me three months, Judge Angel took four, Candy Cane and April Fools I caught them together within six months. Which was a full year in maximum I killed five I wasn't disappointed whatsoever. A couple weeks ago I killed Laughing Jill she was a difficult one because she had a fucking chainsaw! The Puppeteer I caught weeks later I had three other people help, but I landed the final blow. Then last week I caught and killed Bloody Painter he wasn't easy either. He was close to stabbing my eyeball out with a paintbrush and also tried to use cementation glue on my face. I flipped through Jeff's file he was damned hard to kill and his story was awful. His parent's didn't care about him or his brother the only time they honestly bothered with them is when they had friends over. After Jeff had his accident he killed his mother, father, and his brother. His brother was believed to be dead until a couple of years ago when reports showed he was currently living. To bad the sucker assigned to his brother has difficulties catching and killing him. The current stats he had on Jeff's brother Liu said he was engaged to whom we don't know. We thought it'd be a murderer just like him, but none of the girls we looked at seemed to match. Our job what it feels like to me is that we are helping innocent people by taking them down daily. This makes me happy soon, soon enough I'll be able to murder the one who killed my twin sister Eloise... Eyeless Jack I'm coming after you assigned or not assigned. I want your head to be all bloodied and I'll wear it like a trophy. I also want to brag about it so badly to everyone, but first lets kill Jeffery first...
Irene's P.O.V: I awoke in bed in shock from what I heard earlier that they will be born next month. I don't know when, but all I can say is that this isn't no vampire baby. This is a creature that should be handled with care, extremely taken care of, and hopefully will pick between two fates. I have a bad feeling though Liu came home very pale yesterday which wasn't a good sign. It is beginning to stress me out, but he says not to worry about it and said he would be fine. Some people would believe in that, but there is a lot to worry about this time. These hunters believe that murdering every creepypasta or proxy will cleanse this world, but they don't see it is the murderers, the rapists, and pedophiles of human society. The government also corrupted I'm surprised they don't take notice of this instead they chase after us. None of them know about Happypasta either because everyone hates happypastas. Some think it is stupid that happypastas were created my dad isn't a joke though. His powers were taken away and he can only get them back if he is severly pissed off. Oh going back to the rapist part... I was raped it still petrifies me till this day I still have break downs about it. I was fighting not to have kids with Liu due to the incident I cannot forgive Offender. I technically am glad I never see his face often because all it reminds me of is that day I was raped. Sure it is an awful thing, but that is how society is some people care and some don't. I had to go to a therapist everyday I mainly refused to speak. Every time I wanted to nothing came out of my mouth because if something did I'd be locked up in an asylum. Those places aren't friendly and I didn't want to go there so I didn't speak eventually I canceled all of my appointments with my therapist. At first she asked if I was one hundred percent sure if I wanted to do it. I said yes she said that it was sad to let me go without the help I needed. To be honest my Dad's happiness calms everyone down giving off a good atmosphere. I could do the same, but since I'm having kids I cannot use it as often as I please. I get up out of the bed finally to take a shower and then get dressed. I head downstairs to get brunch since I noticed it was almost lunch time. I eat crab sushi and crab ragoons while munching down hard on the ragoons my dad comes in.
"Irene we have a problem here." He states taking a seat.
"Yea papa?" I questioned.
"Seems like Nicholas has gone missing we suspect it to be the hunters again." He notes aloud.
I dropped my fork on the table as it made a clanking sound I did my best to save his life in High School I'm not letting it happen now.
"Lets go get everyone here immediately." I stated with a stern look.
"You cannot go." Dad says.
"I'm not a baby no more I can do this." I say.
"Fine you can go as well." Dad states.
"Lets... can I say it?" I questioned.
"Yes you may." Dad says smiling.
"Pastas and Proxies assemble!" I exclaimed like a crazed person.
After I said that a lot appeared, but not many as expected our numbers have dropped drastically. Liu doesn't seem to be here either well his opinion isn't going to stop me anyways. Many proxies are dressed in camouflage and the pastas dressed in uniform. Alice stands there in her normal gear with a chainsaw and knives.
