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A Honeymoon to Remember

He couldn't believe that this had come to pass. Many had doubted him, but here he was. On his honeymoon with Kim Possible (now Kim Possible- Mankey). They had come to Honolulu, Hawaii. Sure it may be it taboo, but he didn't care. It was a beautiful here, blue water, great water. And both the artist and the red head were enjoying their time at the paradise. No distractions, no parents, no work related stress, no overly nosey friends, nothing. Well….

"So Kim do you want go snorkeling." A voice belonging to a familiar blond propagated the air.

Almost no distractions. Ron Stoppable had inherently shown up on their destination. Apparently, Dementor had been planning some take over the world sceam, and decided to follow through with his plan in Hawaii. Something about using the magma from Mont Kea to power his new super laser. Personally, he wasn't a fan of all these distractions. But he'll have to come to terms with it. After all he had fallen in love with a girl who is essentially defined by her ability to fight of evil and accomplish anything. He'll get used to it won't he?

But what had tweaked him was that Ron was still here. Instead of going home after defeating the evil scientist, he had stayed with the honeymooning couple. And Kim instead of being tweaked, was rather happy with the situation. So much so that she had actually banned him from going home, stating that they would leave the island together. This had left Josh feeling unnerved. This was further instigated with Kim and Ron running off and doing various activities together.

"Oh you bet your sweet ass I would!" She stated slapping Ron on his back. "You want to come with, honey?" His wife asked him. Josh was secretly fuming.

"Nah, I think I'll stay here. My back is still strained from the bicycle ride we went on." Josh said in a strained voice. He actually couldn't go, when Ron had finally folded into Kim's desire for him to stay, they went mountain biking. While Kim and Ron had successfully, despite Ron falling down for a quarter of the mountain, made it down the mountain un-scaved. He on the other hand, through a series of unfortunate events, had lost control of both the pedals and the brakes. The result, him skidding down the majority of the mountain. The pain around his derriere had slightly subsided, but was still present.

"Alright baby, be ready! I'll be give you a surprise when I come back." Kim stated with a sly wink. Josh perked up.

"Basically that's metaphor for sex." Ron stated with a straight face. He loved making his best friend uncomfortable. After all he was her best friend, it was his right.

"Ron!" Kim stated annoyed, a blush still finding its way onto her face.

Josh was about to respond when he was cut off by Ron.

"Oh come on tell me I'm wrong. " Ron said playfully.

"Um…Ok, your right. But did you have to say it out loud." Kim said fidgeting, still blushing.

"Oh come on Kim. It's natural part of life. So why are you so embarrassed by it?" This Ron seemed very familiar to Kim. For some reason him saving her from a boy with monkey hands and feet came to mind.

"Ok Mr. Liberal. Come on, let's get to the dock before the line gets too big." Kim dragged Ron out the door.

See what he meant! Was he even here? Don't get him wrong. He liked Ron, but did he have to hang around Kim so much. This was supposed to be his honeymoon wasn't it? Yet, here he was stuck in the hotel room, while Kim and her supposed best friend ran off to go snorkeling. With a groan, he fell on his bed. The pain from the fall, once again flared up forcing him to get up. His sour mood slightly unnerved by it.

'Now where's the Polysporin.'


After what seemed like an eternity to the young man, Kim and Ron returned. A smile still on her face.

"I still can't believe you actually thought that sea turtle was a shark." Kim said, laughing at the deeply blushing man.

"How I supposed to know that those were turtle flippers sticking out of the water and not a shark's fin."

"What happened?" Josh asked curiously, still a bit groggy from the nap he had taken lying in wait.

"Ron thought a turtle's flippers was a shark fin and decided to run out of the water mid snorkel. What's funny is, not all of him made it out, leaving quiet the view." Causing Ron to blush even more deeply. This only seemed to make Kim laugh even harder.

"I'm glad my pain has been the reason for your great amusement." Ron stated nonchalantly.

"Oh calm down it wasn't so bad. At least the life guard gave you her number. "Kim offered.

"Yeah, but she was a man! KP I don't swing that way." Ron stated. Kim's laugh only grew louder.

"You sure!" Kim teased. This earned her a dirty eyeball from Ron. "Ok, Ok, I'll stop Mr. Elephant."

"KP!" Ron couldn't possibly get any redder.

