Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC. Some of the ideas also come from "Double Arts" Manga. I do not own that either. I do recommend reading it though it has a good story line but ends abruptly. This is not a crossover I just used some ideas from it.

Things I forgot to mention last chapter: Jump- is a weekly shounen manga released in japan

James = Seb/Sebastian
Kyle= Charles

Full name of OC is 'Alex Reid' – no middle name

Ok from here on Italics = English Normal= Japanese

Story Start:
Chapter 2: Welcome to Ouran Academy

Pulling up to the school was an experience and a half, left me gasping and tripping almost falling flat on my face until my driver steadied me. But you can't blame me for being a klutz I mean if you looked at the school for the first time you would either be pissing yourself laughing or feint. Me on the other hand was still in the shocked phase, after that wore down I burst out in a fit of laughter almost crying.

"Oh my fucken god the school…. Its pink...," I said trying to calm myself down. "If the school looks this bad I don't want to know what the uniforms look like."

That was until I saw one of the female students walk past giving me strange looks. Oh Fuck. I believed I just jinxed myself. The uniform was a giant yellow puff ball. Oh hell no, you are not going to get me into that monstrosity. I turned back around tempting to go back to the limo to go home but found it gone. Sneaky fucken driver ditching me in a pink school with yellow marshmallows. Sighing I made my way cautiously into the school grounds, at least the scenery is decent. 'Damm it not again.' I thought as my eyes caught sight of a naked baby statue peeing in the fountain. I think I better shut up before I'm cursed for life. Making my way into the school and through the halls I realized I had no idea of where to go. Seeing a person walk by I caught his attention and asked if he could show me to the principals' office, he nodded adjusting his glasses on his nose and told me to follow him. Reaching the door I guest was his office; I thanked the guy and knocked on the door. At least the boys' uniform is decent…

"Enter," said a loud voice from behind the door.

"Sorry for intruding." I said as I opened and walked to his desk. "Hello, my name is Alex Reid and I'm a transfer from Australia" I bowed. I believe that's what you have to do in Japan to show respect, personally I would have preferred a handshake and a light smile but nooo I had to be formal.

"Ah, yes Miss Reid, we are glad to have you at Ouran Academy please take a seat," he gestured to the chair across from his desk. "My name is Suoh Yuzuru and I am the principle of this Academy." The man looked to be in his early 30's but looks can be deceiving in Japan, he looked stern but you could see a hint of mischief in his eyes. He was dressed in a white suit with a purple tie and he had short brown hair, just a bit shorter than my own. He passed a piece of paper across the desk and I picked it up to read it.

"This is your time table Miss Reid, you will be in class 1A and considering that school started 2 weeks ago you can have the choice of either starting today or tomorrow. Also you can pick your uniform up right down the hall after we finish up here."

I nodded towards the man, "It seems that this school will be quite interesting, and considering my driver dropped me off here I guess that I will be starting today though I will have to borrow some paper and a pen." Yuzuru nodded and handed her a blank book and a pen.

"Also in regard to the uniform is it possible to were the guys attire?" I asked crossing my finger on my lap.

"Well we normally don't have females dressing in the male attire but I suppose I can allow you this, as you are our guess for the year. Plus it will be quite amusing and entertaining to watch, my only request is that if I allow you to wear the male uniform to stop by 'Music Room 3' before you leave today. My son you see is in a particularly weird club there and I believe it will be amusing for you as well as me if you stop by and have a look. If you play your part right you might end up with a few more kicks, so to say." He suggested with a gleam in his eye.

This looks to be amusing, plus he is allowing me to wear the male attire. How could I say no to that! Nodding my head and accepting his offer, he dismissed me from his office and I made my way to the uniform shop. Picking up a set of the male attire, I redressed in one of the many uniforms I bought and stuffed the rest in a bag I bought from the shop to.

After wondering the halls for another hour I finally found my classroom and knocked on the door. The teacher smiled and led me into the room.

"Ok students, this here is Reid Alex, a transfer from Australia." He handed me a piece of chalk and I wrote my name on the board. The English way with no back to front names.