"This is the second time the Hunters have stolen one of our own or someone we know. They've called upon us by taking away our numbers as well so as this goes we have no reason to hold back! This is war!" My uncle Slender hollers.
"WAR! WAR!" many of us chant.
"Today we will not go down as losers, but die a warriors death! May our gods or goddesses have the odds ever in our favour!" My uncle Trender exclaims.
Many of the proxies and pastas are picked up by my Dad, Uncles, and I as we teleport to the Hunter's base. Alarms begin to blare as Hunter's come out onto the scene one by one their team tries to take down ours and we group up attacking every hunter in the way. Our team then seperates as I go to look for Nicholas I hear groaning. I quickly begin to teleport which begins to drain my power I need to stop. So I run around all crazed as I begin unlocking cells I've found many people.
"Go out around back! The front has been occupied in battle!" I exclaimed. "Hurry! Go!" I yelled as people began fleeing in that direction.
"Irene!" Nicholas yelled for as I didn't see him.
I ran to where I heard his voice and found him I busted the door open. He was chained to a wall blood trailed down his nose, mouth, and some of his arms had fresh slashes on his arm. I quickly run to him busting the chains off his wrists and ankles.
"Can you stand?" I questioned.
"N-no they broke my left leg earlier." He says in attempt of getting up he almost falls, but I catch him.
"We will get through this together." I stated picking him up piggy back style.
"D-don't!" He exclaims.
"What?" I questioned.
"You are going to strain yourself! The babies!" He exclaims.
"They'll be fine." I stated carrying him through the hallways running down the hallway.
I caught something or someone in the corner of my eye while running and I set Nicholas down in a corner.
"Stay put." I said sternly.
"No don't go." He says concern laces his voice.
"I'll be fine." I said.
I go around the corner to see a girl that looks to be nineteen she doesn't look like a hunter.
"Hey didn't I tell everyone to-" I get caught off as she charges me and tries punching me I dodge.
"I will cleanse you and the other succumb of this planet off of it!" She exclaims.
"So that is how the game is played!" I exclaimed.
I began to grow my tendrils back as they grew a light green color to them she ran at me and landed a blow to my jaw. I then knee her in the gut she staggers as I side step kicking her in the back.
"You sure do move fast for a fat chick!" She hisses getting up that only pisses me off.
"Don't you say that about my kids!" I hollered slapping her with a harsh tendril causing her to fall back. "And you are stubborn!" I yelled.
She lands a blow to my stomach and I knock her out. My breathing becomes hitched as I look down to see blood.
"No! NO!" I yelled tears streaming down my face I ran quickly picking up Nicholas.
"Irene! The babies! What happened?!" Nicholas exclaims and questions.
I ran not bothering to answer him as I saw Alice.
"ALIIIIIIICE!" I yelled as her gaze snapped towards me.
"It's Dark Joker." She states picking up Nicholas I look into her eyes one is like her dad's the other the pupil is white the outside is black. "Go to a hospital." She says sternly.
I teleport to the hospital and am rushed into a hospital room Lillith comes in with a upset look after a while.
"Irene I'm sorry to inform you that you've had a massive miscarriage." She states she looks like she is going to begin to burst into tears.
"I-it's o-okay." I said sniffling then I busted out in tears bawling my eyes out.
"Everything is fine we checked everything else if something happens just call okay?" She questions.
"A-alright." I stuttered still crying.
I get up from the hospital bed then change into another pair of clothing since Alice visited earlier. I signed out then left the hospital I walked into the woods as I saw a white hoodie with red blood stains on it.
"Jeff!" I cried out tackling him.
"AHHHHHHH!" He yells as I landed on top of him. "Oh it is just you." He says then he looks down to my stomach. "What happened?!" He questioned shocked.
"Some girl kicked me in the stomach." I said wiping tears away.
"Are my nieces or nephews gone?" He questions.
"Gone." I said getting off of him dusting myself off.
"Gone, Gone?" He questioned getting up himself dusting himself off.
"Yes." I said.