Josh cleared his throat, announcing his presence to the duo. "So Ron, are you going to call him!" Josh offered a fake smile.

"Oh no! Not you too!" Ron screamed.

"I knew there was a reason I married you!" Kim stated happily, pulling her husband into a deep kiss. It started out shallow, intensifying with each second to the point where hands were flowing across each other, keen on exploring relatively unexplored areas of the others body. Josh's mood was washed away, with all the endorphins released during this session.

"Uh… I think I'll go let the life guard down easy now!" Ron stated in the background, before quickly leaving. Both Kim and Josh simply waved him off, before entering the room. Kim was finally going to give Josh her surprise.


Cloths were flying everywhere. The frantic kisses were getting shorter and shorter, as previously covered body parts were uncovered. Josh was in the process of moving his hands down the small of his wife's back, finding its way lower and lower down her back until it came to rest on the very smooth skin of her bottom. With a smug smile, he gave it a squeeze prompting Kim to squeal and moan in delight.

As their hands continued to roam each other, the atmosphere became more and more amorous. Kim was just about to breach his final defences when…

'Knock, Knock, Knock." Came a frantic knock from the door.

With a growl, Kim got off of him and made her way towards the door, grabbing their night gown along the way. Josh just simply couldn't believe it, he simply laid there in a stunned manner. With a huff, she opened the door. To her surprise there laid…

"Ron! What did I say about…"She was cut off.

"Kim, I know I'm probably interrupting something important, But Wade told me to let him talk to you right away." Ron said uneasily, he knew what it was like to come between Kim and her prize, having walked in on her a couple times in the past.

"Uhhhh" Kim screamed. "I thought I told Wade no more missions till the end of the month." She proceeded to let out her anger at the man on the other side of the screen.

"Look, I know you're mad." Wade started.

"I am beyond mad." Kim glared at the boy genius.

"But this is important. According to the footage I got from various sources, it seems that Killigan, Drakken and Dementor have teamed up." Wade stated. This snapped Kim into mission mode, her mood leaving her.

"Ok, what are they doing? And didn't Ron take Dementor out already." Kim asked the genius, all thoughts about the amorous activity leaving her mind.

"They broke him out of the GJ craft that was carrying him. It seems they are continuing on with Dementor's idea to extract the magma from Mount Kea. However this time, they will be using it to fuel a heavily modified version of Zorpox's mega weather generator." He stated, in a slightly concerned voice.

"So what do you want us to do?" Kim asked.

"Could you guys keep an eye on them? Just in case they actually get the generator working." Wade stated. He really did feel bad about disrupting Kim's honeymoon, but duty calls.

"Ok, will do! Send us their location, Ron and I will look into it." With that Kim turned the Kimmunicator off. She turned around to face her hubby. "Sorry duty calls." She stated sorrowfully.

"Can't I come with you guys?" For some reason he really didn't want Kim going somewhere alone with Ron at the moment.

"Sorry honey, but it's too dangerous for you. I'll be back as soon as I can." Kim stated firmly. "Besides, your hurt, and I don't want you to hurt that prime piece of real estate." She gave him a wink.

"You're lucky dude, I just spent the last hour getting yelled at by the life guard try to convince me to give him a chance. Although it is safe to say, I truly don't swing that way." That statement only seemed to make Josh even more worried.

"Anyways we go to go. Come on Ron lets go. Bye sweetie!" With that Kim and Ron exited the room.

Josh quickly grabbed a pillow, yelling all the curse words he could think off into it. The idea of Kim going on missions was becoming less and less appealing to him by the day. He simply groaned with sorrow, before collapsing on the bed, lost in thought.


The next morning, Josh awoke. It was around 5 am. He was the only one occupying the bed. Where had Kim gone? Slowly it started coming back to him, partially due to the broken vase that laid on the floor of their apartment. He remembered the night before, the erotic start to a horrible memory, the interruption, Kim ditching him for a mission everything. In the past he was Ok with all this, in fact it was one of the things that been so appealing about Kim. A Gorgeous independent woman, who happened to be a total bad ass, he remembered telling his friend Big Mike. And for the majority of their relationship, it had been appealing. But now, with them being married, it was starting to get on his nerves.