"It's a pleasure to meet you all, but please call me Alex as I am not used to being called by my last name." I smiled. After I said that or smiled I don't know which but I almost had to block my ears from the noise the class was making, I was only able to get a few things that said but they were something along the lines of. "Cute, adorable, hot, foreign, host, and 'guy' and a lot of screaming." The last word made me sweat drop, but pulling out my evil side I smiled towards the class again. "Everyone is so kind I hope that I am able to get to know everyone in this class on a personal level it would be such a shame to not know my fellow class mates." After I said that it made me almost piss myself laughing. There all so gullible the lot of them, I wonder how long I will be able to keep up this act though. At least I have something to entertain myself with I can't wait to see there expressions when they find out I'm female. Drifting my eyes though the class I noticed all the girls and most of the boys were blushing. Oh this is good, this is to good. One of my favourite hobbies back home was to see how many boys I could get to blush and now that I'm dressed as one….Challenge Accepted.

"Sensei where would you like me to sit," I looked up at the teacher.

"Hikaru stand up please." He called to a boy up the back of the class and he stood up. He was about a head and a half taller than me; no I'm not short, well maybe a bit under the average for Australian girls. I think I'm around 150ish centimetres. Ok I'm short I said it but I'm still growing since both my parents are over 170cm and besides I have years to grow.

The teacher ushered me to go sit in the empty seat by the window next to Hikaru.

"Hi I'm Alex, nice to meet ya." I smiled towards my new neighbour.

"Hi I'm Hikaru and this is my beloved brother Kaoru." He said pulling a copy of himself next to him wrapping his arms around the other. "And this is Haruhi," he said gesturing to the feminine guy sitting next to him.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, I hope we can be friends." I said in the most charming voice I could manage. Yes a red tinge on one of their cheeks I believe it was Haruhi's, Yes, but damm this is going to be harder than I thought to get the twins to blush but I had all year so I wasn't too worried.

After the class quietened down the teacher began the lesson, I think it had something to do with history but I wasn't too sure. I noticed every now and then some of the students glancing back at me and then turn to their partner and giggled. Oh geez that's funny they blush and everything, this is too funny to pass up, I know I'm supposed to be looking for a partner this year but at least I won't be bored while doing it. So every time they look back and I'd catch them I would smile and wave and get them to turn even redder and when I would focus on the lesson I would lick my lips every now and then getting a fangirlish suppressed squeal in response. No I would definitely not get bored.

By the end of class, I noticed most of the females walk out with red faces and the odd guy with a pink tinge. Standing up from my seat, Hikaru called to me.

"Soooo Alex-san."

"We were wondering if." Joined in Kaoru

"You would join us this arvo in our club." Both of them said.

Putting my finger on my chin in a thinking position, "If I wouldn't be intruding, I would love to join you guys this afternoon." Nope still no blush…damm.

And with that the twins grabbed an arm each and dragged me to god knows where while Haruhi walked behind. Coming to the room the signs read Music Room 3. Oh shit I completely forgot about that. But I'm here now I guess my luck is finally picking up. Hm the principle said his son was in this club…I guess this is where my fun will begin.

Next minute the doors opened and I was showered in red rose petals. After that faded I looked to be in a jungle setting with a bunch of topless sexy men. Oh my god, don't bleed nose, don't bleed….Smirking inside, now this will be fun.

Ok I have decided to end it here as I have a lot of study to do today. It's finally beginning Alex has now met the host club whatever will happen now. For this story I'm going to play her off as a boy for a while but don't worry she will be reviled soon just not as quickly as Haruhi was. My plan for her character kinda changed in this chapter from someone with a temper, impatience and boredom to somewhat of a mischievous character who finds amusement in other people discomfort.

Also I know Yuzuru (Tamaki's dad) might be a bit harsher in the anime but in the manga he seems to find enjoyment in teasing Tamaki. And since he's probably aware of Haruhis' situation this could be another way to tease his son. Anyone that does not like my reasoning can deal with it, plus it works with the story.

Ideas for the story are always welcome but not necessarily used. Thanks for the quick reviews as a treat a new chapter.

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