"Liu isn't going to be happy nor am I once I find out who it is I'm going to be tying loose ends." He states grimly. "Anyways I suggest you get home it is going to rain your going to catch a cold." He notes his facial expression blank.
"Alright it is nice seeing you again." I said.
"Bye." He comments then runs off.
I then go back out of the woods to a store and I buy a gallon of ice-cream. I then head back to the house I picked to walk so I'm walking I head into the woods and hear a twig snap. I get nervous and teleport with the ice-cream. I then am at the front door I twist the doorknob it swings open and I lock it. I head to the kitchen grabbing a spoon then head to the family room to the closet grabbing the blanket I bundle myself up as I pull the ice-cream from the bag opening the ice-cream I stab the spoon harshly into the ice-cream then grab the remote. I flip through the television shows clicking one showing kid's movies. I eat the ice-cream while still crying because I cannot drop the subject on my now lost and unborn babies gone. I then hear a small bit of static and feet being placed onto the floor seems they've returned. I mute the television so that they won't hear me I want to be left alone. I continue eating my ice-cream while watching the television without being bothered I hear 'Goodbyes' and the door finally being shut I softly sigh. I look down to my gallon of ice-cream and it is gone my stomach grumbles.
"I didn't know I was this hungry." I mumbled to myself getting up heading upstairs to the kitchen I see my dad, a angry upset Liu, and a Jeff.
"I told you not to go anywhere!" Liu yells at me I don't flinch.
"Don't yell at my daughter she was saving a friend." My dad states.
"For what the loss of my children!" Liu bellows.
"Brother calm down before you blow a fuse or worse." Jeff says.
"Calm down! Calm down! I'm fine!" He says his voice turning to maniacal laughter.
"You are not calming down." My dad replies.
"Sorry brother." Jeff says quickly attacking him stabbing him with a syringe injecting him with the liquid. "Night, night brother." Jeff states patting Liu's head as he slumps down.
"Thank god I thought you were trying to kill him." I stated.
"No just drugged him he'll be out for a couple of hours." He states. "Anyways I have some more if you need it." He says.
"Sure he'll need it." I commented as he handed me a clean syringe and a couple of bottles of the liquid.
"He will only need it once a day make sure to get syringes a lot of them... anyways it's time I should be leaving goodbye father-in-law and sister-in-law." He states smiling then running out the front door.
"..." My dad doesn't say a word as he teleports out of the room I hear the front door closed and a lot of locks being turned.
"Goodnight Dad." I said.
"Night sweetheart sleep well." He says before teleporting to his room.
I pick Liu up bridal style taking him to our bedroom I then set him in our bed. I then go back downstairs getting a thing of fruit and before I know it I look down to notice it is gone so I throw it away. I then head upstairs and change into pajamas. I get into bed under the covers and lay on my back I then begin to feel my eyelids get heavy.
(Weird) Third Person's P.O.V: You see a circular table it is not small nor medium it is extrodinarly long. Sitting at this table are the creepypastas and proxies pfft of course. Hence forth the chapter's name did you notice it says 'A Not So Chapter' ? Sadly this is not a Q&A chapter so you are probably wondering what is going on? Let's get a zoom in on this we zoom in keeep on zooming in.. OKAY STOP! You see Masky he's sitting next to Hoodie they seem to be... WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUDGE?! They're... fapping... Nah just kidding they're playing a game of Twister with Lilly, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, and the Puppeteer. Surprise! Puppeteer isn't actually dead seee no harm done officially to him or the others they were so busy they had author-chan kill them off.
Author-chan: Stop breaking the fourth wall! We are not Deadpool!
(Weird) Third Person's P.O.V: Sorry!
Author-chan: Go back to what you were doing!
*Fabulous Star Wars text scrolls through*
"Long ago in the land of st-" (Weird) Third Person gets cut off.
WHACK!
"OWWWW." (Weird) Third Person rubs cheek complaining. "I thought I was doing a good job." continues to complain.
"Just go! You are an embarrassment to me!" Author-chan yells.
"Fine." (Weird) Third person states leaving.
"Ahem let's continue." Author-chan states.