And it wasn't only the randomness of the missions, both in their objectives and timings, that was terrible, it was also the fact that he didn't know the state that Kim was in at the current moment. Was she hurt, captured by a villain, and god forbid dead. He just didn't know. And he realized this scared him to no end, to come home one day to find a letter that was a simple mission report outlining Kim's demise. He had tried to get her to quit, telling her everything on his mind. But in the end Kim won her case, simply stating this was her calling. It was just something, Josh would have to live with. As an everyday part of life. 'Hopefully I do learn to live with it.' Josh thought to himself as he threw the covers off him and made his way to the showers.


His shower was remarkable. Not only had it cleaned him and aided in his still damaged derriere, but it had helped his mood as well. The water had washed away a lot of the worries and anxiety that he had felt.

Feeling much better than he had before, he decided to make his way down to the lounge and spa. No need to let all the money spent on this trip go to waste after all, even if he had to do it by himself. The last part had caused him grumble with disgust. Some honeymoon this had turned out to be, so far the only thing they did as a couple, other than the obvious, had left him injured. This only seemed to add salt to the wound. But he digressed, rather focussing on the spa day ahead of him.

The Spa was a single white room, leading to various others rooms. He passed signs such as manicures and seaweed wraps on the doors as he made his way to the door he wanted. He entered a room with a sign above it, Mud Baths. He entered to find a row of 5 beds. He made his way to an unoccupied one.

Lying down on his belly, he proceeded to watch the television in the room as the massage lady got to work massaging his back.

"So what do you think about the massage?" A voice asked beside him.

"She seems to be doing a good job so far." Josh stated, as he craned his neck a little to look at his accomplish. She had blond hair, fair skin, blue eyes, and judging by her complexion, she seemed to be his age. Josh simply smiled. "How about you Tara? Are you enjoying the baths?" he asked finally.

"Personally, I think she should go a little harder." Tara stated, smiling. "I heard that" came the reply from the massaging lady.

"Good, you were meant to." Was this still the sweat and lovely blond that we all know and love, who knows. With a groan, the massaging lady went even harder, to the point where her finger felt like they were going to fall off.

"So what bring you to Hawaii?" Josh asked curiously. So far it seemed everyone had shown up to their honeymoon.

Tara simply smiled. "Don't worry me being here is a complete accident, I'm actually here on vacation."

"How did you?" Josh asked, astounded.

"Simple, I can read your mind." Tara cooed.

"Uh huh, what am I thinking now?" Josh challenged, trying his best to block out his thoughts.

"Pizza." Tara stated nonchalantly.

"Lucky guess." Josh groaned. Tara simply started laughing, to others it may have sounded like a hyena dying, but it kind of grows on you. At least that's what Josh thought.

"So groom to… well present, where is your bride?" Tara asked.

"She's currently away on a mission right now." Josh replied, unable to prevent his frustration from getting across.

"Oh don't sweat it, as long as the world doesn't blow up, it's fine that she run off like this on occasion." Tara offered.

"Yeah, but this happens every day." Josh groaned, his foul mood returning.

"Tell you what, why don't you spend time with me until Kim gets back." Tara offered the sad artist.

"I don't think Kim would like that."

"Oh come on, Kim has other friends. Why shouldn't you?"

"A) She has one friend. Most of the others are more of our friends. And B) I have other friends." Josh stated defensively, offering a smile despite him taking deep offence.

"Oh really. Like who?" Clearly the massaging ladies were both paying attention to this conversation as their hands slipped and accidentally scratched the talking duo in the back. "Ow!" Tara and Josh screamed at the same time. While Josh's massage lady apologized, Tara's made no attempt to follow her collogues lead.

"Jinx." Tara stated.

"It's bad enough Kim always wins those, now you too!" Josh groaned.

"So who are your friends?" Tara asked, refusing to let it go.

"Well there's Big Mike." Josh sheepishly blurted.

Hearing the name of D-hall bully, Tara simply rolled her eyes. Josh hadn't talked to the man in 7 years after all. "My point still stands you know, she has someone else to talk too. So should you." Tara smiled back, offering the hand closet to him.

"Alright." Josh grinned the hardest he had in a long time, taking her hand and shaking it.


