Dai - chan: And we are here my friend! "The Mitarai Mannor!"

Yoshi: It's HUGE!

They walk into the gates while the maids greet 'em

"Welcome back Master, Mistress, and Friend!"

After getting reaquainted, Kaoru goes over to the flowers and starts doing that famous chant...

Kaoru: He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves...

Dai - chan: WHAT ARE YOU GABBING ABOUT THIS TIME!

Kaoru: Ayanakoji -sama said good morning to me today!

Dai - chan: How can you be blind Kaoru! Ayanakoji is a worthless CHUMP!

Kaoru: Don't you insult Ayanakoji; my love!

(Whacks him with a stck)

Dai -chan: (Turns to Yoshi)

"You did not just see that. Let's go inside!"

Dai - chan takes Yoshi through a secret door that bypasses all of the traps. He turns off all of the defence systems.

Dai -chan: It's not likely that Ayanakoji will pop up here and if he does - we'll turn them back on.

Yoshi: How will we know he's here?

Dai - chan: Security Cameras. They're everywhere in my house. (He leans over and whisperes)

"Even in the bathrooms!"

Yoshi: (shudders) Really?

Dai - chan: (nodds) Yep, you betcha! Now come on!

(They go ahead inside)

As they walk down the halls, a few maids pass them. They say hello, and only Yoshi says "Hi" back.

Dai - chan: They're always saying stuff,

He puffs up his face.

Dai - chan: Ah - HA! Our first room!

Yoshi: Are we gonna have a tour around the whole house?

Dai - chan: NAH! Just the important rooms! Anywa! This is the relaxation room!

(he walks over to a robot)

Dai - chan: This is the massage master. Try it out.

Yoshi: Uh, no thanks

Dai - chan: DO IT!

Yoshi: Can you do it first?

(eyes the robot causiously)

Dai - chan: Good idea!

He sits on the chair infront of the robot and ot starts to massage)

Dai - chan: AHH! Really Get's the creaks out of ma neck! Ayanakoji gives lotsa stress and my muscles stiffen!

Dai - chan: Now YOU try!

Yoshi tries n relaxes a little

Dai - chan: Let's go to my room!

(On the way to his room, they pass Kaoru's room)

Kaoru: "Giggle" That's great!

Dai -chan (cringes) KAORU! Keep it down!

Yoshi stands back a little startled by Dai - chan's outburst, even though he screames alot.

Kaoru: (slams door open and starts yelling) Shut up brother! I can't hear my Ayanakoji - sama!

Dai - chan + Yoshi: AYANAKOJI?!

Yoshi: I thought you said he couldn't get in!

Dai - chan: Grr! He's not suppose to! Growl! SHE! Let him in!

Dai - chan: Ooh I hate you so much you pest! You don't understand what great tension you've put between us! You are the devil and speak from HELL! You and that ugly demon that you're so fond of! Shows your taste in such lousy women! What a fool you are! Shia is the ugl...

"WHAM!"

("Ayanakoji" punches Dai - chan, who then holds his puffy cheek, not from the punch - it's always chubby)

Kaoru and Yoshi stand in schock

Dai - chan: You - you, How dare you! In my house you punch the master! You shall never see the Mitarai family, or step foot in this manor, again!

Kaoru: But -

Dai - chan: No buts sistah! I am the eldest Mitarai son, so I make the very big rules!

Yoshi has his mouth open in shock

Yoshi: Um, Dai - chan?

Dai - chan (turns around) E - yesh?

Yoshi can't stop looking at Dai - chan's red cheek

Yoshi: Is this what it's like in your house everyday?

Dai - chan: Of course there's always stuff going on, but, there usually aren't INTRUDERS being let in!

Yoshi: ( slightly embarrased) Oh.

Ten - chan looks at Yoshi

Ten - chan: Are you Dai - chan's friend?

Yoshi: Um...

Dai - chan: YES! He is! He wholeheartedly respects the Mitarai generations! And! He Is an A student!

Yoshi: I am?

Dai - chan: Yes! You are! Of course! Come on Yoshi! Ayanakoji can never contain his jealousy of me! Let's go to my room and we will start the lessons!

(In the room)

Yoshi: It's amazing!

Dai - chan: That's a common reaction!

OKAY

Lesson 1: You have to be superhandsome and of the girl's taste. Also, she should know a little about you. And I say you learn about her. Spy on her next time she's with those goons, and see what they're 'gossipin 'bout!

(Yoshi nodds and starts writing all this down)

Dai - chan: 2! ( holds up two fingers ) Appear independant and smart! Even though Kotarou is such a pea - brain! He's always getting F's!

Yoshi: (Thinking ) Gee Dai - chan sure knows alot about these people. I wonder if what he's saying is true. Well, he's really trying to help me so I should just trust his judgement.

Dai - chan: 3! You have to be strong! Physically! And Emotionally ! BUT! Do NOT be a showy - off like thaat MORRON AYANAKOJI! (Calms down) You got that down?

Yoshi: Yes (pointing at his notepad)

Dai - chan: Good. Taking the Master's sage words so you can study! I betcha are really an A+ student!

Yoshi: Well my sister and I study together. We both get simillar scores.

Dai - chan: And what's that?

Yoshi: A's and B's

Dai - chan: Oh B's hmm. But I was right for the most part!( Jumping in the air with sprinkles confetti) In your FACE! Ayanakoji! (clears throat) Alright now I shall proceed,