Author-chan: We see most of the pastas playing interesting games there minds at ease or eating for as they're on break from the story set. To be honest not to joke around or anything... NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE ACTUALLY MARRIED *GASPS* Have you ever heard of such things as looking up the real characters biography? I just am pulling your leg...
*Sees Readers leave one-by-one*
Author-chan: Please no! Come back! *Cries*
Irene: ... When are we finishing this book again? Author-chan: Probably in the next two chapters which is chapter eleven and the epilogue.
Irene: Why's that? Author-chan: For the master plan to take place for the third book.
Irene: You mean when you kill off m-" gets cut off.
WHACK!
Author-chan: DID YOU NOT READ THE CONTRACT PEASANT! NO SPOILERS THEY WON'T READ THE THIRD BOOK IF YOU TELL THEM! Irene: She smacked me ;-; my creator smacked me *Cries*
Author-chan: I'm HANGRY! *Slaps everyone* Jeff: OH HELL NO SHE DIDN'T JUST SLAP ME I'MMA KILL A BITCH! *Pulls out kitchen knife* Masky: Jeff no! *runs grabbing him along with a couple of others. BEEP.
This television broadcast has been interrupted please continue on until the next chapter before Jeff officially kills the author... for slapping him.
Day after day I refused to talk to anybody not even my dad was able to cheer me up after my miscarriage. He'd keep appearing to see if I was okay all I did was thank him for the meals he brought me. I still seemed to be eating more than normal I don't know why it has been two months since my miscarriage. Liu seems to be getting worse only coming home more angry than ever. I'd have to quickly inject him with the liquid even though I didn't want to he was always so close to changing into Sully day by day. Jeff has disappeared for fourteen weeks where ever he was going seemed very important. We suspected no foul play by the hunters since only fourteen of them survived. I decided that two months of just thanking my dad for food was enough and that I was actually going to socialize with him. I felt very ill today I didn't know why I changed out into clean clothes and left my bedroom. I headed to my father's office my breathing became hitched and I barely fell. I caught myself on the wall breathing heavy I felt my uterine muscles shortening and it got worse. What's happening?!
"D-dad!" I screamed as I felt a liquid coming out. "S-shit." I stuttered. "DAD! Someone! Anyone help me!" I screeched.
I heard a video game pausing then sudden rapid foot steps.
"Irene are you...HOLY SHIT!" Ben exclaimed as I was writhing in pain on the floor. "Um everything is going to be okay!" Ben flings his hands in the air beginning to panic then he picks me up.
"T-thank you." I stuttered out. "Get me a d-doctor." I said.
Ben then still in all out panic mode rushes through the woods as soon he nearly bumps into Jeff.
"Jeff! Help me you idiot!" Ben screams.
"Calm down what the hell is happening?" He questions then squints noticing me his eyes widen. "My god! She is in labor idiot!" He then yells yanking me away from Ben going as fast as he can through the woods Ben following.
We then see Liu as we dart by he notices me then runs immediately as they find Doctor Smiley at Slender's house? What happened to the mansion? Anyways Doctor Smiley has Jeff carry me until he finds a cot to set me on. Jeff sets me on the cot and I shift uncomfortably.
"You two get out so I can work." Doctor Smiley states.
"No." Liu states refusing.
"She'll need water, a towel, and someone's hand." Jeff states.
"I'll get the water!" Ben exclaims disappearing.
"I thought he was scared of water." Jeff says then we hear screaming from the kitchen.
"AUUGH this water it is hot! EEEK It's gonna consume me!" Ben screams.
"Idiot! Move! Just get the towel." Jeff states getting the water.
Both return Jeff with a bucket of water and Ben with a couple of towels and a blanket. They both then leave the room and my breathing spikes up higher as I get hotter by the minute.
"Liu use the towel dunk it in the water lay it across her forehead." Doctor Smiley states.
Liu does this repetitively dunking it in water, wringing the towel out a little, and putting it on my forehead. He does this with just one hand which amuses me and my body starts to feel more pain.
"Ahhh!" I screamed.