Josh was astound by his experience at the spa. 'No wonder Kim loves them so much.' He thought, now in a much relaxed state. He truly did have a blast, first with the massage, and then the mud bath that followed. He and Tara had spent the better part of 3 hours simply just wading around in the mud pool talking. That was before their stomach started to grumble, prompting them to finally leave the relaxing atmosphere of the spa and enter the classic one that was the hotel's dining room. The food was amazing, dragging out the perfectionist/ art lover inside of him. He had gone off and spent the last hour simply telling Tara about the importance of Ascetics in food. Surprisingly, she had not only stayed for the conversation, but had also joined in on the conversation as well. When they had parted, they had exchanged numbers to keep in touch. Josh smiled in the memory, was this how Kim felt with Ron. To have a friend you could talk anything too. If so, he finally understood it. He finally had a friend.

Smiling ever brightly, Josh opened the door. The room seemed just the way he had left it other than a clump of blankets that laid on the bed. Josh simply sighed as he made his way to the clump, 'How is Kim still not back yet?' he thought to himself.

Upon arriving at the pile of blankets, he saw a leg stick out of the mass. While the rational part of him wondered if Kim had indeed come back from her mission, part of him also wondered if it was a dead body. The days leading up to the honeymoon, were gloriously filled with him binge watching television. Halfway through, he had stumbled upon a show called Anatomy of Murder. In it, the host addressed the case of a body found in a hotel room. This had left him with a degree of paranoia, only to be vetoed in his quest to cancel the honeymoon on the ludicrous basis that something bad might happen.

"And Kim thought I was crazy" he said to himself. Cautiously, he slowly lifted the covers to find…

A sleeping form of his wife.

Smiling, he let out a sigh of relief as he shook her.

"Umm, Ron you know that berry isn't edible right." She moaned in her sleep. Josh shook her again, this time accomplishing the task of waking her.

"Five more minutes." She said before rolling over and covering her head with the comforter.

"Kim wake up!" Josh now stated.

"Oh Josh your back!" Kim stated, pulling the young man into a hug.

"I could say the same thing to you." He retorted, returning the hug.

"I'm sorry." Kim offered in an apologetic tone.

"Hey, no worries." Josh lied, putting on a fake smile. "So how did your mission go?"

"Oh it's still going. Ron offered to be the look out, so I could come here and spend time with you. He's so thoughtful sometimes." Kim thought happily about her friend. Josh internally frowned.

"That's nice of him." Josh forced a smile.

"So what did you do while I was gone?" Kim asked.

"Oh, I went to the spa. It was amazing." Josh started to list off all the amazing things he encountered at the spa, sans Tara simply to spare her from jealousy.

"I'm glad you liked it." Kim smiled.

"So…" Josh rubbed the back of his neck.

"So…."Kim stalled.

"So what do you want to do?" Josh asked. Kim simply pushed herself onto him, kissing him furiously.

"Oh I think I have an idea." She stated as she started unbuttoning his shirt.


BEEP, BEEP, BEEP the sound of the Kimmunicator propagated the room. Kim let out a groan, as she swung her hand toward the offending device.

She slowly moved her body in a position that would cover herself, while also preventing Josh from waking up. In positon, she finally activated the Kimmunicator.

"Wade!" She stated in an angry whisper. "That's the second time today!"

"Kim! Ron's hurt." Wade stated, completely overturning her anger. The Kimmunicator fell out of Kim's hands.

Picking it back up, she now answer in a louder yet sorrow filled tone. "What happened?"

"Apparently, an hour ago, the Mega Weather Generator finally got enough power from the magma to turn on. Ron tried to call you but you wouldn't pick up, so he attempted to stop it by himself. While he was easily able to out maneuver and defeat all three villain it was all in vain. Apparently, they had managed to stall him just long enough to let the device activate. He used his monkey power to contain the device, causing it to overheat and explode. He got hit by some of the shrapnel. "

A tear loomed Kim's eye. "So where is he now?" Kim asked in a ghostly voice.

"He's at a local hospital, getting treated for his wounds. He told me not to tell you, but I thought you should know." Wade offered sheepishly.

"Oh when I get my hands on that boy, I'll give him a stern talking too." Kim stated angrily, using it to mask the hurt she currently felt. "Send me the location." She requested, coming out more as a demand then a request.

"I'll get my jacket." Josh stated, woken up by Kim's loud voice.

Kim didn't reply, simply making her way to the car.


