I am a mastermind, a genius brain,
I had, indeed, devised a perfect crime.
And then I went against Horatio Caine.

I picked the bank with care, set up the crane;
I'd planned the job with care for quite some time.
I am a master mind, a genius brain.

While gunmen grabbed the cash, a heist to feign,
I stole the gold that was our target prime.
And then I went against Horatio Caine.

I lifted out the bullion with a chain,
The guards were dealing with my hired slime.
I am a mastermind, a genius brain.

I would be with my gold, and on a plane
To wealth and freedom in some sunny clime...
And then I went against Horatio Caine.

They caught me with a single golden grain,
And now I'm in the slammer for a dime.
I am a mastermind, a genius brain,
And then I went against Horatio Caine.