"And that is what I expected take off your lower garments." Doctor Smiley states covering my body with a longer towel I do so. "Okay this maybe disturbing, but I have to make sure the baby comes out correctly." He states.
Liu then looks at me then I nod my head at Doctor Smiley as he lifts the towel up more. He's wearing gloves, has tools already placed out, and is wearing a mask to cover his face.
"Okay begin to push." He instructs.
"Ah! Oww! Ouch!" I screamed while pushing I begin gripping harder on Liu's hand.
"Keep going you are doing good." Doctor Smiley states.
Eight hours later and I'm very, very sore.
"Come on one last strong push the baby is almost out." Doctor Smiley says.
"Ah! ow!" I screamed while pushing really hard one last time and Liu's hand is bleeding.
I begin to hear cries and screams of a baby I begin to relax.
"I'm going to clean the baby up." Doctor Smiley states going to clean the baby up he comes back a couple minutes later with the baby wrapped up in a blue blanket. "It's a baby boy congratulations." Doctor Smiley says handing me over the baby I hold him securely.
"What shall we name him?" Liu questions.
"Hm..." I hum a little while thinking.
"How about something like Liu Woods Jr?" Liu questions.
"I'm not naming my baby that! How about Aurelius?" I exclaimed then questioned.
"Aurelius hmmmm I like it!" Liu exclaims.
"Um not meaning to interrupt or anything, but she needs to finish her surgery." Doctor Smiley states.
After a couple more disgusting parts later...
"Done all better now right?" Doctor Smiley questions.
"Yep." I said smiling.
"Sorry I'm late!" My dad chimes. "There's my little grandbaby boy!" He exclaims trying to rush over I growl. "Uhhh O.o can I touch him?" Dad questions.
"No." I said.
"Can I touch him?" Liu questioned.
"Would you like to breast feed him?" I questioned.
"Okay ... you can keep him." Liu states as they all leave the room.
I then feed Aurelius for a while then I burp him afterwards softly I then secure him again in my arms.
"My handsome little Aurelius I'll protect you forever that promise I won't break." I stated lightly rubbing my fingers on his head.
Aurelius then opens his eyes after I say that and he smiles his handsome green and blue eye showing.
"Liu get in here!" I exclaimed and he came barreling in.
"Are you okay?!" He exclaims.
"Yes I'm fine hold Aurelius for a moment so I can get changed into clean clothes." I state pointing to the clean clothes still holding Aurelius I then hand him over to Liu.
I then get dressed then hear choking sounds.
"!" I'm shocked. "Liu! Are you choking our baby!" I yell quickly turning around I see Liu on the floor and purple tendrils around his neck. "Aurelius no!" I exclaimed pulling him quickly, but carefully off his dad.
"Demon!" My husband exclaims running out the door petrified.
"Bad Aurelius choking people is bad." I said then I coo at him making him giggle.
"M-m-momma." Aurelius stutters.
"Awwww! Babies first word!" I exclaimed.
I then wrapped him back in his blanket bringing him outside.
"I wonder what made him call you a demon." I say beginning to ponder. "Heyyyyyyy dad?" I questioned.
"Yes?" He questions.
"Liu called my Aurelius a demon do you know why?" I questioned.
"No did the baby do something?" He questions me.
"Yes he kinda choked Liu." I said.
"Hm.." My dad does this now you know where I get it from. "He'll be fine he will come home in a couple of days." He states. "How about we go home?" He questions.
"Sure let's go home the baby needs his sleep." I stated as we teleported home.
I put the baby in his crib I moved it to my room so I can keep a close eye on him and put him in a diaper. I tucked him in under the blankets and smiled happily kissing his forehead.
"Sweet dreams little man." I stated before changing into my pajamas and heading to bed.
Liu's P.O.V: Sick of this marriage, sick of her, sick of her family, and lastly I don't want that baby anymore! Oh this is going to be so great! You see I'm crashing at Mr.Z's house no one knows of course. He lets me be me both Liu and Sully such a melodic harmony! Soon! It'll all be fine! I promise you this it'll be fine!
"Hahahaha!" I begin to laugh manically I then pull out a weapon and feel dizzy.