The entire car ride was done in silence, Josh not even attempting to start of conversation. He knew better then to talk to her when she was in this state. She had practically tore him a new one the last time he had tried. As they pulled up to the hospital, Kim didn't even wait for Josh to park the car. Rather bailing out somewhere in the parking lot. Rolling to a stop, she made her way inside the hospital, making no attempt to correct her appearance.

Josh sighed, as he parked the car. Making his way into the hospital, he arrived at the reception desk.

"Hi!" He said to the 40 year old woman that manned, (Wommanned?), the counter. "Do you know what room Mr. Ron Stoppable is in?"

"Oh you must be with the red head that just entered here. It's really nice of you to help her out by bringing her here to see her husband. Anyway he's in 216B" Josh simply swallowed that comment for now, rationally thinking about his task at hand.

As he approached the room, he heard something he had only heard twice before.

Kim crying!

It truly was something alien to him. She had only cried twice in his presence, but this took the cake. It was louder and more sob filled then he had ever heard before. After what seemed like an eternity to the young man, it finally stopped fading away into a series of repeated sobs.

"I'm so sorry!" Kim stated dreary eyed, hugging Ron for dear life.

"Oh come on KP. It's not your fault." Ron said back to her, putting on a smile of bravery.

"Yes it is. If I didn't leave you there none of this would've happened." Tears were flowing freely.

"Kim don't cry, you know that if you cry I'm going to cry, and that's terrible for the stitches." Ron's lip began to quiver.

"I know…. I know" Kim was trying really hard not to cry.

"Hey, hey it's not your fault. You didn't know this would happen." Ron said to his quivering best friend.

"I know. But from now on we're going to complete a mission and then go home." Kim said firmly.

"Kim…" Ron began to protest, only to be stopped by Kim holding up her hand.

"That's final." She said firmly before bring out her ultimate weapon. The puppy dog pout.

"Not looking…. Not… fine you win. Just put that thing away" Ron relented, as Kim smiled at him beaming with her victory. Josh on the other hand inwardly groaned.

"Thank you." She said as she kissed him on his cheeks. "Oh and no backsy's"

"Fine." Ron groaned.

"And if you ever try to die on me Ron Stoppable, I will come and thoroughly kick your ass." Kim stated angrily.

"Understood!" Ron gulped.

"Hey Josh how you doing." Ron finally notice Josh at the door. Kim turned around and looked at him.

"Better then you it seems." Josh joked.

"Oh this, it's simply a scratch. Well a scratch that required 15 stitches but still." Ron replied.

"Any close and you might have lost an eye." Kim chimed in.

"Ok fine not just a scratch." Ron rubbed the back of his neck, grimacing in pain.

"You mister are no longer allowed to go on missions alone, you got that." Kim firmly stated.

"Kp!"

"Got that?" she repeated. This time in a more authoritative tone.

"Got that." Ron sighed as Kim pulled him into another hug. Josh, inwardly sighed. 'So much for less missions.' he thought disappointedly.


Josh awoke in similar conditions to the previous morning. The sun was shining and the birds were chirping, but the mood in the hotel room was anything but peachy. In fact he had once again woken up alone in bed. After they had come home the mood was substantially grimmer then when they had left, if that was possible. In fact the majority of his night was spent in consoling her, while attempting to get some shut eye during the periods of quiet. So when she had left that morning to go and visit Ron at the hospital, the majority of him was actually relieved rather than disappointed.

But this left a gruelling question. What should he do for the rest of the day? This was where the small part of his brain was telling him to go visit Ron. But the majority of him was simply unwilling to do so. While Kim was exceptionally, to the point where it occasionally flared up his jealousy, close with the guy, he and Ron weren't very close. It was likely due to their tastes for hobbies, but in all the time Josh had been with Kim, he and Ron had only spent about a week of cumulative time together.

'What to do? What to do?' he kept repeating in his head. Suddenly he got an idea.

Fishing into his pockets, he pulled out a number before proceeding to punch it into the phone.

"Hello" The voice on the other line stated.

"Hey Tara, this is Josh. I was wondering if you would like to hang out with me today. " Josh asked.

Authors Note: So what do you think? Nothing really happening right now. But some seeds are planted, while others already bear fruit. Anyway's the next chapter will be from Ann's point of view, and will come out on the 24th of November. Tell me what you thought so far? Was Tara too out of character? How about Josh and Tara's growing friendship? Was I too harse on Josh? I think probably. Any way, hope you enjoyed. Rate & Review.