Sully's P.O.V: I'm freeeeeeee! I grip the weapon rushing off outside leaving Mr.Z's house door open welp don't care even though I'll get a massive lecture later.. Who cares though? Not me! I have some time to kill literally! Who should I kill first? Hm... I begin walking down the street hiding in the shadows I spot a couple... my lips turn into a twisted smile. I kill the guy first then the girl blood splatters the wall and of course my whole body. I'm dying for more! I go running off like the crazed person I am. The third person I killed I harshly beat up with the crowbar the person whimpered and begged for mercy. That's when I jammed the crowbar in the person's skull it made a sickening cracking sound. This made my adrenaline rush more seeing the beautiful hue of red it only made me crave for more. I wanted more I cannot stop now I'm covered head to toe in blood I see a grocery store ahead and my smile only twists more. I head into the store I hid the crowbar so the metal detectors didn't go off.
"Oh my god sir are you okay?! Someone call the ambulance!" Someone exclaims I pull out the crowbar and that person screams.
"I'm fine, but you won't be." I stated dashing after her.
I then stab that person through the heart with the crowbar and someone is calling the cops. I wipe out the whole store and hear sirens in the distance oh this is going to be fun.
"Come out with your hands up!" I hear a officer shout through a walkie-talkie as it amplifies.
I come out with my hands up with the crowbar in hand.
"Sir please set the crowbar down onto the ground." He says. "I'm going to have to tell you again please put the crowbar down.." He trails off. "Okay that's it weapons at the ready!" He shouts as they load the guns aiming.
I then dash at them gun shots going off the bullets miss me as I dodge them I only get grazed by one. A hour later I'm done bashing their skulls into the road their blood pouring out from their skulls. I think I've had enough excitement for one day and head back to Mr.Z's house of course he isn't happy about the door being left open. He knew it was me, but didn't say a word for as he was impressed about how much blood I was covered in I killed about two hundred and three people today the three on the streets, one hundred of them were shoppers, fifty of them were workers at the store, and the other fifty were the police officers that one person called. That is enough killing for one day and I let out a yawn because hell I'm exhausted I look at the crowbar it's bent every which way caked in blood. I then go to my room putting it in the closet and I refuse to change into pajamas so I'll just sleep like this. I plop down in bed and my eyes feel more heavy as I fall asleep in this cozy bed.
Irene's P.O.V: I'm so exhausted from last night the baby woke up once crying so I fed him, burped him, and changed him. I'm currently dressed carrying the baby around the house I go to the living room sitting on the couch I turn on the small television. Aurelius looks at me I put him in a little onesie it was blue he had his hands cupped into a little ball as he rested his head on my chest. I turned on the news and wasn't surprised to see the words flooding across the screen two hundred people dead at grocery store. It interviewed many people saying how awful that person who murdered their relative was and how upsetting it is that the person did this, etc. I have a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach for I have a feeling I know who the culprit is. Then it mentions three people being killed on the streets and they think the same person was responsible his image flashes across the screen. Sully is out now I knew the sedative wouldn't work long, but I tried my best I didn't want to overdose him and kill him. That'd be hard to explain to your son when he was old enough to understand that you killed his dad by overdosing him on his medicine. All that matters now is protecting my son I'm concerned Liu will come back in attempt to take Aurelius from me. I don't want him to end up like us I want him to experience a normal life to grow up, to gain friends, to lose some friends, to get through grade school, middle school, get a date to prom, and graduate from high school. I never got to go to prom because of Liu and every other problem that has been caused. All I got to do was graduate and that was about it. I sat down with my dad at his office with Aurelius of course after watching the news I went up here.
"Dad I'm scared that Liu is going to come back here and take Aurelius away from me all I want is for Aurelius to live a normal better life than me." I state to him.
"So you want to leave I take it?" Dad questions.
"Well Liu already knows about this place and not much is going to stop him from getting Aurelius if I stay." I note aloud.
"I support your decision and already have someone on their way to take you." He states as soon as Jeff enters.
"You're letting Jeff take me?" I questioned.
"Well he is old enough I mean when you met he was like sixteen you both are the same age." He states.
"Liu is a year older than me, but I'm still eligible to trick him easily." Jeff states.
"Okay so when are we leaving?" I questioned.
"The earlier the better because he'll be coming soon I have that gut feeling." Jeff continues.
"Well alright Jeff I have one request protect them as best as you can." He states.
"I promise I'll protect my sister-in-law and my nephew I've got this." Jeff says.
"Get to packing my lovely daughter." He says nervously.
With that said I give Aurelius to Jeff making sure he is holding my baby correctly. I quickly rush packing everything for my baby and me it takes me a record timing of ten seconds because I'm using my green tendrils. I bring everything downstairs as fast as possible I see Ben and Alice talking to each other they then turn to me and hug me quickly.
"I heard you had to run sorry to hear." Alice says.
"It has been a great time with you all." I comment.
"And we wanted to make sure you guys got out safely so I picked the safest car possible for your baby." Ben says quickly.
"Thank you both so much." I said.
"Now go hurry Jeff is waiting in the vehicle already." Ben says.
"Good-bye!" I exclaimed rushing out the door I quickly put the suitcases in the trunk slamming it.
Jeff already had the vehicle started and he after I got in put it in drive. I looked back noticing Alice, Ben, and my dad waving I waved back before the disappeared out of eye sight.
"This is god damn risky I have you know this now Irene." He states not taking his eyes off the road.
"I know, but it is the best thing I could think of for right now." I said.
"I'm going to tell you this now, but don't do anything to anger me it'll make me become the monster you see." He states aloud.
"I'm sure I won't make you angry." I said glancing back at Aurelius. "So where are you taking us?" I questioned.
"That is for me to know not for you right about now all you need to know is that it is safe." He informs me his grip on the steering wheel tightens and his knuckles turn white.
After seeing this I kept my mouth shut I kept glancing back at Aurelius every ten minutes to see if he was okay. About an hour into the ride he fell asleep and I smiled. A couple of minutes later Jeff stops at the gas station putting the vehicle in park he then puts on a bandana and a set of glasses he looks at me.
"I'm going to get some gas for the vehicle and I was wondering did you want something?" He questions me.
"Sure some bottled water would be nice thank you." I said.
"Your welcome I'll be back in a few." He states and he gets out with that in his mind he sprints into the store.
I sit in the car for a couple minutes he comes out with two things of bottled water, he gives them to me through the rolled down window, and then goes for the gas pump beginning to pump gas into the vehicle. After he was done pumping gas in the vehicle he put the gas pump back into its slot. He then put the gas cap to the vehicle back on then hopped in the drivers seat again. He put the vehicle back in drive and sped down the road at the fifty-five speed limit. A hour later Aurelius wakes up crying.
"Why's he crying?" He questions.
"He probably needs his diaper changed pull over." I said.
"Oh... alright." He says pulling over on the side of the road I grab a fresh diaper and baby powder.
I then change Aurelius' diaper and toss the other one in the woods with a tendril. I then get him back in his baby seat closing the door I get back in on the front passenger side. Jeff then takes back off again I know it'll be quite a while before Liu finds us. Hopefully it'll be long enough to make Aurelius live a normal life. Aurelius then begins crying again Jeff looks at me and I pull out a bottle of milk handing it to Aurelius he drinks it all. I take it from him afterwards and he falls right back to sleep again this was going to be a long trip for my little man. We go down one last road before we are greeted by a long gravel drive way I look at Jeff concerned and he takes the road slowly. A lot of harmful bushes, shrubs, and briers were down this way. The grass was also very tall and the area had very tall trees which only made me feel a little uncomfortable. A house then came into view with tall grass, a clean pond, a pool, and a couple of other things. Jeff then pulls up to the garage pressing a button in the vehicle the garage door opens he pulls the vehicle into the garage. He then puts the vehicle into park and turns it off.
"We're here." He says abruptly pulling the keys out of the ignition and gets out of the vehicle.
"Alr-" I get cut off by him getting out of the vehicle.
I unbuckle getting out I then shut the door going to the back passenger seat unbuckling Aurelius from his baby seat. His eyes open and he drools then giggles I clean up his drool off of his chin. Jeff opens a door that is in the garage and I begin to follow him. Soon he stops I stop as well he then flicks on a light and I'm welcomed by the foyer of the house. This isn't the house that Sally had described to me when I was well sixteen going on seventeen.
"Jeff?" I questioned.
"Yes?" He questions me back.
"Is this your house?" I questioned.
"It indeed is you see when I disappeared for quite a while I had the time and money to renovate it." He states casually. "So I hope you enjoy it and goodnight." He says going upstairs.
Well he is a odd one isn't he no need to question it now I head upstairs and see him head into a bedroom only leaving one bedroom. I sigh setting Aurelius down on the bed I quickly run downstairs finding the keys to the vehicle I head to the door to the garage. I open it going to the vehicle unlocking the trunk I pull out Aurelius' crib and teleport upstairs seeing him still asleep. I quickly assemble the crib to its perfect state I then set him in it I teleport back to the garage pulling out his blankets and pillow. I teleport back to the room covering him in the blankets and lift his head up lightly putting his head on the pillow. I then run downstairs quickly going out the same door shutting the trunk pulling out the keys from the trunk lock and go back through the door. I then lock all doors and windows except for Jeff's window I refuse to go in his room I only do this to feel a little better about this decision. I then go into the room to check on Aurelius to see him sleeping. I then go to my 'new' bed and plop down into it still in clothes. I feel my eyelids go heavy and look over at Aurelius before I fall asleep.
...
The next morning I awoke surprisingly Aurelius didn't cry at all last night I get up and there he is standing in his crib. I pick him up he doesn't look happy, but looks like he slept well. I teleport downstairs in the foyer grabbing the keys again then teleport to the garage unlocking the door with one hand. I then extend all tendrils grabbing the baby supplies that were in a huge bag. I teleport upstairs changing Aurelius' diaper again I use two long tendrils one grabs the old diaper I send that tendril downstairs with the second one and hear it go into a garbage bag. I then put him in a different onesie and breast feed him after he is done I burp him. I then retract all tendrils then send one down to grab my stuff I bring it upstairs the bag has all my stuff in it. I grab a towel, some showering things, and put Aurelius in his crib.
"I'll be back I'm going to take a shower." I said putting a stuffed teddy bear in the crib with him.
I then take a shower cleaning off all my tendrils and so on. I when I'm done completely dry off, put clean clothes on, and pick up my dirty clothes. I then go back to my room tossing the dirty clothes on the floor Aurelius was still in his crib playing with the teddy bear like it was a dinosaur.
"R-rar." Aurelius says.
"It's 'rawr' Aurelius." I said smiling.
"Rawwr." Aurelius then says giggling.
"Close enough." I said picking him up from his crib. "Now I'm taking you to the kitchen to make some breakfast." I said.
"Brweakfest." Aurelius states.
For a baby barely even a couple of days old he's strong, he can almost speak, and he opened his eyes early. I wonder if this means I'm going to have a pretty smart kid I teleport downstairs into the kitchen.
"Ah!" Jeff exclaims dropping a butter knife Aurelius giggles. "You scared me." Jeff complains.
"Sorry you have to get used to it, it's a family tradition of mine." I stated.
"At least you aren't a intruder I would've went all Bruce Lee on you." Jeff states puffing his chest out both Aurelius and I laugh. "That's not funny!" Jeff huffs.
"Yeah, yeah whatever." I said kissing him on the cheek Jeff then darts off. "Well he is a odd one." I murmur looking down at Aurelius his eyes turned purple. "Don't tell me you are getting your powers early." I mumbled and his eyes go back to normal.
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Aurelius is now four years old much has to come from this he starts school soon Jeff and I are now twenty three years old. I have this feeling every night that someone is watching us from the woods area. I'd go out to look, but nothing was there nothing in sight or hearing range.
To be continued in book three Unexpected Twist ~ Splendorman's Daughter Book (3) coming soon..
